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Deej 11-24-2010 12:28 PM

My Bacon Log... (pics)
 
So i got any idea from Smiley over at MP. Hes rocking this bacon wrap thing so I decided to give it a shot. I stuck with the normal first time roll with bacon, sausage, rub and cheese.

Make sure not to drool too much and dont throw yourself into a visual heart attack.


The ingredients - Add cheese if you want, I did!
http://www.lumpyimages.com/bacon/1.jpg

Dont skimp on the bacon. Get some good, THICK CUT, bacon!
http://www.lumpyimages.com/bacon/2.jpg

First, Cook up half of your bacon. While its cooking, start weaving your bacon blanket.
http://www.lumpyimages.com/bacon/3.jpg

Onceits all ready, get all your meat in one place and ready to roll.
http://www.lumpyimages.com/bacon/4.jpg

Cover your blanket in a good rub. I found some pork rub and it did just fine.
http://www.lumpyimages.com/bacon/5.jpg

Here you need to cover your blanket with the sausage. One thing I recommend though is flattening it out on something else before smashing it on your blanket and spreading it out. If you do that you most likely will fuck up the weave in your blanket.
http://www.lumpyimages.com/bacon/6.jpg

MORE BACON!!!!!!
http://www.lumpyimages.com/bacon/7.jpg

CHEESE!!!!
http://www.lumpyimages.com/bacon/8.jpg

Roll that shit up!
http://www.lumpyimages.com/bacon/9.jpg

Slap it in the oven...
http://www.lumpyimages.com/bacon/10.jpg

Cook it for about 1.5 hours. Smiley had foil on his half way through then took it off for crispness on his go... but I didnt use any foil at all on mine and it came out nice. Make your move.
http://www.lumpyimages.com/bacon/11.jpg

First Cut...
http://www.lumpyimages.com/bacon/12.jpg


Enjoy the heart attack!!!
http://www.lumpyimages.com/bacon/13.jpg

96ukssob 11-24-2010 12:30 PM

WOW :eyecrazy

AaronM 11-24-2010 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17725312)


Should have smoked it. :stoned

Scott McD 11-24-2010 12:32 PM

American bacon always seems so much different from our bacon here. It looks like just fat to me...

Paul&John 11-24-2010 12:33 PM

Damn that one looks badass! Congrats

Deej 11-24-2010 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 17725323)
Should have smoked it. :stoned

totally wanted to... I was going to slow cook it in my que for a couple hours... but its so fucking frigid here dude...

I woke up yesterday with snow in my yard.... So that was out til spring :thumbsup

TurboAngel 11-24-2010 12:34 PM

WTF? Now I'm starving.

:(

Karupted Charles 11-24-2010 12:35 PM

Drooling. That looks awesome.

baddog 11-24-2010 12:35 PM

My blood slowed just looking at the pics. Looks like a lot of work. I will have to wait for goodgirl to move here, then maybe she can fix it up.

AaronM 11-24-2010 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17725333)
totally wanted to... I was going to slow cook it in my que for a couple hours... but its so fucking frigid here dude...

I woke up yesterday with snow in my yard.... So that was out til spring :thumbsup

Pussy.

Speaking of pussy, Dom says she hates your sig....I told her to STFU, mind her own business, and get back to cooking.

fatfoo 11-24-2010 12:38 PM

Ha ha ha. That's a lot of fat. Also see:
http://www.21stcenturypaladin.com/pi...ng-huge-ha.jpg

Deej 11-24-2010 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 17725353)
Pussy.

Speaking of pussy, Dom says she hates your sig....I told her to STFU, mind her own business, and get back to cooking.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Thanks for looking out bro!

:pimp

TheSenator 11-24-2010 12:40 PM

That is fucking awesome .....dropping a nut to it right now!

Quagmire 11-24-2010 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17725312)

uhuhuhuhuh does Sherm's wife know you're eating his meat? :winkwink:

FUCK J0EL 11-24-2010 12:40 PM

AWESOME !!
I do this every SuperBowl...I thought once a year is enough ;)

I tried it with cooked onions and old cheddar cheese, and also one with spicy italian sausage.
They are amazing !

Bon appetit !

CaptainHowdy 11-24-2010 12:42 PM

I love it!

http://www.metrolic.com/wp-content/u...art-attack.jpg

Slick 11-24-2010 12:42 PM

WOW, that looks amazing and your step by step guide makes it look easy as hell :)

Cyber Fucker 11-24-2010 12:43 PM

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/w...sm205drool.gif

Deej 11-24-2010 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J0EL (Post 17725371)
AWESOME !!
I do this every SuperBowl...I thought once a year is enough ;)

I tried it with cooked onions and old cheddar cheese, and also one with spicy italian sausage.
They are amazing !

