Clearing a Few Things Up.

[Anal Hobbit]

I would like to clear a few things up here.
It seems GFY has been fluttered with shit, and who's who specualtions. It has gone too far.

To start a trend I would like to be the first to admit and come forward that I am indded a fictional character and I am indeed boneprone.

There is no real anal hobbit, I am mearly a character made up by the family in Portland during the AWE show. The pics we have been using have been of a innocent webmaster and a good sport over all this, and we have named him the anal hobbit.. He is actually "squishy" here at GFY and has been a good sport.

I apoligize for the bullshit, and the end of the anal hobbit is as of now.


BP4L

[Anal Hobbit]

This is not a joke.
I am not real. I am a fake. I am boneprone.

Many of yo knew this, now I make it official.

Nothing more to talk about.

Who else here is actually boneprone?
Please step up.

[dank]

I am also fictional.. I play "Dank" on GFY, but in all seriousness I also am not real.

I am Boneprone.

[Exxxotica]

...as am I

Another of Bone's creations.

[^R3K^]

OK My turn.. im am not real i am also a fictional character.. .. im sorry if we have caused any distress on the board..

i am boneprone

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[fantasyc]

Fuck, you caught me too.

i am boneprone

[Eric]

I too am Boneprone!

[Ludedude]

Hrm...add all these posts together and Boneprone's gang has like 10K posts. That's a lot of fucking around LOL

Exxotica, you're too cute to be Boneprone

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[Tam]

Fuck all you imposters, I am the REAL Boneprone...... I needed to get in touch with my feminine side.

I am Boneprone!!!!!

[Keev]

I am guilty as well, another boneprone character. It was a good long run while it lasted.

[Roberto]

i am gary

[Barry Porn]

My initials are BP, am I in?

[Wizzo]

I am the Real Slim Shady, I mean Boneprone.

[Gemini]

I am merely a figment in BonePrones' nightmares.

[tek]

Im from the area and im a actual person.
To know if all these are different or one person like boneprone. Have not a clue.
Not sure how you have so much time to play around on gfy. Wish I was rich enough to. must be nice.

[Lane]

i bet noone could have guessed that i am boneprone too

one of the unique multiple personalities of boneprone i am

[Techie Media]

Hey don't isten to all the crap all these imposters are shveling....
I am the real 1 and only Boneprone

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[dank]

This is like the Nike Comericial where all the little kids say "Im Tiger Woods"

Well fuck it!

Im Boneprone!

[Speedy26]

hmm...maybe there is no real boneprone, just a bunch of imposters.

[Meni]

I'm real
I'm http://www.thewholefuckinshow.com

[boneprone]

The truth Comes out.. The Family Secret is reveled.

With over 4600 posts to my name, do you really think just one person could do it??

How would that Person work or get any Work done?

You see "boneprone" is a family of people posting. A family of many, and we are all boneprone. The boneprone family.

For those of you who couldnt see this, welcome to Reality!

Welcome to the Boneprone Family.

BP4L

And Thats The Bottom Line Cause Boneprone and the Family Said So.

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[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 10-24-2001).]

[YoYoBean]

Ok this is fucking me up....i need a drink

[Moose]

Well..its time.

I also am a creation of the family

I am Boneprone.


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Im Boneprone!

[Kimmykim]

Originally posted by Roberto:
i am gary

Are you living on my couch too?

[Anal Hobbit]

We all are Kim!

I am BONEPRONE!

[SonOfRage]

You guys are fucking idiots.

Boneprone posts as me only.

[Naughty]

Could the real BP please stand up?

[dank]

That would be me!!

Im boneprone!

[^R3K^]

Right Here.. *standing up*

[kmanrox]

No, ***I*** am BoneProne!!! stupid imposters, i grew some traffic, toned up, and turned Irish too! =-P


RP4L!



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[Roberto]

Originally posted by Kimmykim:
Are you living on my couch too?

no i'm under your desk, look down...

[X37375787]

Boneprone ? Did anyone call me ?

I am one of my own creations as well.

[X37375787]

Boneprone ? Did anyone call me ?

I am one of my own creations as well.

