mberk is scammer? you think so? don't work with me!

[mBerk]

Ok, fuck it all, i'm here now and have one question. Have you ever got any moneyback or job done from scammers? I haven't, but i haven't also stealed money. And don't tell me that time is money, the blog can work without design, and when you have a good amount of traffic there, you won't loose it...

from time i'v appeared here, i'v dissapeared 2 times, that's real shit!!! i'm sure all who worked with me think the same as i... but all who got their themes done - were very glad (am i right?). The situation is such: i work with designer (he's great) and i'm helping him to sell (and sometimes to fix something) themes on english boards, and we live in one town and see each other offline, so i can speak of his name. We try to make as much as we can in shortest time, but working hard 20h a day kills...

So i have question - if you want a theme from mBerk, what would be better for you?
1. worse quality and same price?
2. bigger price and more time to wait?
3. same price, same quality - but very big time to wait?

Just curious and want to hear your opinions... And i'll bump my thread now, 'couse i have a client who wants to have his 120$ back. Have i forgot about someone? if so - write me... i never steal other's money.

So i'm very sorry for disapointing some of GFY's, but please understand me right...

p.s. and there'r still bears and alcoholics in russia )))

[area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Still working on themes from August?

[Barefootsies]

sig nig.

[seeandsee]

Still working on themes from August?

[Forest]

p.s. and there'r still bears and alcoholics in russia )))

LIES i tell you LIES!

there are no bears or alcoholics in Russia!

[mBerk]

area51, kinda just wasn't online from that time.... now have to return little money and can work with new scheme... i want it to be final one.

[mBerk]

forest, i have sean a bear today... in zoo, but anyway and i like to have a shot in peaceull evening

[brassmonkey]

hahaha!! i dont know you but u pissed some peeps off vanished with some cash. i think

[mBerk]

brassmonkey - go show your red ass.... oh, sorry - your sig ))), somewhere else

[Libertine]

You should just raise your prices in the future, so you get the same amount of money for less work and can actually get everything done in a reasonable amount of time.

Right now, you're underpriced. With prices twice as high as the ones you have now, you'd still get lots of orders and could get everything done far quicker.

[Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE]

You're a good designer, I agree with Libertine, raise your shit, don't under price yourself.

[v4 media]

It's things like this that piss people off.
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=933658

raise your prices, then you don't need to take on so much work.

[Aric]

You do nice work. It's a shame you're unreliable (based on threads I've read).

[Babaganoosh]

I think you are and you will never get a dime from me. How's that?

[Brujah]

Don't pay designers like this in advance.

[fris]

pay the people back you owe first, then talk shop, on a brighter note why not just contact igor directly, thats what I was doing

[Sly]

I am certain that this excuse is even more bizarre than "the dog ate my homework."

You fully admit that you charge low prices and are late with your product constantly. You should remedy that. Problem solved.

[brassmonkey]

brassmonkey - thank you man .... oh, luv - your sig ))), somewhere else

thats better

[lazycash]

And don't tell me that time is money, )))

Its not up to you decide how missing your deadlines and not producing what you promised affects your clients. If getting the design is one step in a process of completing a project and nothing can move till you produce, then obviously you are costing your clients money by disappearing.

[Young]

looks like someone blew all of the money and is back for more.

he needs new money to pay back old debts

not getting any of mine

[brassmonkey]

looks like someone blew all of the money and is back for more.

he needs new money to pay back old debts

not getting any of mine

yep

[papill0n]

you sound highly unreliable

[The Porn Nerd]

I'm sorry, what's going on?
PS - Never trust Russians. They will shoot you dead just as quick as fuck a goat, or your mother.

[Jack Sparrow]

Portfolio? Rates?

This all makes no sense to me. What you shouldve done is this, in the exact order:

1. Pay people the money back no matter how big of an asshole they where.
2. Get up a site with port, ask some people for nice quotes that are real.
3. Up your prices by a "lot", you rather make money making something good reliable and fast then trying to rush it and taking in to much you can handle.
4. Get back in here, apologize for being to busy and that you learned from that now.


Done..

[billywatson]

Hey bro...wanna discuss our situation here or off board?

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

I'd still give you a shot mBerk, but I would not pay in full up front. I have some projects coming soon I could use you for. Was hoping you'd show back up. If you're willing to work first and take payment later (at least for our first deal) to recoup some of your rep. Drop me a line.

[NetHorse]

SIG SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait a minute.

[brassmonkey]

Hey bro...wanna discuss our situation here or off board?

this is the mberk meeting lets have it here

[fatfoo]

p.s. and there'r still bears and alcoholics in russia )))

The bears are trained to do physical tasks and circus performances.
They can even ride motorcycles.

[fatfoo]

[fatfoo]

They are also trained to play hockey.

[fatfoo]

[fatfoo]

They ride motorcycles. This is true.

[fatfoo]

The secret bear experiments have been uncovered.