What do you do while you Go To The Bathroom?
 

I mean, to do number 2.

Read? Bring in your laptop and check your stats? Daydream?

by the way, I read :)

I play "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" on my fone.


I like to test my knowledge when i poo...

newspaper is nice tool :D

I usually eat...

I just read but if it's a really big dump then I will sit and enjoy it.

You know, I've never understood the concept of how people do other things while taking a crap. For me, when I have to go, I have to go. I sit down, do my duty, whipe, leave. I sure as hell wouldn't wanna sit on a hard toilet seat reading, when I could read on my comfy couch in the living room.

Maybe some people, it takes a good 5-10 minutes to squeeze it out and they need to fill in the time, ha ha.

I usually read something... anything. If there are no books or magazines handy, I catch myself picking up shampoo, or toothpaste... something just so I can read :1orglaugh

Jacking off whilst shitting is the obvious win.

Yes, the smell of human fecal matter for sure gets the blood flowing to my cock :1orglaugh

If I can't pinch one off in a short amount of time I leave and come back later.

Here I sit all broken hearted had to poo and only farted. Laughing!!

I imagine who I wish I was shitting on

I have a live band in my bathroom, so depending on my mood I ask them to play either La Cucaracha or Shostakovich's Symphony No. 7 over and over until I am done

I shit, wipe my ass then flush the john. :pimp

I bring my morning mail in there, open it and read it whilst copping a sit.

Finding a few affiliate checks amongst the bills and fliers always makes for an especially enjoyable dump.

usually just sit there and take a shit, but sometimes i'll be playing games on my ipod.

play a quick round of darts.

if you have to sit on the toilet for such a long time that you need something to do you might want to look at changing your diet.

i read xbizzzz

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh I used to do that too when I got it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh...

You have a wierd fetish.

reading this shit :D

I usually spend my time trying to hold the pesky little kid down while I duker on his face.

Same here, no need to be in there that long.

If for some reason I am in there a minute or two, I might pet the puppies.

Read a book, check news on iPhone, work on laptop, strain, legs fall to sleep

i catch mine and put it in the barrel. i can power my tv 8 hours on a week of turds. shit saved me some money literally.

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/201...1/taxonomylist

I imagine someone so that it will go out!.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...c84d07d23f.jpg

Laughing!!

In university, we had a saying when we we had a buddy on their way to the can for number 2. A sort of blessing you can say. "Flush twice. It's a long way to Mr. Tasty's." [Mr Tasty's can be replaced with your nasty burger joint]

I'm usually out quick, either comes out like a Contra Spreader spreading out like motha-fucka or they sink thick like Baghdad torpedoes and i'm going to need Betsy-Sue the plunger to ruin that sum-bitch. Damn that sum-bitch to hell (or Mr. Tasty's)

ROFL, ha ha, good point :)

i read the news on my phone.

Read books.
Now reading "What would Google do"

No pic of the Bath tub woman yet i am amazed lol

Nothing...

Get a BJ

oh my gosh, I do exactly the same! I could recite my shampoo labels by now (I keep forgetting my book)

I tend to examine and dissect the poo from yesterday...

You should see a therapist about that constipation.


I go in, drop a load, out in 2 minutes.

:2 cents: :2 cents:

I either read or think. If it's thinking, it usually has something to do with why I'm taking a shit with no toilet paper to wipe my ass with.