I Am Asking Punker Barbie To Marry Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

NE0MAVEN · 01-10-2007, 11:41 PM

Hello Punky Baby,

I have flowers and candy and I am wearing a suit jacket and khaki pants. I am on one knee in your front yard. I just need to know if you might consider marrying me?

I'll give you a few minutes. Thank you.

collegeboobies · 01-10-2007, 11:42 PM

Who isnt asking that? there is a line

madawgz · 01-10-2007, 11:44 PM

sexy time!

NE0MAVEN · 01-10-2007, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Who isnt asking that? there is a line

Oh, crap!

NE0MAVEN · 01-10-2007, 11:50 PM

My secret weapon is that I used "AXE" bodyspray tonight. I heard P.B. turns into a wildcat when she smells "AXE." Now, she can't resist me!!!!!!!!!!

punker barbie · 01-11-2007, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NE0MAVEN

Hello Punky Baby,

I have flowers and candy and I am wearing a suit jacket and khaki pants. I am on one knee in your front yard. I just need to know if you might consider marrying me?

I'll give you a few minutes. Thank you.

Have u been drinking? LOL

_Richard_ · 01-11-2007, 01:37 PM

from what i read.. that question sounds like some sort of test.. lol

R

bareskin · 01-11-2007, 01:37 PM

is that before or after you sell your domain for 77k because you probably can't afford her right now

Mr. Romance · 01-11-2007, 01:38 PM

Punker is a keeper...good luck with the proposal

Mr. Romance

bDok · 01-11-2007, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Who isnt asking that? there is a line

me. i'm not.

Antonio · 01-11-2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bDok

me. i'm not.

let me guees - you use "teh" instead of "the"

Adult Search Results · 01-11-2007, 02:01 PM

prolly

starpimps · 01-11-2007, 04:16 PM

sexy time x10

WebairGerard · 01-11-2007, 04:23 PM

I am sure you won't be the first

but good luck anyway

shekinah · 01-11-2007, 04:43 PM

Good luck to you, I wish punker would like the way you look today

fuzebox · 01-11-2007, 05:07 PM

I think I may have asked when I was drunk... I don't remember

NE0MAVEN · 01-11-2007, 05:14 PM

Punker Barbie and I will try to have like ten punker babies and they will all have the first name "punker" and then a name starting with a "B."

First boy might be: Punker Bobby
First girl might be: Punker Barbie Jr.
Etc.

Scott McD · 01-11-2007, 05:16 PM

Good luck with that !!

MrDicB · 01-11-2007, 05:27 PM

if there's a line, where do I pick up a number?

ArkansasDave · 01-11-2007, 06:50 PM

Wow, Thats a hard but SWEEEEEEEEET gal to catch!

Let me know how it goes so i can give it go if you get flamed.

Good luck man!

GigoloMason · 01-12-2007, 01:07 PM

haha wow.

Ramos · 01-12-2007, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NE0MAVEN

My secret weapon is that I used "AXE" bodyspray tonight. I heard P.B. turns into a wildcat when she smells "AXE." Now, she can't resist me!!!!!!!!!!

fris · 01-12-2007, 01:15 PM

whos punker barbie?

Adultnet · 01-12-2007, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

sexy time!

lol lets have some

starpimps · 01-12-2007, 01:57 PM

punker barbie is obiviously in love with me
get in line

NE0MAVEN · 01-12-2007, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps

punker barbie is obiviously in love with me
get in line

May I ask if you use "AXE" THE ALL OVER BODY SPRAY? And, if so, which one? I have "Touch." I thought PB would like that one. Which spray do you use? Does PB like it?

KRosh · 01-12-2007, 02:23 PM

Anyone wanting to marry PB has to get approval by me.

I am legally her Guardian and Dad!

Prove your worth!!

DutchTeenCash · 01-12-2007, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NE0MAVEN

May I ask if you use "AXE" THE ALL OVER BODY SPRAY? And, if so, which one? I have "Touch." I thought PB would like that one. Which spray do you use? Does PB like it?

*cough*

fuzebox · 01-12-2007, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GigoloMason

haha wow.

dissipate · 01-12-2007, 03:45 PM

Does this mean Mason is going to be available?