Bon appetit !

IM not a big fan of italian sausage... but this one was good. I definitely could go for a spicier sausage next time...

SMiley was talking about making all sorts of variations such as a cordon bleu and he even posted some shots of some turkey and stuffing variation... looks good.

Deej 11-24-2010 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick (Post 17725381)
WOW, that looks amazing and your step by step guide makes it look easy as hell :)

it IS pretty damn easy.

the worst part was washing my hands again and again to get the shots...

I f I hadnt done that then it would be super quick.

Yngwie 11-24-2010 12:47 PM

I'd definitely eat that.

punker barbie 11-24-2010 12:50 PM

*drool*

looks amazing

atom 11-24-2010 12:50 PM

I have done a few on my smoker (4th of July tradition). The only thing I did different then you is add some red bell peppers and onions in the middle along with some BBQ sauce.

Phoenix 11-24-2010 12:53 PM

man that does look good..im going to have to create some heart attack specials now

tiger 11-24-2010 12:54 PM

Holy shit!

But you should have deep fried it, LMAO!

baddog 11-24-2010 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 17725353)
Pussy.

Speaking of pussy, Dom says she hates your sig....I told her to STFU, mind her own business, and get back to cooking.

How could anyone not like his sig? It is the only reason I keep hiring him.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-24-2010 01:16 PM

Got fucking nothing on bacon burger wiener turtles... :2 cents:

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/02/15...-turtles-1.jpg

2intense 11-24-2010 01:19 PM

nice :upsidedow

Deej 11-24-2010 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17725495)
Got fucking nothing on bacon burger wiener turtles... :2 cents:

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/02/15...-turtles-1.jpg

HA haaaaaa... Ive seen those.... nifty lil creatures, though Im not a big fan of frankfurters...

Im a brat guy...

bns666 11-24-2010 01:24 PM

yumyum :)

_Richard_ 11-24-2010 01:26 PM

i bet your doctor is planning his next vacation lol

Deej 11-24-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17725553)
i bet your doctor is planning his next vacation lol

more than half is left in the fridge after me and friends attacked it. Its a moderation thing :thumbsup

harvey 11-24-2010 01:34 PM

I'm drooling

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/d/pyzamTasty.jpg

Jman 11-24-2010 01:43 PM

That's it, I'm having lentils soup for dinner and an apple for desert ;-)

Calico Jack 11-24-2010 01:56 PM

Holy shit that looks tasty!

Kenny B! 11-24-2010 02:03 PM

That looks so delicious, I'm drooling!

SomeCreep 11-24-2010 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17725312)

That's called a bacon bomb. They're on youtube.

ottopottomouse 11-24-2010 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 17725326)
American bacon always seems so much different from our bacon here. It looks like just fat to me...

I was just thinking - not much meat on that bacon :upsidedow

Deej 11-24-2010 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 17725706)
That's called a bacon bomb. They're on youtube.

Its actually a bacon explosion... but whos counting...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-24-2010 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17725775)
I was just thinking - not much meat on that bacon :upsidedow

typically store bought shit bacon. You need to split on a pig with someone and take it to the butcher yourself for the bets bacon bang-for-buck. Or got the butcher and pay an ungodly amount for their cut bacon.

Deej 11-24-2010 02:49 PM

Fuckin Nancies...

u-Bob 11-24-2010 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 17725326)
American bacon always seems so much different from our bacon here. It looks like just fat to me...

What he said. There's almost no meat on there.

Chris 11-24-2010 03:02 PM

i cant do thattt ;/

MaDalton 11-24-2010 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17725812)
typically store bought shit bacon. You need to split on a pig with someone and take it to the butcher yourself for the bets bacon bang-for-buck. Or got the butcher and pay an ungodly amount for their cut bacon.

never heard of kosher bacon :upsidedow

DiF0r 11-24-2010 03:04 PM

this really looks good

ottopottomouse 11-24-2010 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17725812)
typically store bought shit bacon. You need to split on a pig with someone and take it to the butcher yourself for the bets bacon bang-for-buck. Or got the butcher and pay an ungodly amount for their cut bacon.

This is what i'd expect as bacon

http://www.clancysofchester.co.uk/back%20bacon.jpg

Martin 11-24-2010 03:09 PM

We all gotta go sometime right? lol.. Looks yummy.

AzteK 11-24-2010 03:12 PM

That is fucking hardcore. Looks good!

Amputate Your Head 11-24-2010 03:13 PM

deej.... that thing is insane.

i love it.

AzteK 11-24-2010 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17725858)

That looks very good. If you go to a organic grocery market/outlet, that's what you're going to get here in the states...or a butcher as these guys were saying.


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