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The Porn Nerd 11-25-2010 11:57 AM

Fuck Thanksgiving - and FUCK YOU, too.
 
HAPPY Thanksgiving? For WHAT am I "giving thanks"?

Shitty economy
porn business on its' last legs
Obama a total fucking disappointment
Tea Party whackadoodles infesting this country like maggots

CONSUMERISM!
PATRIOTISM!
WAR!
WAR!

Everybody hates everybody: Republican/RePIGlican or Democrat/DEMONcrap, left, right, conservative, liberal, independant - everybody hates everybody.

Epassports FUCKING EVERYONE IN THE ASS.

Big Brother trying to control the Internet; Big Brother trying to set differant prices/speeds for the Internet...

The Yankees say 'Fuck You' to Derek Jeter; Derek Jeter says "Fuck You" to The Yankees.

Let's fly Home For The Holidays and have barely-literate, $6-an-hour immigrants pat down my junk at the airport in the name of keeping me safe from...barely-literate immigrants!

US Dollar about to collapse, worldwide protests, terrorism, racial tensions...

PROPRAGANDA! The Death of Actual News and Facts, Goebbels-style propraganda on every cable channel.

Bye-bye newspapers, magazines, books. People tweet and Twitter and Facebook and text and never construct a complete SENTENCE anymore.

People now spell "lose" like this: "loose".
"Refudiate" now a fucking WORD. Thanks Oxford "English" Dictionary.

Music sucks. Rock is dead. Sure, if I want some robotic, cookie-cutter POP songs that make zero differance who actually sings them, it's all around. Great, so the soundtrack to my life can be a Lady Gaga commercial. I mean, "song". Great.

Rich getting richer, poor barely hanging on (and some falling off the cliff altogether) while the rich - guess what? - say FUCK YOU I WANT IT ALL! Even though they have 99.9% of everything. Man, that 0.1% the fucking RICH don't have must be killing them, eh?

Everyone lies, everyone cheats, everyone steals, everyone says "FUCK YOU" to every other human being they encounter.

Yes, I am very "thankful" on this fucktard "Holy"-day. :disgust

Time to get back to the family, turkey, pumpkin pie and football. Maybe this year we can all pretend that everything's just FINE for a little while longer...

Happy Thanksgiving indeed.

$5 submissions 11-25-2010 12:01 PM

lol @ loose vs lose. I hear ya, buddy.

PornMD 11-25-2010 12:02 PM

tl;dr 8char

Juicy D. Links 11-25-2010 12:02 PM

I wuz here

CDSmith 11-25-2010 12:03 PM

Soup Nazi says "NOTURKEYSOUP4YOU... come back; ONE YEAR"

Good rant though.

alias 11-25-2010 12:04 PM

Maybe being alive?

Amputate Your Head 11-25-2010 12:04 PM

i'm with ya brother....

testify

fatfoo 11-25-2010 12:07 PM

There are some positive things out there.

Dead 11-25-2010 12:27 PM

:glugglug
You forgot to add the cost of living and all the fucks eating your food on your dime!

Caligari 11-25-2010 12:38 PM

don't loose hope man













really, i hate that as well

ottopottomouse 11-25-2010 12:40 PM

Cheer up. Their will be an automatic electrocution function fitted too all knew keyboards next year four all the people who keep using the wrong word because there a bit thick.

ottopottomouse 11-25-2010 12:41 PM

Hurt my brain to write that :upsidedow

Slutboat 11-25-2010 12:42 PM

someone needs to twist a fatty

Evil Chris 11-25-2010 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17727947)
Music sucks. Rock is dead. Sure, if I want some robotic, cookie-cutter POP songs that make zero differance who actually sings them, it's all around. Great, so the soundtrack to my life can be a Lady Gaga commercial. I mean, "song". Great.

The 5 minutes I watched of the AMAs the other night proved to me that most people no longer have an ounce of musical taste.

Agent 488 11-25-2010 12:49 PM

suicide is a solution.

PornMD 11-25-2010 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17728071)
Cheer up. Their will be an automatic electrocution function fitted too all knew keyboards next year four all the people who keep using the wrong word because there a bit thick.

http://scienceblogs.com/isisthescien...%20explode.jpg

seeandsee 11-25-2010 12:50 PM

you are angry and you dont need turky

Scott McD 11-25-2010 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17727947)
HAPPY Thanksgiving? For WHAT am I "giving thanks"?