[SNOW]

The real BoneProne is related to the cousins sisters hubands brothers 2nd cousines nephews aunts mothers 1st cousins dad which is BinLaden

FUCK YOU BONER-PRONERS 4 life

WILL THE REAL BONEPRONY PLEASE STAND UP


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[RedShoe]

I will not comprimise.
I will not be told what to do.
I shall not step aside!

You still think you know who the real BP is don't you. LOL. Nice try though.


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[TheFLY]

anyone heard of AI?

[RedShoe]

Yeah, that movie sucks ass. I'm in a class action lawsuit with a ton of people right now with Dreamworks. All we want is our money back.

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[SleazyDream]

You are all a bunch of fucking liars. I'm Boneprone.

[NickB.]

Cut the crap ~!

I'm the one and only boneprone ~!

Bow to the Power ~!

[boneprone]

Anal Hobbit has been banned.

[Theo]

i'm boneprone, but I'll guess you have understood it a lonnngggggg time ago

[Theo]

damn crabs

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by Moose:
Well..its time.

I also am a creation of the family

I am Boneprone.

You are not Boneprone
bitch you hacked my site...

[AaronM]

You see, the truth is..... I am not Boneprone. Boneprone is me.

[This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 10-25-2001).]

[TheFLY]

Hello.

This is Lensman.

TheFLY is the *real* me. Why do you think I never post under my own name? Lensman is my
"professional" image. I never curse and I hardly ever say anything... (Legal reasons, trust me...) But shit I like to have fun too so I use TheFLY.

How did we come up with Boneprone? Well Boneprone started at MIT... I was talking w/ my friend (name excluded for obvious reasons -- MIT would fire him) -- we were in The Salty Dog saloon one night... and we figured -- shit it would be so cool if we could get the latest AI technology to make us some extra cash... I mean shit these webmaster boards bank... All the advertising and referrals -- shit. You know that's right. So hell we hooked up some cutting edge personality formulas into the system and tweaked them up real good so they barely made any sense -- then we threw in the terminology and ego engines and we were set -- we have a whole room of machines set up. I spent hours on the algorithms for some of these characters... You can bet that I am proud.

It should have been hella obvious to you all. How the fuck do you think Boneprone posts so much -- we have it all on random timers and the triggers between machines are all networked... (...based off some new groupware technology being developed for the military.)

While all those other webmaster boards are fucking around trying to get real webmasters -- we just tweak some code -- and bam -- new webmasters. ;)

Why am I telling you all this now? Well you see I'm about to retire... because I've found Jesus in my life. I used to fire employees that mentioned words like "God" and "morality" -- but last week I had a vision.

Holy Jesus I woke up in a cold sweat and my pajamas were soaking wet... I can't even talk about it now without crying.

Ok so game's over. I'm sorry for those real webmasters out there that were deceived. I now know it wasn't right of me. I'm ready to try to walk in the footsteps of Jesus.

Amen.

Love Lensman.

Peace be with you all.

[boneprone]

and BP4L.

Cause Im fucking boneprone.

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[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 10-25-2001).]

[AaronM]

Originally posted by TheFLY:
the latest AI technology to make us some extra cash... So hell we hooked up some cutting edge personality

If BP is the best AI technology we have then this world is going nowhere fast.

[TheFLY]

BTW I will make an official announcement about all of this in Vegas...

In the meantime -- keep it cool... I will keep using the Lensman name for official announcements so don't panic or freak out.

We don't want to lose any webmasters just because of my religious revelations. After all I wouldn't want any of you to go hungry.

Instead of turning water into wine I've turned clicks into wine ;) Or something like that...

Jesus loves you.

Amen.

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by AaronM:
If BP is the best AI technology we have then this world is going nowhere fast.

Well this was all hacked in our basement... After we got the initial alpha version up and running we laughed our asses off at some of the shit it was coming up with... so we decided to leave in some of the bugs...

You know the "crabs" and "my nuts itch"... that kind of stuff was totally random. This was because we used a masculinity engine... we censored some of the stuff -- but you can still see a lot of homo-erotic themes were instigated by the Boneprone engine.

We have a patent on it -- v1.0 will be released in Vegas... this will be a clean version though. In a sense Boneprone will be neutered. We don't want to get any flack from those God forsaken feminists.