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- LOL - 11-01-2010 09:44 AM

So, the black kids showed up in large numbers for their Halloween candy last night.
 
I know damn well that none of them were from the neighborhood. Someone dropped them off so they could poach their candy from a decent and wealthy neighborhood.

The very first group of them came to my door and it was non-stop yapping: "Wuts kinds uh candiez ya gots?", "I doan likes dat stuff. Gots anythun bettah?", "Aw, man, you be rich! Gives us sum mo' candy!", "Watcha cookin' in dere? Smellz gooooooood!", "Dat yo car?", "How much yo house worf?", "I gots ta use da baffroom!"

There were about 10 of the budding criminals in that first group. The candy bowl I held out to them had enough candy in it for 30 kids. The black kids tore into it and they tried to grab handfuls of candy. I snatched the bowl away before they could empty it. They bitched, "Why ya do dat?" I told the ones that hadn't gotten any candy yet to get if from their friends. Then I shut the door. I definitely heard one of them say "Cheap ass mother fucker!" as they slinked off to lay siege to my neighbor.

I should mention that NOT ONE black kid ever said "Thank You". Not one. The white and asian kids, for the most part, said thank you and didn't try to bogart all the candy.

JFK 11-01-2010 09:47 AM

where do you live ?

candyflip 11-01-2010 09:50 AM

Every year someone would drop a group of city kids off in our neighborhood. This seems to be pretty common. I live in the city now and our doorbell didn't ring a single time. :1orglaugh

As kids, we always made sure they were off to another neighborhood fairly quickly.

The Dawg 11-01-2010 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - LOL - (Post 17658653)
I know damn well that none of them were from the neighborhood. Someone dropped them off so they could poach their candy from a decent and wealthy neighborhood.

The very first group of them came to my door and it was non-stop yapping: "Wuts kinds uh candiez ya gots?", "I doan likes dat stuff. Gots anythun bettah?", "Aw, man, you be rich! Gives us sum mo' candy!", "Watcha cookin' in dere? Smellz gooooooood!", "Dat yo car?", "How much yo house worf?", "I gots ta use da baffroom!"

There were about 10 of the budding criminals in that first group. The candy bowl I held out to them had enough candy in it for 30 kids. The black kids tore into it and they tried to grab handfuls of candy. I snatched the bowl away before they could empty it. They bitched, "Why ya do dat?" I told the ones that hadn't gotten any candy yet to get if from their friends. Then I shut the door. I definitely heard one of them say "Cheap ass mother fucker!" as they slinked off to lay siege to my neighbor.

I should mention that NOT ONE black kid ever said "Thank You". Not one. The white and asian kids, for the most part, said thank you and didn't try to bogart all the candy.

You forgot the part about how they stole your Star Wars collection and drank all of your Zima.

TheLegacy 11-01-2010 09:53 AM

Kids are kids - Halloween is not just for "whites".
Really getting tired of prejudice and stereotyping

brassmonkey 11-01-2010 09:55 AM

talking about peoples kids is just wrong. your an adult why didn't you tell them to say thank you. when i was growing up other kids parents looked out for me. when i did something my parents knew right away.

PornMD 11-01-2010 09:57 AM

Proof or ban.

spazlabz 11-01-2010 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17658672)
talking about peoples kids is just wrong. your an adult why didn't you tell them to say thank you. when i was growing up other kids parents looked out for me. when i did something my parents knew right away.


Oracle Porn 11-01-2010 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - LOL - (Post 17658653)
I know damn well that none of them were from the neighborhood. Someone dropped them off so they could poach their candy from a decent and wealthy neighborhood.

The very first group of them came to my door and it was non-stop yapping: "Wuts kinds uh candiez ya gots?", "I doan likes dat stuff. Gots anythun bettah?", "Aw, man, you be rich! Gives us sum mo' candy!", "Watcha cookin' in dere? Smellz gooooooood!", "Dat yo car?", "How much yo house worf?", "I gots ta use da baffroom!"

There were about 10 of the budding criminals in that first group. The candy bowl I held out to them had enough candy in it for 30 kids. The black kids tore into it and they tried to grab handfuls of candy. I snatched the bowl away before they could empty it. They bitched, "Why ya do dat?" I told the ones that hadn't gotten any candy yet to get if from their friends. Then I shut the door. I definitely heard one of them say "Cheap ass mother fucker!" as they slinked off to lay siege to my neighbor.

I should mention that NOT ONE black kid ever said "Thank You". Not one. The white and asian kids, for the most part, said thank you and didn't try to bogart all the candy.

