I Need 600 bucks for Christmas

[knobish]

I need 600 bucks within the next two weeks - and not for Christmas shit, so I can ensure rent is paid on January 1 (Rent is 550, prolly 600 with the heating this month). So heres what I have to offer:

*Anything PHP/MySQL or just having to do with your linux based host, htacess, chron etc

*Webpage Design - I don't do the really crazy designs I see on a lot of porn sites. I do it all in CSS/DIV and with SEO in mind.

*Onsite SEO - Onsite SEO is simple, but difficult to some. I consider DIV/CSS part of onsite SEO nowadays, along with several other things that are overlooked.

*Linkwheel + Shitloads of backlinks to that linkwheel or your site(I wouldnt) - These are automated bulk low-quality random backlinks, which is why I link them to a linkwheel that links to the main site to create a buffer.

Im hoping to find a job(s) with 1 person here. No "maybes" something you know you wanna do, and do it quick, like now, like before the new year.

Ive been making websites for probably 8-9 years now. My policy is I keep going till you like it - I just wanna make sure the people I deal with are satisfied, and I dont care if it takes more time. Im not trying to get rich designing/programming websites for other people, this is just what I do to pay the bills, when I need to.

I don't usually do this, normally I charge referral business a minimum $2500, but thats when I have time to pick and choose my work. Now im in emergency mode because I just got laid off from my job doing various webwork, some iphone programming(using unity3d unityscript), affiliate campaign setup, split testing, etc. We had a deadline of New Years to save the company, but instead of waiting til then, they decided to give me a big fucking surprise out of nowhere.

[Domain Broker]

i may be able to use you in the new year for a $30 job

[knobish]

Thank you very much for the offer.

I'd like to reiterate that I am located in Colorado Springs, Colorado (not India) - Im looking to do 1-2 mid-sized jobs to satisfy the 600 dollars I need, not a ton of little tiny jobs.

However man....things are pretty tough right now, so even if you have a tiny job, PM me the details and your price and ill respond with whether ill do it or not lol.

Originally Posted by Domain Broker

i may be able to use you in the new year for a $30 job

[Fat Panda]

bump and good luck

[greg80]

good luck, always with best for hard working people

[Mock NyaMout]

best wishes

[knobish]

Thanks =)

Also, to you tube site owners. I run a tube site thats been mainstream since 2007, started targeting "free videos" for seo, i added porn a few months ago and the traffic remained at 300/daily, I then revised the SEO on it, and did some things that my buddy loose lipped me on Nov 22nd - I hit 2000 in a day, and google traffic seems to have settled at 1500/daily.

So if any of you tubesite owners are having a rough time obtaining free traffic, even though you're the competition, Ill do it for you, and tell you about it so you can repeat the process. Im desperate for the rent $, which is an opportunity for you.

I am most confident that I can do this with your tube site due to the many many content pages they typically have and...ive already done it myself. Analytics available.

Ive been doing SEO for years and have 3 references I can give you straight away for sites/owners that are currently generating leads from my efforts without buying ads. Whoever hires me on is going to get far more than 600 dollars worth of SEO EXPERIENCE.

[area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE]

What are you going to do next month when rent is due again? Assuming you can pay it this month.. Sounds like you're SOL

[»Rob Content«]

Good luck man!

[knobish]

LoL - What do you do the next time rent is due...umm..lets see here... I will........wait a sec....... wait, Ill find MORE work and pay the rent again! WHAT A CONCEPT

Maybe you would be SOL in this position since you think so. Ill be fine, and far better off just being past December. December is the worst month to find work, and is the reason I took that job last year. Prior to that I was doing webwork for clients myself at home.

No more retarded comments please. Direct that shit at your friends and family, they're used to it.

Originally Posted by area51

What are you going to do next month when rent is due again? Assuming you can pay it this month.. Sounds like you're SOL

[tiger]

Good luck the holidays are always rough.

[knobish]

did pretty good, 1 person flaked on me, 2 others are laggin(for diff reasons). 3 tiny jobs complete


I want MOAR! =)

[adonis45m]

I know how hard it is to pay for bills. best of luck

[julmodels]

Come to Russia man, rent is much less here

[knobish]

Im destined for Holland, big on personal liberties. Whats the rent like in Russia out of curiosity ?

Originally Posted by julmodels

Come to Russia man, rent is much less here

[yuu.design]

Bump for u doode!

[Juilan]

I wish you could sell me your nude centaur!

Anyways do you have iphone app programming experience?

if so email me here:

Admin (@) modelstube.com

[xxxdvdbuy]

Russia hahahahaha... Stay in the US dude. Hit me up I need some SEO work done.. Email me at my site.

Thanks.

[Billionaire]

xxxdvdbuy also believes that conducting business outside america is wrong. He's special.

[knobish]

Well it isnt good for Americans. Isn't the best for quality and service either.

Originally Posted by Billionaire

xxxdvdbuy also believes that conducting business outside america is wrong. He's special.

[xxxdvdbuy]

Originally Posted by Billionaire

xxxdvdbuy also believes that conducting business outside america is wrong. He's special.

No he just feels the need to stalk me now in the threads because we found this:
http://www.gfy.com/sell-and-buy-forum/943322-advanced-chat-video-system.html

He is trying to sell a cam system that doesn't work for 18k and he is in Europe.

Other's tested his demo that he tries to say is like livejasmin and they too see the problems. Beware of this cat.