God fucking damn it
 

I just texted my ex :(

You know bitches 1000 leagues above her have put me on planes and sucked my cock and begged me to spank them on the ass and all of this

But there's something about that bitch you miss

Friends don't let friends text drunk...

http://www.marieclaire.com/cm/mariec...ibeerphone.jpg

Aw fuck it, get drunk and be somebody!!! :drinkup

http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/...1959858775.jpg

ADG

you should drink really hard alcohol (like 100 proof) and be happy

lol I do this all of the time, my ex is used to it.