Well, you white people do need to make up for the enslaving somehow.

- LOL - 11-01-2010 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 17658659)
where do you live ?

Boulder, CO

I've lived in the neighborhood for about 6 years. It's the first time I've seen this happen here. I've heard about it happening in other neighborhoods, but where I live is far away from the traditionally black neighborhoods.

It's as if someone scouted the neighborhoods that were most likely to offer quality candy and then the light fingered black spawn were dropped off to carry out their raids.

brassmonkey 11-01-2010 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17658726)
Well, you white people do need to make up for the enslaving somehow.

never can be done. :2 cents:

- LOL - 11-01-2010 10:10 AM

A second group of about 8 black kids showed up soon after, and the scenario was basically the same as before. After that, I ended up watching the road and if black kids were heading my way (you would hear them before you saw them) I turned off all the lights.

Just after I had handed out candy to a group of neighborhood kids, I noticed a large group of black kids heading up my driveway. They saw me. I immediately closed the door, locked it, and turned off all the lights. They stood on my porch for a few minutes ringing the doorbell repeatedly, banging on the door, and one of them kept turning the door handle to see if he could get in. They were pissed! They moaned and griped and bitched about "He be rayciss!", "We saw him give dem white kidz candiez!", "Motherfucking rayciss cracker!", and on and on they went. They finally started shuffling away, but I was worried about them vandalising my property. I went and turned on the security flood lights which are VERY bright. This caused them to bitch and moan some more, but it also caused them to leave more quickly.

Almost forgot. The black kids basically had no costumes. A number of them simply put on knit hats with a sports team logo on it. This gave them the appearance of being a roving band of burglars which is probably not far off the mark. There were also no parents with them that I could see.

Roald 11-01-2010 10:14 AM

and your point is?

Slutboat 11-01-2010 10:16 AM

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beerptrol 11-01-2010 10:17 AM

Your story sounds made up. kids have been going to different neighborhoods forever.As a kid you want to score the most candy as you can. if you're worried about kids from other places coming and taking candy then don't give out candy. Picking and choosing which kids you choose to give out to makes you a major asshole, and used douche bag water drinker.

brassmonkey 11-01-2010 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - LOL - (Post 17658747)
A second group of about 8 black kids showed up soon after, and the scenario was basically the same as before. After that, I ended up watching the road and if black kids were heading my way (you would hear them before you saw them) I turned off all the lights.

Just after I had handed out candy to a group of neighborhood kids, I noticed a large group of black kids heading up my driveway. They saw me. I immediately closed the door, locked it, and turned off all the lights. They stood on my porch for a few minutes ringing the doorbell repeatedly, banging on the door, and one of them kept turning the door handle to see if he could get in. They were pissed! They moaned and griped and bitched about "He be rayciss!", "We saw him give dem white kidz candiez!", "Motherfucking rayciss cracker!", and on and on they went. They finally started shuffling away, but I was worried about them vandalising my property. I went and turned on the security flood lights which are VERY bright. This caused them to bitch and moan some more, but it also caused them to leave more quickly.

Almost forgot. The black kids basically had no costumes. A number of them simply put on knit hats with a sports team logo on it. This gave them the appearance of being a roving band of burglars which is probably not far off the mark. There were also no parents with them that I could see.

they will remember you dude. sounds like your trying to make enemies. :2 cents:

epitome 11-01-2010 10:18 AM

For having the nick -LOL- you sure are a miserable and negative prick.

epitome 11-01-2010 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17658775)
they will remember you dude. sounds like your trying to make enemies. :2 cents:

That is the beauty of it all. Why did you have to spoil the fun and tell him. Karma is going to work him over and I hope he ends up being out a lot more than just some candy. I bet the long key marks down the side of his car will look nice.

I wonder what he'd think of all the white kids that were stealing ALL of the candy off the porches of the waterfront homes we were at last night because their owners were not there to hand it out?

Agent 488 11-01-2010 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by - LOL - (Post 17658733)
Boulder, CO

why you change your location? was somewhere in california first?

whole thread smells like bullshit.

- LOL - 11-01-2010 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17658776)
For having the nick -LOL- you sure are a miserable and negative prick.

I'm a miserable and negative prick because black kids are ungrateful little bastards with filthy mouths?

stocktrader23 11-01-2010 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 17658771)
Your story sounds made up. kids have been going to different neighborhoods forever.As a kid you want to score the most candy as you can. if you're worried about kids from other places coming and taking candy then don't give out candy. Picking and choosing which kids you choose to give out to makes you a major asshole, and used douche bag water drinker.