Dagwolf · 01-12-2007, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

Have u been drinking? LOL

That was always the answer I got, until I smartened up and waited until SHE was drinking.

NE0MAVEN · 01-12-2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

That was always the answer I got, until I smartened up and waited until SHE was drinking.

So, I need a bottle of vodka and a bottle of cranberry juice to go with my flowers and candy???

GrouchyAdmin · 01-12-2007, 04:19 PM

Holy shit, does Juicy have a twin?!

DaddyHalbucks · 01-12-2007, 04:29 PM

Make Juicy the best man.

punker barbie · 01-12-2007, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NE0MAVEN

So, I need a bottle of vodka and a bottle of cranberry juice to go with my flowers and candy???

try x-rated (my favorite vodka) and soda water

GigoloMason · 01-12-2007, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

try x-rated (my favorite vodka) and soda water

Pssh see if he was REALLY serious he'd know x-rated fusion on the rocks is the way to go ;)

Guess I win!

That and I cook some mean breakfast food ;)

nico-t · 01-12-2007, 06:11 PM

wow..... this board is really full of pc nerds. i see hotter chicks every time i go out... get a life!

Rochard · 01-12-2007, 06:21 PM

I've asked Punker to marry me a dozen times. Still hasn't given me an answer.

seeric · 01-12-2007, 08:18 PM

let us know how that goes. i know at least one guy that will protest immediately, two if you count that rochard guy.

pussyluver · 01-12-2007, 10:38 PM

On a serious note, Sherily is to young to get married. Plus she'd be more than a handful to deal with. You'd have to have plenty of self confidence and be secure in the fact that one day she will break your heart.

Oh, she's hot and all. Think she has a boyfriend now though?? Sorry, but I don't and can't keep up with her personal and love life.

Punker, I know you have a thing for us older guys.. After all with our experience coupled with modern medicine we really offer you something guys your own age can't compete with.

Hope to see ya naked sometime.

PL

marketsmart · 01-13-2007, 12:06 AM

isnt pb still with apple boy?

punker barbie · 01-13-2007, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

On a serious note, Sherily is to young to get married. Plus she'd be more than a handful to deal with. You'd have to have plenty of self confidence and be secure in the fact that one day she will break your heart.

Oh, she's hot and all. Think she has a boyfriend now though?? Sorry, but I don't and can't keep up with her personal and love life.

Punker, I know you have a thing for us older guys.. After all with our experience coupled with modern medicine we really offer you something guys your own age can't compete with.

Hope to see ya naked sometime.

PL

OMG LOVE IT!

On a side note- I attract older men. I've never been hit on by guys my own age =(
i ALWAYS make the first move if the guy is between 23-27. Oh well i have fun

punker barbie · 01-13-2007, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

isnt pb still with apple boy?

U mean sweetapples... No we arent datting anymore for a very long time (cough cough since last years phx forum) but we still talk about once a week. He's doing well and living it up. In fact he is currently in Vegas. I'll send him your regards.

01-10-2007, 11:41 PM	#1
NE0MAVEN Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 235	I Am Asking Punker Barbie To Marry Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello Punky Baby, I have flowers and candy and I am wearing a suit jacket and khaki pants. I am on one knee in your front yard. I just need to know if you might consider marrying me? I'll give you a few minutes. Thank you.

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NE0MAVEN Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 235	Punker Barbie and I will try to have like ten punker babies and they will all have the first name "punker" and then a name starting with a "B." First boy might be: Punker Bobby First girl might be: Punker Barbie Jr. Etc.

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pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	On a serious note, Sherily is to young to get married. Plus she'd be more than a handful to deal with. You'd have to have plenty of self confidence and be secure in the fact that one day she will break your heart. Oh, she's hot and all. Think she has a boyfriend now though?? Sorry, but I don't and can't keep up with her personal and love life. Punker, I know you have a thing for us older guys.. After all with our experience coupled with modern medicine we really offer you something guys your own age can't compete with. Hope to see ya naked sometime. PL Last edited by pussyluver; 01-12-2007 at 10:40 PM..

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