Some women are not very bright some nights
 

There's this lady I use to see all of the time back in the day.. lives about an hour away now.... She is adorable, but doesn't think all of the time when she's stoned.... I told her I'm going to NY and


so will i see you b4 you go bye bye to ms face
ME: I would hope so
ME: Got to give you some seed before I go
---: what you mean by seed
ME: What do you think
ME: It goes in the belly
---: oh a baby
ME: No no
ME: I didn't mean that, silly!
---: how can you do that if you dont fuck
ME: In your mouth in your stomach
---: oh ok
---: sry
---: well i thought that but
---: im fixed anyway
ME: I know you are, woman
---: i love it when you call me woman
---: ooooooooooohhhhhh baby im in need of a fred fix
ME: I know
--- is typing...
---: i will always have a place for you in my heart sweety

Really I don't have any idea what the fuck you're talking about either... :uhoh

Fine, and I see that you can still spell you're, but SHE should have!!!

A seed that was planted some time ago can create a plant.

I'd like to plant something in your fucking head.

Well, some times a bird eats a seed, shits the seed out of its ass onto the ground while the bird is flying, and some great ten thousand year old oak trees were born after falling out of a flying birds asshole.

Now,
With this information, it's easily determined that a bird should shit on your head every time you press "Submit Reply" or type "Alt+s". :disgust