Sounds like every good neighborhood around here to me. I'm in Louisiana.

PornMD 11-01-2010 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - LOL - (Post 17658809)
I'm a miserable and negative prick because black kids are ungrateful little bastards with filthy mouths?

A gripe from a troll on GoFuckYourself about "filthy mouths"?

- LOL - 11-01-2010 10:45 AM

whatever.. your a bunch of liberal faggots

Just Mike 11-01-2010 10:45 AM

What if you just handed each one "one" or "two" candies yourself. Why would you let any kid pick from the bowl. Problem solved.

When we would hand out the candy to kids we just gave one or two pieces max so that we knew we wouldn't run out...by 8:30 the last few groups of kids would score big :)

spazlabz 11-01-2010 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by - LOL - (Post 17658889)
whatever.. your a bunch of liberal faggots

hey now, I am a liberal, straight and what you said you experienced would have pissed me right the fuck off too. However I do not see it as a black and white thing, the kids acting like assholes in your case may have been predominantly black, but there has been a rabid loss of respect in American society over the years and there are plenty of white kids with just as poor manners as the children you cite in your halloween night. Blame the ignorant fucktard parents for not knowing how to raise their brood with the proper social graces

- LOL - 11-01-2010 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexentertain_mike (Post 17658890)
What if you just handed each one "one" or "two" candies yourself. Why would you let any kid pick from the bowl. Problem solved.

When we would hand out the candy to kids we just gave one or two pieces max so that we knew we wouldn't run out...by 8:30 the last few groups of kids would score big :)

I've always held out the bowl for kids so they could pick the candy they like. But I'd never experienced the behavior of large groups of black kids descending on the neighborhood in search of their candy booty. In fact, I can't remember ever seeing blacks being dropped off in the neighborhood during Halloween although I've heard about in other neighborhoods.

baddog 11-01-2010 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Sexentertain_mike (Post 17658890)
What if you just handed each one "one" or "two" candies yourself.

Because he is either lying or not smart enough to come up with that solution.

Machete_ 11-01-2010 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexentertain_mike (Post 17658890)
What if you just handed each one "one" or "two" candies yourself. Why would you let any kid pick from the bowl. Problem solved.

When we would hand out the candy to kids we just gave one or two pieces max so that we knew we wouldn't run out...by 8:30 the last few groups of kids would score big :)

indeed, big mistake offering the bowl, OP is lucky his hand was not chopped off and the whole bowl taken. I drop one piece of candy in each bag. If the kid called me cheap I tell them my money went to their ho of a mom for welfare then I let the dog loose in the yard.

spunkmaster 11-01-2010 11:06 AM

I get groups of older black kids as well but they are nice. I don't know why but most of them don't wear any costumes and many don't say thank you ?

I hand out one candy bar per kid and if they have a decent costume I'll give them 2 or 3.

2MuchMark 11-01-2010 11:08 AM

The same thing (sort of) happens here.

The little kids dressed up with their parents are clearly having a good time. You grab some candy and drop it into their bags and they love it - clearly this is an amazing holiday for them, and dishing out the candy is fun for Tracy and I too.

There are other kids who clearly don't deserve anything. A few teenagers showed up with garbage bags, not dressed up at all. A few teen "hootchies" I call them (14 year old girls with short tight dresses and too much makeup) tried to pass off off their slut clothes as halloween costumes, completely with fucking idiot driving up the street with loud rap music coming from his car). The cops stopped him at the corner and gave him a hard time though at least.

I'm not a big halloween fan but I like seeing how little kids eat this stuff up. It's a shame to have asshole teens (and perhaps their parenets or guardians?) ruin it.

Jakez 11-01-2010 11:11 AM

Mo' money mo' problems?

ahoy 11-01-2010 11:55 AM

The kids in our neighborhood were very respectful, that includes all races.

Much better behaved then me and my buddies did around that age. And we lived in the predominantly white wealthy area. If there was a bowl just sitting out, there was no question that bowl was empty when we were done with it. I can't even remember all the trouble we used to cause. We were just little terrors, has nothing to do with race.

ahoy 11-01-2010 11:57 AM

The kids in our neighborhood were very respectful, that includes all races.

Much better behaved then me and my buddies did around that age. And we lived in the predominantly white wealthy area. If there was a bowl just sitting out, there was no question that bowl was empty when we were done with it. I can't even remember all the trouble we used to cause. We were just little terrors, has nothing to do with race.

dyna mo 11-01-2010 12:02 PM

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FlexxAeon 11-01-2010 12:19 PM

This is some grade A trolling right here lol

jimmy-3-way 11-01-2010 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - LOL - (Post 17658733)
Boulder, CO

I've lived in the neighborhood for about 6 years. It's the first time I've seen this happen here. I've heard about it happening in other neighborhoods, but where I live is far away from the traditionally black neighborhoods.

