24,000 posts later what do you want to do to fatfoo?
 

pat him on the back to congratulate him for his contribution here or kick him in the nuts?

Both sound about right

I'll take the nonsense of fatfoo over the "adult is dead" and "so-and-so called me a poopy head" posts any day of the week.

that's pretty cool!

Agreed. Fatfoo at least makes me laugh.

:thumbsup Yeah. At least his bot doesn't go around whining it's getting bullied like all the stupid threads about negative rep or being ignored.

Wonder how many forums it can post on at once.

He is a very uplifting character... and I consider him an internet friend of mine.

Stuck him on ignore a long while back.

he's touched you and inspired you, he's like ET and you're Elliot. :arcadefre

Fatfoo is alright in my book. I've done some minor business with him and had no issues. Seems like an honorable guy. You wouldn't know it from his common perception here but he actually does own sites in the industry.

Fatfoo is awesome...I love all of his posts that make absolutely no sense, they're hilarious.

He's definitely unique.

He's not nasty or a hater, so I say keep him.

fatfoo is the bees knees

congrats buddy!

An Internet forum is a place on the internet where people can type messages on a board for other people to see. Internet forums, sometimes called "forums" can be found on a lot of websites. Internet forums are often used to show people information. Things like pictures and images can also be put on the board, or "posted". A lot of Internet forums have rules such as spaming and trolling. If people do those kind of things, they will be warned, and if they continue, they will be banned.
There are three different types of rankings on a forum such as a member which nearly everyone is, a moderator and a super moderator. The highest ranking is an administrator who can add topics to the forum.

where did u get that? there was a thread not long ago that gave away fatfoo's secret source.

Thank you. I would like to continue my conversations online. You see, fatfoo is not a character in real life. I think he can't exist in real life. The only way to talk to fatfoo would be to post on gfy.com, other forums or message me on ICQ instant messaging. Good luck, everyone! Payments can be made in Paypal. Epassporte stopped working in October - how unfortunate.

Here's what I would like to do to FatFoo:

1. Dip him in butter, fry him up and have him as a nice snack between GFY posts.
2. Blindfold him, rub him with baby oil and leave him, naked, at a truckstop (still blindfolded)
3. Put a sign on his back that reads 'I'm Chris Mallick - Kick Me" as he walks around the AVN show.
4. Hire him to write my biography
5. Sit next to him at a movie theater, with a tub of popcorn between my legs with a hole cut out of the bottom.....
6. I'd like to give him a flu shot
7. Break into his house, or wherever he lives, and put superglue on his fucking keyboard
8. Paint his face on my toilet seat
9. Start an Internet rumor about him involving dolphins, a quart of milk and a chainsaw
10. Make sweet, sweet love to him - while he's wearing a Chris Mallick mask. Anal, of course, un-lubbed.

That's just off the top of my head. Good luck!

Fatfoo rocks!

I have always liked FatFoo. :thumbsup