Shitty economy
porn business on its' last legs
Obama a total fucking disappointment
Tea Party whackadoodles infesting this country like maggots

CONSUMERISM!
PATRIOTISM!
WAR!
WAR!

Everybody hates everybody: Republican/RePIGlican or Democrat/DEMONcrap, left, right, conservative, liberal, independant - everybody hates everybody.

Epassports FUCKING EVERYONE IN THE ASS.

Big Brother trying to control the Internet; Big Brother trying to set differant prices/speeds for the Internet...

The Yankees say 'Fuck You' to Derek Jeter; Derek Jeter says "Fuck You" to The Yankees.

Let's fly Home For The Holidays and have barely-literate, $6-an-hour immigrants pat down my junk at the airport in the name of keeping me safe from...barely-literate immigrants!

US Dollar about to collapse, worldwide protests, terrorism, racial tensions...

PROPRAGANDA! The Death of Actual News and Facts, Goebbels-style propraganda on every cable channel.

Bye-bye newspapers, magazines, books. People tweet and Twitter and Facebook and text and never construct a complete SENTENCE anymore.

People now spell "lose" like this: "loose".
"Refudiate" now a fucking WORD. Thanks Oxford "English" Dictionary.

Music sucks. Rock is dead. Sure, if I want some robotic, cookie-cutter POP songs that make zero differance who actually sings them, it's all around. Great, so the soundtrack to my life can be a Lady Gaga commercial. I mean, "song". Great.

Rich getting richer, poor barely hanging on (and some falling off the cliff altogether) while the rich - guess what? - say FUCK YOU I WANT IT ALL! Even though they have 99.9% of everything. Man, that 0.1% the fucking RICH don't have must be killing them, eh?

Everyone lies, everyone cheats, everyone steals, everyone says "FUCK YOU" to every other human being they encounter.

Yes, I am very "thankful" on this fucktard "Holy"-day. :disgust

Time to get back to the family, turkey, pumpkin pie and football. Maybe this year we can all pretend that everything's just FINE for a little while longer...

Happy Thanksgiving indeed.


Can't argue with any of that actually! :1orglaugh

nikki99 11-25-2010 01:57 PM

lol............

CDSmith 11-25-2010 03:37 PM

Fuck turkey. Fuck cooking.

I ordered in KFC.

Agent 488 11-25-2010 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17728426)
Fuck turkey. Fuck cooking.

I ordered in KFC.

congrats. you live in canada.

CDSmith 11-25-2010 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17728429)
congrats. you live in canada.

I still treat turkey & football day as a holiday.


..because I can.

marlboroack 11-25-2010 03:47 PM

lol
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cdsmith (Post 17728426)
fuck turkey. Fuck cooking.

I ordered in kfc.

lol @ kfc

CDSmith 11-25-2010 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 17728443)
lol @ kfc

Someone who gets it. :thumbsup

PR_Glen 11-25-2010 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17728071)
Cheer up. Their will be an automatic electrocution function fitted too all knew keyboards next year four all the people who keep using the wrong word because there a bit thick.

i almost fell for this one.. :)

BAKO 11-25-2010 04:26 PM

I'd eat it

Vjo 11-25-2010 08:47 PM

Wow what a post MP. :) Cmon things are not that bad. :) Agreed tho, not a fan of Holidays. (monkey see, monkey do time) Plus it kills traffic and sales for 2-3 days.

My advice, turn off the media. Aka whatever cable/sattelite system you use, and just get what you want to watch from the net. Commercial free. Save $500 next year at least.

Seriously I havent watched the news in 7-8 years, actually never and hence I dont get my head filled with the problems of the world. If it's important I hear about it.

I turned off Sattelite about 8 months back. Best move I ever made. I no longer watch ANY commercials. I call the shots, not the media. Who needs the other guy's problems in my head. I have all I can do with my own affairs.

It is kinda "over Johnny" as far as music. But not completely. Lots of younger guys still like the classic stuff. Stained, Kings of Leon are examples of modern bands that are still along the lines of the older stuff.

Billy Joel was just on the HS show. 11-16 He mentioned in 300-400 years from now they'll still be listening to the Beatles. (as well as a few Billy Joel songs) He was right. It was an explosion of talent that will prob never happen (for a while anyhow) again.