It's as if someone scouted the neighborhoods that were most likely to offer quality candy and then the light fingered black spawn were dropped off to carry out their raids.

Hey! Thanks for making America a shittier place, OP.

ottopottomouse 11-01-2010 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17659198)

Most storyboard things like that are crap but that one makes me laugh every time :thumbsup

mchacal 11-01-2010 01:48 PM

I can't believe you didn't get your shotgun and fired at them?

This is the second thread I read from you and both are racist bullshit

alias 11-01-2010 01:51 PM

Troll won.

Kenny B! 11-01-2010 02:11 PM

We always get kids from poorer areas and that's cool as long as they are kids and dressed up it's my pleasure to give them candy. Disrespectful kids drive me crazy though, if they aren't polite they get nothing I don't care where they come from or what color they are.

We had a scented candle in the pumkins, mainly because I just grabbed a bunch of candles and didn't pay attention. The front of my house smelled like vanilla lol.. one kid asked if there were cupcakes, I told him there are non it's the pumpkin that smells like that and to never eat a cupcake he gets from a strangers house lol.

mineistaken 11-01-2010 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17658726)
Well, you white people do need to make up for the enslaving somehow.

Nobody of white people on this forum enslaved anybody. And it was the times, not race which was responsible for slavery.

BlackCrayon 11-01-2010 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 17658953)
The same thing (sort of) happens here.

The little kids dressed up with their parents are clearly having a good time. You grab some candy and drop it into their bags and they love it - clearly this is an amazing holiday for them, and dishing out the candy is fun for Tracy and I too.

There are other kids who clearly don't deserve anything. A few teenagers showed up with garbage bags, not dressed up at all. A few teen "hootchies" I call them (14 year old girls with short tight dresses and too much makeup) tried to pass off off their slut clothes as halloween costumes, completely with fucking idiot driving up the street with loud rap music coming from his car). The cops stopped him at the corner and gave him a hard time though at least.

I'm not a big halloween fan but I like seeing how little kids eat this stuff up. It's a shame to have asshole teens (and perhaps their parenets or guardians?) ruin it.

same situation here. i do it for the little kids. someone has to. so many people don't even give out candy anymore.

BlackCrayon 11-01-2010 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 17660254)
Nobody of white people on this forum enslaved anybody. And it was the times, not race which was responsible for slavery.

no shit. no black people alive today were inslaved either. stop holding onto the past. people fucked up but its sure as hell not my fault. my relatives came from britian and ireland..no one had slaves so save the guilt for someone else.

comeplay 11-01-2010 03:06 PM

I live in a mostly black community and I waited all night for some of the kids to come knocking on our door.. not one..

TurboAngel 11-01-2010 03:19 PM

I didn't get one white kid here but all the kids said "thank you!" so that was nice. I thought we would have had more so I'm stuck with a huge bowl of candy :( I have PMS so I'm sure I will be eating it.

SallyRand 11-01-2010 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Machete_ (Post 17658947)
indeed, big mistake offering the bowl, OP is lucky his hand was not chopped off and the whole bowl taken. I drop one piece of candy in each bag. If the kid called me cheap I tell them my money went to their ho of a mom for welfare then I let the dog loose in the yard.

Pretty funny, M! I had no one show up at my door but the there was a very large dog free roaming behind the 6 ft chain link fence which surrounds my place.

And the gate was locked.

;)

IllTestYourGirls 11-01-2010 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17658726)
Well, you white people do need to make up for the enslaving somehow.

And how do the black people pay for enslaving their own? :Oh crap

And how do I get reparations from the Romans for enslaving my ancestors? :pimp

fatfoo 11-01-2010 03:26 PM

You mentioned criminals and neighborhoods. Of course, it's possible for a person to move around the whole city, or even through different cities. I suppose you could try to memorize faces of who is a criminal and who is not.

CYF 11-01-2010 05:00 PM

we had about 50 kids come by for candy and everyone was polite, even the little boys that were roughhousing a little bit

$5 submissions 11-01-2010 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 17660926)
And how do the black people pay for enslaving their own? :Oh crap

And how do I get reparations from the Romans for enslaving my ancestors? :pimp

In terms of grievances, that doesn't go back far enough. How about the Neaderthals being wiped out by Cro-Magnon/Homo Sapiens? Now, that's an outrage!


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