Originally Posted by garce (Post 17737121)

My band played numerous gigs for the Canadian Government in the 80s and 90s. I played every military base and prison in the country east of BC.

There's a mountian in North Bay that is completely mobile. It won't get up and walk, but it can do almost everything else. Its hollow, and its equipped to wipe out the entire world.

Being peaceful Canadians, the operation is now "moth-balled". The official base of CFB North Bay is now above ground. When I was there, it wasn't. It was buried in a mountain that could be opened and collapsed on a moment's notice. Although not an official CFB site today, its still waiting, under the mountain, ready to be deployed at a moment's notice.

Although Canada and the US bicker all the time, what I saw on the tour of the NORAD base in North Bay terrified me. It left me feeling that there was no safe place in the world.

There will never be a serious confrontation between Canada and the U.S. I know nothing about our apparently pathetic military, but I do know this: If the U.S. ever declared war against Canada, all of the weapons you've planted on Canadian soil would be turned against you.

What I was shown on our tour of 22 Wing was nothing but what the soldiers were authorized to show us. What they were allowed to show me was terrifying. Beyond my comprehension.

I know our Armed Forces are considered pussies and powerless peacekeepers. Our boys die defending America in Aghanistan. Nobody attacked us, yet we die defending ideals both countries share. Show some fucking respect.

Back to NORAD:

With the right command - from an agreeable American President - the world dies. Its a simple statement of fact. Pussy little Canada has nuclear capabilities beyond your wildest dreams. If your president tires to confront Canadaviolently, it would only take a few keypresses to aim NORAD south.

I'm sorry. When it comes to the life and death of nations - you really don't want to fuck with us.

No matter how much you grow to hate us, you will never declare war against us. We have a massive collection of your weapons, and NORAD - although idle at the moment - is basically based here, thanks to the old Soviett threat from the north.

America will never seriously threaten Canada.



This may seem nonesense rambling, but its the truth. Young Americans aren't the only people dieing. America does not pose much of a threat to - nor does it dominate - any country on this panet.

Every word is true. I love the U.S.A. I'm afraid its going to be brought down.