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fris	11-02-2010 06:49 AM

A penis has a sad life

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him.

:1orglaugh

bloggerz

11-02-2010 06:50 AM

good one lol

thickcash_amo

11-02-2010 06:52 AM

hahaha funny, but I don't think he is complaining much!

michael.kickass

11-02-2010 07:08 AM

:1orglaugh good one for sure! :thumbsup

daniel_webcams

11-02-2010 07:15 AM

nice one :) ... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ottopottomouse

11-02-2010 07:25 AM

He throws up quite often too.

Mutt	11-02-2010 07:27 AM

ha, you got that from The Reader's Digest, my grandmother had that taped to her refrigerator.

DiF0r

11-02-2010 07:28 AM

loool funny one :1orglaugh

raven1083

11-02-2010 07:35 AM

nice one :)

BFT3K

11-02-2010 08:09 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

candyflip

11-02-2010 08:26 AM

I think that might have actually been the first dirty joke I ever told.

woj	11-02-2010 08:32 AM

:1orglaugh

Imortyl Pussycat

11-02-2010 08:34 AM

too funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

u-Bob

11-02-2010 08:34 AM

hehe :)

Chosen

11-02-2010 08:46 AM

Old but still good one :upsidedow

Houdini

11-02-2010 08:50 AM

And he has to do pushups in the dark until he throws up. Think I heard this one about 20 years ago in Jr. High lol.

Si	11-02-2010 09:08 AM

Oldie but gets me everytime :1orglaugh

2MuchMark

11-02-2010 09:09 AM

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/phot...animal_cam.jpg

anexsia

11-02-2010 09:27 AM

but atleast he doesn't bleed all over the place once a month.

CaptainHowdy

11-02-2010 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 17663235)

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/phot...animal_cam.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh...

fatfoo

11-02-2010 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 17663297)

but atleast he doesn't bleed all over the place once a month.

Unless the penis got STDs and becomes bloody.

Paul Markham

11-02-2010 09:37 AM

I did the illustrations for that joke. It was meant to be part of the Bayer Tapestry. LOL

atom	11-02-2010 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 17663086)

I think that might have actually been the first dirty joke I ever told.

Exactly what I as thinking. What's great is I still laughed when I read it.

C H R I S

11-02-2010 10:53 AM

Oldy but goody.

JayDeeZee

11-02-2010 11:08 AM

LOL - that's a good one.

SomeCreep

11-02-2010 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 17662742)

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him.

:1orglaugh

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...iloled-pam.jpg

anexsia

11-02-2010 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17663322)

Unless the penis got STDs and becomes bloody.

lol very true fatfoo :pimp

_Richard_

11-02-2010 11:32 AM

haha good one

Sarah_Jayne

11-02-2010 11:43 AM

In other news...if your feet smell and your nose runs you are built upside down.

SpongeBub

11-02-2010 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 17663960)

In other news...if your feet smell and your nose runs you are built upside down.

That may have been the first joke I ever told.

PornstarXS

11-02-2010 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 17663960)

In other news...if your feet smell and your nose runs you are built upside down.

Sometimes a dick smells and runs as well. Does that mean we are built from the center out or we should be watching where we stick our dicks into.

Sarah_Jayne

11-02-2010 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpongeBub (Post 17664110)

That may have been the first joke I ever told.

It is the first one my grandfather told me and I thought he created it. Then, I heard it in the lockers section of You Can't Do That On Television and it was like somebody had told me about Santa and the Easter Bunny all at once.

nico-t

11-02-2010 01:45 PM

first joke that i can remember hearing as a kid:

when is it ok to spit a turkish woman in the face? when her mustache is on fire.

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