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troncarver

11-19-2010 02:47 PM

Fuck YOU Danica Patrick!

I can turn left better then you can you fuckin bitch

96ukssob

11-19-2010 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by troncarver (Post 17713183)

I can turn left better then you can you fuckin bitch

ooooooooooooooooook :thumbsup

cykoe6

11-19-2010 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by troncarver (Post 17713183)

I can turn left better then you can you fuckin bitch

Sure you can. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy

11-19-2010 03:16 PM

I'd fuck her too, dunno how, but I would try...

SallyRand

11-19-2010 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by troncarver (Post 17713183)

I can turn left better then you can you fuckin bitch

Any time you want to try out for IRL or NASCAR, you just let us know so we can all go watch you crash and burn after you hit about 90 MPH!

http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/s...patrick_10.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/...ca-patrick.jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...ndy5002005.jpg

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h1...patrick_12.jpg

http://i664.photobucket.com/albums/v..._03/danica.jpg

http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l...bes/danica.jpg

mrjoint

11-19-2010 03:41 PM

I would like her to clean my exhaust pipes , bitch is feisty I like her :)

wild johnny

11-19-2010 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17713281)

http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/s...patrick_10.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by troncarver (Post 17713183)

I can turn left better then you can you fuckin bitch

Yea but can you look this good while doing it?.. Laughing!!

BruceM

11-19-2010 03:48 PM

I almost wish I had Peyronie's disease so I could turn my cock left into Danica

Cyber Fucker

11-19-2010 04:03 PM

She's smoking hot.

AmeliaG

11-19-2010 04:15 PM

Did nobody here, except the OP, watch South Park?

PornMD

11-19-2010 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 17713392)

Did nobody here, except the OP, watch South Park?

Apparently just us. :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

11-19-2010 04:23 PM

Apparently SillyRant missed it... :1orglaugh

http://uberscoop.com/wp-content/uplo...0/10/south.jpg

Quote:

South Park‘s newest season kicked off last night by revealing Cartman’s hidden dream of being a NASCAR driver, but alas, as Cartman saw it, he didn’t have the characteristics to become a successful driver. Poor Cartman, share a cry for him. As Kyle and Stan began to offer a helping hand they slowly realized what Cartman had meant. It wasn’t the fact that he is fat, racist and a terrible kid; rather, it was because he wasn’t poor and stupid enough to ever be a part of it…and we’re off, as South Park takes on NASCAR and a few more other things…

Naturally, in any scheme Cartman concocts, he enlists the help of poor naive Butters who is so easily manipulated into doing anything Cartman says. Butters promptly uses all of Cartman’s wealth, around $57, to help out those less fortunate than him; namely, the poor stupid fans of NASCAR, and helps Cartman drink about a gallon of Vagisil since it supposedly creates memory loss and will make Cartman stupid.

Despite growing three sparkly clean vaginas inside his stomach, Cartman crashes the race car he and Butters hijack during a NASCAR race and crash it into a nearby lake. Hilarious right? No, not really, and it didn’t get too much better than that.

Soon Cartman’s hijinx catches the eye of Vagisil and suddenly he has a sponsor and a new car! A sponsor who created Vagisil because his wife Patty apparently has a stinky cooter that would clear the room wherever she went like Timon from The Lion King, except he farted and didn’t have a stinky twat.

Things started to pick up a little at this point as Cartman and Butters videotape themselves acting really ‘poor’ and ‘stupid’, which naturally entails raging on Obama while acting drunk and inebriated and speaking in a southern twang. Still not too many laughs, but certainly one of the bright spots.

Eventually Cartman takes his show to the track for one final race after ripping on Danica Patrick and all other NASCAR drivers, and does produce some laughs as he proceeds to destroy everything around him, and gives a big Fuck You Danica Patrick in a hilarious way.

ADG

PornMD

11-19-2010 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17713412)

Apparently SillyRant missed it... :1orglaugh ADG

Wow, even what you quoted was wrong - it was the midway point of their newest season, not the 1st episode of it. Crazy though that it's now through 14 complete seasons and still going.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

11-19-2010 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 17713421)

Wow, even what you quoted was wrong - it was the midway point of their newest season, not the 1st episode of it. Crazy though that it's now through 14 complete seasons and still going.

Oops! You're right - Episode 8... :Oh crap

I saw it, but pulled the review from the net.

I feel so stupid - just call me Sally... :upsidedow

http://imagecache6.allposters.com/LR...8/K8DOD00Z.jpg

The same episode, Poor and Stupid, will air this Saturday on Comedy Central.

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GrouchyAdmin

11-19-2010 04:58 PM

She's hot, she has a filthy mouth, and she blames her shortcoming on those who work for her.

In other words, she was made for adult.

Vendzilla

11-19-2010 05:31 PM

I want to do that Nascar Experience where you drive a car and see how well I can do

GrouchyAdmin

11-19-2010 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17713595)

I want to do that Nascar Experience where you drive a car and see how well I can do

Brodies in the wal-mart parking lot, then?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

11-19-2010 05:34 PM

http://wearemoviegeeks.com/wp-conten...icky-bobby.jpg

Ricky Bobby is my hero... :thumbsup

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Django

11-19-2010 07:00 PM

I'd Fuck YOU Danica Patrick!