So look at music as not something that has ended but, something that we were lucky enuf to be around when it was happening.

Man can that guy play. Ya know when I was watching it on HTV (youtube - ;) ) he looked older (of course) and all I could see was the age. He sounded off. But when I listened to it again on an mp3, he was right on the button pretty much. And at 9 am.

So we all have a bias towards age. We hear what we see. Anyhow all those songs and complicated lyrics he has. And he remebered them all very well. And the way he tickles the ivory. Just beautiful.

Imagine NYC is a madhouse around Xmas. :)

i get the news i need from the weather report



--Billy Joel Songs--



spent many holidays listening (and loving) this delivering pizzas



so Captain Jack was indeed a drug dealer on Long Island







doesnt Vienna sound peaceful





actually written about Levittown, NY on Long Island, his hometown, says it was very boring





(my fav)
it's gonna get dark, it's gonna get cold,
you got to get tough, but that aint enough



the rock days





Thanks this Thanksgiving to you sponsors who are still getting it done. :thumbsup Including you MP :thumbsup

d-null 11-25-2010 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17727947)
HAPPY Thanksgiving? For WHAT am I "giving thanks"?

Shitty economy
porn business on its' last legs
Obama a total fucking disappointment
Tea Party whackadoodles infesting this country like maggots

CONSUMERISM!
PATRIOTISM!
WAR!
WAR!

Everybody hates everybody: Republican/RePIGlican or Democrat/DEMONcrap, left, right, conservative, liberal, independant - everybody hates everybody.

Epassports FUCKING EVERYONE IN THE ASS.

Big Brother trying to control the Internet; Big Brother trying to set differant prices/speeds for the Internet...

The Yankees say 'Fuck You' to Derek Jeter; Derek Jeter says "Fuck You" to The Yankees.

Let's fly Home For The Holidays and have barely-literate, $6-an-hour immigrants pat down my junk at the airport in the name of keeping me safe from...barely-literate immigrants!

US Dollar about to collapse, worldwide protests, terrorism, racial tensions...

PROPRAGANDA! The Death of Actual News and Facts, Goebbels-style propraganda on every cable channel.

Bye-bye newspapers, magazines, books. People tweet and Twitter and Facebook and text and never construct a complete SENTENCE anymore.

People now spell "lose" like this: "loose".
"Refudiate" now a fucking WORD. Thanks Oxford "English" Dictionary.

Music sucks. Rock is dead. Sure, if I want some robotic, cookie-cutter POP songs that make zero differance who actually sings them, it's all around. Great, so the soundtrack to my life can be a Lady Gaga commercial. I mean, "song". Great.

Rich getting richer, poor barely hanging on (and some falling off the cliff altogether) while the rich - guess what? - say FUCK YOU I WANT IT ALL! Even though they have 99.9% of everything. Man, that 0.1% the fucking RICH don't have must be killing them, eh?

Everyone lies, everyone cheats, everyone steals, everyone says "FUCK YOU" to every other human being they encounter.

Yes, I am very "thankful" on this fucktard "Holy"-day. :disgust

Time to get back to the family, turkey, pumpkin pie and football. Maybe this year we can all pretend that everything's just FINE for a little while longer...

Happy Thanksgiving indeed.

great post Mr Peabody, so much so true!! :thumbsup

BFT3K 11-25-2010 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17727947)
HAPPY Thanksgiving? For WHAT am I "giving thanks"?

Shitty economy
porn business on its' last legs
Obama a total fucking disappointment
Tea Party whackadoodles infesting this country like maggots

CONSUMERISM!
PATRIOTISM!
WAR!
WAR!

Everybody hates everybody: Republican/RePIGlican or Democrat/DEMONcrap, left, right, conservative, liberal, independant - everybody hates everybody.

Epassports FUCKING EVERYONE IN THE ASS.

Big Brother trying to control the Internet; Big Brother trying to set differant prices/speeds for the Internet...

The Yankees say 'Fuck You' to Derek Jeter; Derek Jeter says "Fuck You" to The Yankees.

Let's fly Home For The Holidays and have barely-literate, $6-an-hour immigrants pat down my junk at the airport in the name of keeping me safe from...barely-literate immigrants!

US Dollar about to collapse, worldwide protests, terrorism, racial tensions...

