AWE Contracts GFY Powerposter Superstar - Fatfoo
 

Cyberspace - Adult Webmaster Empire (AWE) contracts GFY icon Fatfoo. The renowned forumer joined GFY in 2003 and a mind-boggling amount of posts - over 24,000 - have been posted under his profile since then. His unique writing style has added new flavor to posting and created the Foo-language. Fellow forumers strive to out-Foo him ever since!

You can love him or hate him, but you cannot possibly ignore him. Forumers try desperately to add Fatfoo to their ignore list, hands shaking over their mouse, but simply can?t stop interacting with him. His posts make absolutely no sense and their connection to the subject is thinner than a strand of hair, but they never fail to entertain. They are considered addictive like, in the words of one GFY community member, ?sticky little buns that you know are bad for you but there they are, just waiting to be gobbled up?.

Fatfoo is a very strange character who must be originated from another planet, like Mars, and he seems to confirm it when he states: ?Fatfoo cannot exist in real life?. The ET of GFY has a positive personality and a nice word or two to add to any thread started. If you haven?t been charmed by his uplifting character yet, check the effect he has on others. There is not one forumer on GFY who hasn?t got an opinon of him. The judgments range from one extreme to the other: in the opinion of some Fatfoo rocks, others would like to dip him in butter and fry him. Whatever the case, Fatfoo and his hilarious posts are the constant subject of discussions.

AWE is pleased to announce their promotional agreement with the celebrity forumer of GFY and be part of the Fatfoo world. AWE?s new Lifetime promotion will appear in Fatfoo?s signature to reach out to existing and potential affiliates. This latest overture sets a new industry standard with AWE offering the highest live cam revenue sharing program currently available.

An exceptional 50% revenue sharing will be paid out on the November credit purchases of any new Lifetime Members referred to any of the 9 Official AWE Sites between November 1st and 30th, 2010. To further up the ante, AWE is offering 35% revshare on the credit purchases of existing Lifetime members referred before November 1st, 2010.
For a list of AWE?s current promotions please visit this link.

Are you tempted by this exceptional offer? You got Fatfoo?ed!

well this is a first lol

a press release regarding the purchase of a signature

A contract is an agreement or promise that the law can enforce. The law will enforce some agreements but not others. For example, in most places, if a parent promises to take a child to get ice cream, the law will not enforce that promise as a legal contract.

You've just too much tought into fatfoo... Oh, wait.

A signature is a special way that people write their name to imply that they agree to something which is written.

Congrats on your new contract on earth.

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Sticky buns appear to have a Germanic origin and were originally known as "Schnecken". Released by Universal Pictures, E.T. was a blockbuster, surpassing Star Wars to become the most financially successful film released to that point.
Good luck, Dave-AWE.

that's great :1orglaugh

hahaha this is quite funny. congrats foo!

lolz congrats to both parties. FatFoo rocks!

Pulling all AWE links...

Signing up as soon as I find an ff post to click the sig in :thumbsup

Paging the Foo...

Congrat Foo :thumbsup Get some Self-Shot MILF Content Here: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?p=17704195#post17704195

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Actually, I think Juicy has had a couple of them in the past... :winkwink:

Just sent him an email, he should be here soon :thumbsup

Considering that I blocked that fucking idiot months ago, I don't think I'll be seeing your banner in the sig of the awesome "Powerposter Supestar."

What a fucking joke....And you made a thread about it? LOL

I wish I was an affiliate just so I could say something rash about pulling all AWE links/etc like the other guy, and it being truthful :thumbsup

exactly a major portion of active posters, have him on ignore, most of his posts dont make sense, or are generated by wikipedias simple engine, I know i would never recommend anything that his sig promotes, if a big company like AWE wants to take this big of a gamble, well its their loss.

on the other hand if he actually made posts worth a thought that would be different, but hes never changed the way he posts.

Actually...no, it isn't. :1orglaugh

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on ignore here

Pulling all AWE links 2

Even an announcement of a sig buying is more entertaining and informative than fatfoo's posts. I've had him on ignore for quite a while now.

Over 50% of the active posters here have him on ignore and can't see his sig, congrats on the wise investment. Also, he's admitted to a few in here that he uses a bot that pulls a definition of a keyword in the first post of a thread and autoposts that as a reply. If he's banned, does your contract stipulate that he will pay you back his sig money?

Funniest fake gfy press release ever. :thumbsup

Promotions are very good. It means you're getting promo price and materials.

Guess you didn't read the PR.:winkwink:

I challenge you, fellow GFYers, to remove fatfoo from your ignore list, even I have removed him for the duration of this intergalactic promotional agreement. :pimp

Space is very cold. The radiation left over from the Big Bang at the beginning of the universe has a temperature of about 2.73 K. However, on Earth the temperature is not as cold.

You should challenge fatfoo to make at least one interesting post first.

This thread is going to be pages upon pages.

pulling links now

I actually find his posts funny. Not really because of the useless stuff he posts but because the timing of his posts always seem to be spot on.

I hired fatfoo for 2 blog articles just to see how they would turn out. They made no sense at all, but hey, thats ok. I expected as much. I still sent him his $4 via paypal.

I'm sure AWE got his sig for dirt cheap. Im actually kinda pissed I didnt think of this. Kudo's to you guys.

lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh funny stuff

This is a joke?

I pity the foo
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I am flattered. And like that song says, "Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?"

I think 'foo has jumped the shark a bit. He was funnier over the summer, but seems to be slipping lately. Now he's bordering on actually participating in conversations. I miss the old 'foo.

BUT congratulations on the new deal! :) It should prove entertaining!

24000 posts..wow

What an awful thing to say!

I will now give a special discount to AWE on their next invoice, also FatFoo I would like to personally thank you.

Anybody who said they were pulling links for AWE don't have any traffic. :2 cents:

lol buy my sig please :P

Haha, love it :1orglaugh

The Foo is Phat in this thread... :1orglaugh

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The Foo can now boast that he is ungainfully employed. :upsidedow

ADG

Very well done.

And to top it off the sig is a red X... awesome!

what Jason Voorhees said.