what wud u do if u go to Prison?
 

first days I wud lose all my teeth, nose and 1 eye ball fighting the shit out of me trying to not get raped, wud pass first week at the hospital , and after that I wud get a pimp that protects me from the rest of the criminals

Hrmm, of all people here, I thought you might like all the free cock. Or would they put you in a women's pen? In which case, shouldn't you be doing the raping? You'd probably have choice of the best looking ones, what with being the only cock in the joint... :1orglaugh

So you don't want to get raped but you do want a pimp?

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Hm that's actually interesting, where does the pre/post-ops go, in women's or men's prison?

i like prison

Fucking murderers, thieves, drugdealers, rapists. They have no rights...

I would have just called my attorney and skipped the whole prison thing in the first place.

Gym a lot I'd imagine.

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Go in there and shave my fucking head and hook up with the skinheads right away. Then I'd probably shank one or two people with a filed down toothbrush... probably a black and a Hispanic, so I could build some cred with my brotherhood.

Then I would bully my way around the lunchroom stealing people's creamed corn and pissing in their fruit cups. After that, I would start playing spades for smokes with my buddies, and most likely get my cock sucked a few times a week by somebody named Steve.

the question should be, what kind of prison would they put you in. Male or Female prison?

It's a dude... they check for balls. They would stick it in a male prison. There are tons of made up flamers behind bars dude. They wear makup and tie their shirts in a knot in front between their man tits.

ill go on GFY dot com :)

teach prisoners how to read and write. saved a buddy of mine as they needed him to write to their families etc.

never did time behind the wall. first thing id do is make me a shank order me a tv and get on the line and get me a care package(munchies,radio shit like that) from my mom. sit back and plan my escape.

she will have a feast...

I wouldnt go. I would die fighting before I stepped foot in a prison :2 cents:

its based on their biological gender on their state/country identification. however, if you have your gender changed (most countries will recognize this), then you go to that jail.

how do I know this? i asked one time while I was going for jury duty :1orglaugh:1orglaugh