Guys want a good laugh? Acacia decides to patent 140 COMMON things, this is fun

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  • WellFuckMe
    Registered User
    • Feb 2006
    • 15

    #1

    Guys want a good laugh? Acacia decides to patent 140 COMMON things, this is fun

    Okay so they decided to patent:

    Laptop Connectivity (Um yea...)

    Network Data Back-Up (No really they invented it!)

    Spreadsheet Automation (I swear to god Microshit didn't make Spreadsheets)

    Data Encryption (They even beat the National Goverment)

    Compact Disk Technology (DROP THAT CD !)

    ENHANCED INTERNET NAVIGATION (They MADE Favorites File FIRST !!!)



    Have a good chuckle here:


    acaciatechnologies.com/patentportfolio.htm
    I'm here for the pics.
  • WellFuckMe
    Registered User
    • Feb 2006
    • 15

    #2
    My Favorite:

    USER ACTIVATED INTERNET ADVERTISING


    Popups !

    Ahahaha
    I'm here for the pics.

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    • WellFuckMe
      Registered User
      • Feb 2006
      • 15

      #3
      Oops forgot to mention, they INVENTED



      WEB CONFERENCING



      No they really did!
      I'm here for the pics.

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      • MrJazz99
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2006
        • 362

        #4
        Guess i have to patent the dildo

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        • seeric
          ..........
          • Aug 2004
          • 41917

          #5
          time for me to push my "air" patent through then.

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          • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
            best designer on GFY
            • Mar 2003
            • 30307

            #6
            I have said it before.

            Someone needs to go over to the offices and throw a fucking pipe bomb in there.

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            • WellFuckMe
              Registered User
              • Feb 2006
              • 15

              #7
              I am now patenting a piece of equipment, do not dare take my idea.


              A piece of wood that makes marks on a surface when you press on it that can make descriptions of symbols so persons can understand you.



















              OMG IT'S A PENCIL!
              I'm here for the pics.

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              • Oracle Porn
                Affiliate
                • Oct 2002
                • 24433

                #8
                they pretty much summed up most of the electronic shit in there...if you have a cell phone then you gotta pay money to acacia...they own the world....


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                • Diligent
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 1594

                  #9
                  Haha.. my god, when the fuck WILL they drop dead?

                  How can one have their business-idea and still like themselves? It's a mystery lol
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