PROPRAGANDA! The Death of Actual News and Facts, Goebbels-style propraganda on every cable channel.

Bye-bye newspapers, magazines, books. People tweet and Twitter and Facebook and text and never construct a complete SENTENCE anymore.

People now spell "lose" like this: "loose".
"Refudiate" now a fucking WORD. Thanks Oxford "English" Dictionary.

Music sucks. Rock is dead. Sure, if I want some robotic, cookie-cutter POP songs that make zero differance who actually sings them, it's all around. Great, so the soundtrack to my life can be a Lady Gaga commercial. I mean, "song". Great.

Rich getting richer, poor barely hanging on (and some falling off the cliff altogether) while the rich - guess what? - say FUCK YOU I WANT IT ALL! Even though they have 99.9% of everything. Man, that 0.1% the fucking RICH don't have must be killing them, eh?

Everyone lies, everyone cheats, everyone steals, everyone says "FUCK YOU" to every other human being they encounter.

Yes, I am very "thankful" on this fucktard "Holy"-day. :disgust

Time to get back to the family, turkey, pumpkin pie and football. Maybe this year we can all pretend that everything's just FINE for a little while longer...

Happy Thanksgiving indeed.

Greatest post of the year!

Love it! :thumbsup

Spunky 11-25-2010 08:59 PM

Captain Jack will get you high tonight

The Porn Nerd 11-25-2010 09:32 PM

Did I mention the unemployment rate?






I am thankful for my pal Vjo tho, and his awesome and awe-inspiring YouTube embeds.
I don't know why I go to extremes either, buddy. :)

Vjo 11-25-2010 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17728851)
Did I mention the unemployment rate?






I am thankful for my pal Vjo tho, and his awesome and awe-inspiring YouTube embeds.
I don't know why I go to extremes either, buddy. :)

Extremes are fun on chat boards. :)

Just follow the Loner's Creed for a while:

all problems come from people, eliminate people, eliminate problems

:)

Signups have tanked last 3 days. :(

But eb and flow. All up at Grandma's place. Should be a good weekend.

Let's hope lots of guys over 40 are meeting up with "Cousin Janeane" at Grandma's tonight. :)









don't seem right, i've been strung out here all night







rumor has it MP was once roomates with..









times are hard, you're afraid to pay the fee



something to listen to :)

Vjo 11-25-2010 10:46 PM

Ok one more thing of business in this thread MP :)

Actually a treat for the faithfull..

I find this to be so hot.. basicly Lori Nicks who married Stevie's brother and sings in her band gets really close in this song to Stevie who I think is taken back a bit :) Really hawt.

is she making a move on Stevie, who wouldn't in 1983

i was not ready for the winter



Tell me what you think MP. :)

Younger guys beware, boner time. :)

garce 11-25-2010 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17727947)
HAPPY Thanksgiving? For WHAT am I "giving thanks"?

Shitty economy

Blah blah blah. Your affiliate tools haven't been updated since April 2010. Maybe if you actually did some work life wouldn't be so hard.

Here's a pre-emptive FUCK OFF, you whiny bitch.

Crosseyed 11-25-2010 10:54 PM

well as Canadians we got to come there and shop till we drop tomorrow (Black Friday) but happy Thanksgiving neighbors :)

The Porn Nerd 11-25-2010 11:12 PM

Vjo: Nope, the ol' roomie was Peg. And Michael McDonald, but he mostly stayed in the background for some reason. Kept calling her name a lot, very pleading. Weird. :D
Review: Lesbian fantasy much better with video provided, much better than usual one, with Christine McVie playing the Domme.

Garce: This is because I have been busy building eight new paysites since April. You'd know this if you weren't such a drunk prick. Also, how is it 'pre-emptive' when you are responding, you inebriated fool?

I like that Loner's Creed, too. But I've got 11 family members from Mississippi staying with me; 6 at my house in NJ and 5 at my apartment in NYC. Yee-fuckin'-HAW peeps.

Vjo 11-25-2010 11:34 PM

With 11 relatives around no time for lesbian rockstar fantasies.

"Please not Stevie now, next week" :)

Anyhow good luck with all that family in town. :)

Mississippi? who'd a thunk it..

