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Bryan G 11-10-2010 10:18 AM

God will save us from climate change!!!!!
 
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God will save us from climate change: U.S. Representative


U.S. Representative John Shimkus, possible future chairman of the Congressional committee that deals with energy and its attendant environmental concerns, believes that climate change should not concern us since God has already promised not to destroy the Earth.

Shimkus, an evangelical Christian and a Republican member of the House from Illinois, on Tuesday signalled his desire to become chairman of the House Committee on Energy and Commerce.

The Energy and Commerce committee is among the most powerful in the U.S. Congress, with a wide-ranging purview over legislation touching on energy policy, environmental initiatives and public health.

Shimkus already serves on the committee. During a hearing in 2009, he dismissed the dangers of climate change and the warnings of the scientific community by quoting the Bible.

First, he noted God?s post-Flood promise to Noah in Genesis 8:21-22.

?Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though all inclinations of his heart are evil from childhood and never again will I destroy all living creatures as I have done.

?As long as the earth endures, seed time and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night, will never cease.?

?I believe that?s the infallible word of God, and that?s the way it?s going to be for his creation,? Shimkus said.

Then he quoted Matthew 24:31.

?And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds from one end of the heavens to the other.?

?The Earth will end only when God declares it?s time to be over. Man will not destroy this Earth. This Earth will not be destroyed by a Flood,? Shimkus asserted. ?I do believe that God?s word is infallible, unchanging, perfect.?

Following the Republican wave in the recent Congressional elections, the committee will shift from Democratic to Republican leadership.

On Tuesday, Shimkus sent a letter to his colleagues burnishing his credentials by saying he is ?uniquely qualified among a group of talented contenders to lead the Energy and Commerce Committee.?


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Amputate Your Head 11-10-2010 10:24 AM

we'd better hope god saves us from it, because we sure as hell can't do anything to prevent it.

Randy West 11-10-2010 10:26 AM

Wow, what a fucking clown. God will also make me go blind from beating off. Fuck I have 20/20... what's the deal? Is he on vacation?

cykoe6 11-10-2010 10:33 AM

Since I could care fucking less about climate change...... I am a lot more concerned about who is going to save us from an out of control government that wants to tax the air.

seeandsee 11-10-2010 10:36 AM

god will save us from ...INSERT WHAT EVER YOU WANT...

cwd 11-10-2010 11:34 AM

well, looks like that problem is solved. Next!

IllTestYourGirls 11-10-2010 11:35 AM

What we need is cap n trade and everyone needs to wear a mask that calculates how much air they are using and then tax them on that.

botfurom 11-10-2010 11:36 AM

I worked in porn but I am still believing in god as well he created everything.

Bryan G 11-10-2010 11:36 AM

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ottopottomouse 11-10-2010 12:02 PM

I hope climate change will save me from god.

mchacal 11-10-2010 12:24 PM

I always wanted to see the apocalypse. Fuck you God!

minicivan 11-10-2010 12:40 PM

Yet God didn't save all the large mammals in the last ice age.

Amputate Your Head 11-10-2010 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minicivan (Post 17688939)
Yet God didn't save all the large mammals in the last ice age.

god helps those who help themselves.

dumb animals that refuse to help themselves deserve death.

Vendzilla 11-10-2010 12:45 PM

First is was Global Warming, but when that didn't make sense, the same idiots changed the name to climate change
Gore was passionate about spending money to prevent the level of the oceans to rise, then he bought a sea side house, go figure

cwd 11-10-2010 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17688955)
First is was Global Warming, but when that didn't make sense, the same idiots changed the name to climate change
Gore was passionate about spending money to prevent the level of the oceans to rise, then he bought a sea side house, go figure

Yeah, I mean, are there any respected scientists out there that can prove that humans are changing this planet for the worse?

2intense 11-10-2010 03:08 PM

I will pray for all , God is my friend

wig 11-10-2010 03:29 PM

Moronic. Like believing in Noah and the Flood.

Phoenix 11-10-2010 03:31 PM

very moronic

BlackCrayon 11-10-2010 03:38 PM

religion and common sense don't mix.


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