I just heard on the radio
 

this man says this guy is dating his daughter very nice kid. and he go's to play tennis with him and in the shower he saw his crank and said its huge. he wants to know he can break them up :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh says hes going to rip his daughter! :1orglaugh

it was fucking funny im still laughing

Is this one of those "guess you had to be there" moments I've heard about?


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why the hell was he looking at his crank? :helpme he's a 16 year old kid :1orglaugh maybe he was feeling like a dwarf moment. :1orglaugh

that would SUCK hahaha
so glad I don't have daughters

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he said it looked like a ant eater snort :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh i think i broke a rib laughing :mad:

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If you'd said that in the first post then it would have been funny.

omg im still laughing weird shit monday

I suppose it should be the female's decision whether she wants to fuck a big dick or not. I assume that crank means dick.

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Ah, what the hell... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh my side hurts.

Okay, all creepiness aside from the whole dad showering within eyeshot of the daughter's boyfriend thing (or the boyfriend's thing for that matter) I'll say this;

Any father should be proud, nay, HAPPY for his little girl that, after seeing the kid's trouser whopper, he realizes his little pumpkin princess has bagged herself a keeper.

"That's my girl!"

god damn almost spit coffee everywhere.... :1orglaugh

when you play sports they have the central shower at the clubs.

and yes crank means your dizzo ding a ling wing wing