DBS.US

11-19-2010 07:04 PM

http://www.yovofakesblog.com/picture...trick-nude.jpg

DateDoc

11-19-2010 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17713281)

http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/s...patrick_10.jpg

I'll take the car you can have her! :thumbsup

icymelon

11-19-2010 07:41 PM

this makes no sense who is danica and why did i read this thread?

Wagerboy

11-19-2010 07:48 PM

Shes ugly. If she wasnt a half ass driver, no one would notice her but the trailer parks. Actually, thats prolly 98% of her fan base.

DBS.US

11-19-2010 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icymelon (Post 17713814)

this makes no sense who is danica and why did i read this thread?

She is an X pornstar turned race car driver:thumbsup

SallyRand

11-19-2010 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wagerboy (Post 17713825)

shes ugly. If she wasnt a half ass driver, no one would notice her but the trailer parks. Actually, thats prolly 98% of her fan base.

Pardon me but fuck you!

And...................................

GFY!

SallyRand

11-19-2010 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icymelon (Post 17713814)

this makes no sense who is danica and why did i read this thread?

If you don't know who Danica Patrick is then there is nothing that I can do to help you and you should end your pathetic life in the most painless manner possible.

SallyRand

11-19-2010 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17713770)

I'll take the car you can have her! :thumbsup

I'l take her.

And the car.

The car is a Shelby 428 Cobra.

SallyRand

11-19-2010 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17713770)

I'll take the car you can have her! :thumbsup

Both please.

Hot chick, hot car.

Wagerboy

11-19-2010 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17713841)

Pardon me but fuck you!

And...................................

GFY!

Enjoy your pimp trailer cunt. Does a "c corp" protect you from meth lab explosions? Just asking..:1orglaugh

DateDoc

11-19-2010 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17713852)

I'l take her.

And the car.

The car is a Shelby 428 Cobra.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17713855)

Both please.

Hot chick, hot car.

No, I get the car and I know what it is. Just trying to decide if it is a replica or the real thing.

harvey

11-19-2010 08:19 PM

"I'm not an ambi-turner. It's a problem I've had since I was baby. ... I can't turn left."

http://tallskinnykiwi.typepad.com/ta...ander_face.jpg

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

11-19-2010 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17713846)

If you don't know who Danica Patrick is then there is nothing that I can do to help you and you should end your pathetic life in the most painless manner possible.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17713852)

I'l take her.

And the car.

The car is a Shelby 428 Cobra.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17713855)

Both please.

Hot chick, hot car.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17713841)

Pardon me but fuck you!

And...................................

GFY!

SillyRant is at it again, being Mr Congeniality...and in the process, a total idiot. :disgust

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EEr7HJsBac...e+an+Idiot.bmp

ADG

V_RocKs

11-19-2010 08:50 PM

I'd hit it,2'x!

botfurom

11-19-2010 08:55 PM

We're the same name.

Chosen

11-19-2010 08:57 PM

She's Hot :thumbsup

justinsain

11-19-2010 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17713595)

I want to do that Nascar Experience where you drive a car and see how well I can do

I did the ride along at Daytona and it was super fun. Hit around 160 mph on the high banks. :thumbsup

Next up is the driving experience and I'm thinking of doing it at the Homestead Track which is where they are racing this weekend.

poncabare

11-19-2010 10:20 PM

hoes can't drive

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

11-19-2010 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 17714006)

icymelon

11-20-2010 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17713846)

If you don't know who Danica Patrick is then there is nothing that I can do to help you and you should end your pathetic life in the most painless manner possible.

nice one

marlboroack

11-20-2010 02:32 AM

I don't know why i laughed as hard as i did :pimp

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life

11-20-2010 02:38 AM

Danica Patrick: Making last place sexy again!

spazlabz

11-20-2010 07:52 AM

she is hot as hell and can drive an Indy car well but nationwide series does not seem to be her bag at all. I like her but she'd be a joke at Sprint Cup

seeandsee

11-20-2010 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17713281)

she is one sexy bitch

troncarver

11-20-2010 09:24 AM

Sally rand you fuckin done pissed me offs k .. That fuckin pisses me off... Obama is fucking gay

ottopottomouse

11-20-2010 02:04 PM

She could empty my bollocks if she asked nicely.

Fat Panda

11-20-2010 03:28 PM

She sure is fucking hot!

http://www.topcelebs.com/celebrity-p...ed-1789988.jpg

Scott McD

11-20-2010 03:37 PM

Great legs on her !!

LiveDose

11-20-2010 09:08 PM

I bet she's fun in the sack.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

11-20-2010 10:21 PM

Danica's 2010 Stats:

Nascar (Nationwide Series):

Rank 45th
12 Starts
0 Poles
0 Wins
0 Top 5 Finishes
0 Top 10 Finishes

IndyCar

Rank 10th
17 Starts
0 Poles
0 Wins
3 Top 5 Finishes
8 Top 10 Finishes
1 Lap Led

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_spor...WB24DDhNqsLxpu

http://images3.cliqueclack.com/tv/fi...vagisilcar.png

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Agent 488

11-20-2010 10:24 PM

no idea who that is.

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