"Wow! We love the big Apple MP. Where you taking us tomorrow. Statue of Liberty? Central Park? Times Square? I want NY pizza. i want street drugs. I want a hot dog."

Quite the family. Gosh, wish I was there. :) j/k

2MuchMark 11-25-2010 11:39 PM

Be thankful for a warm home and food on your table. You already have alot more than half the world does.

Happy thanksgiving.

Mike Honcho 11-25-2010 11:40 PM

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...8615615049.jpg

desiredusername 11-26-2010 04:14 AM

Mary Xmas motherfuckers

desiredusername 11-26-2010 06:07 AM

I wouldn't FUCK with BARACK OBAMA

His wife might kick your CAN

(can is also short for CANADA)

desiredusername 11-26-2010 06:08 AM

I got the hots for Billie Joel - shh don't tell my DADDY
 
:upsidedow
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 17728789)
Wow what a post MP. :) Cmon things are not that bad. :) Agreed tho, not a fan of Holidays. (monkey see, monkey do time) Plus it kills traffic and sales for 2-3 days.

My advice, turn off the media. Aka whatever cable/sattelite system you use, and just get what you want to watch from the net. Commercial free. Save $500 next year at least.

Seriously I havent watched the news in 7-8 years, actually never and hence I dont get my head filled with the problems of the world. If it's important I hear about it.

I turned off Sattelite about 8 months back. Best move I ever made. I no longer watch ANY commercials. I call the shots, not the media. Who needs the other guy's problems in my head. I have all I can do with my own affairs.

It is kinda "over Johnny" as far as music. But not completely. Lots of younger guys still like the classic stuff. Stained, Kings of Leon are examples of modern bands that are still along the lines of the older stuff.

Billy Joel was just on the HS show. 11-16 He mentioned in 300-400 years from now they'll still be listening to the Beatles. (as well as a few Billy Joel songs) He was right. It was an explosion of talent that will prob never happen (for a while anyhow) again.

So look at music as not something that has ended but, something that we were lucky enuf to be around when it was happening.

Man can that guy play. Ya know when I was watching it on HTV (youtube - ;) ) he looked older (of course) and all I could see was the age. He sounded off. But when I listened to it again on an mp3, he was right on the button pretty much. And at 9 am.

So we all have a bias towards age. We hear what we see. Anyhow all those songs and complicated lyrics he has. And he remebered them all very well. And the way he tickles the ivory. Just beautiful.

Imagine NYC is a madhouse around Xmas. :)

i get the news i need from the weather report



--Billy Joel Songs--



spent many holidays listening (and loving) this delivering pizzas



so Captain Jack was indeed a drug dealer on Long Island







doesnt Vienna sound peaceful





actually written about Levittown, NY on Long Island, his hometown, says it was very boring





(my fav)
it's gonna get dark, it's gonna get cold,
you got to get tough, but that aint enough



the rock days





Thanks this Thanksgiving to you sponsors who are still getting it done. :thumbsup Including you MP :thumbsup


CaptainHowdy 11-26-2010 06:09 AM

http://northfield.org/files/hang.in.there.baby_2.jpg

ruff 11-26-2010 06:19 AM

So other than that, what else is going on?

xholly 11-26-2010 06:33 AM

other countries are nice :)

turn off the TV and cancel cable, its bad for you

RazorSharpe 11-26-2010 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17728071)
Cheer up. Their will be an automatic electrocution function fitted too all knew keyboards next year four all the people who keep using the wrong word because there a bit thick.

Divvy and Gary are fucked then!! They'll find those two spastics fried to a crisp after one fucking typed sentence!!

Chosen 11-26-2010 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xholly (Post 17729474)
other countries are nice :)

turn off the TV and cancel cable, its bad for you

:2 cents::thumbsup

HandballJim 11-26-2010 09:26 AM

and its just the beginning...

trust me things will get much worst before they get better. :2 cents:

The Porn Nerd 11-26-2010 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 17729436)
So other than that, what else is going on?

Well, one of my fucktard cousins destroyed my microwave last night when he tried to "toast up" (his phrase) some marshmallows. He's 27. Sigh.

Vjo: Yes, that's EXACTLY how it is with my family & NYC. Double sigh. "Look at all the tall bill-dings!"

"When Black Friday comes..." - Steely Dan.

Elli 11-26-2010 01:23 PM

Spread that holiday cheer, MP! :)


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