CONTEST: Why do skinny chicks have big pussy lips?

[newbiz]

Someone please tell me why to skinny chicks have big pussy lips?!! Look at some pics! Most tiny, skinny chicks have big pussy lips!

I think its because the skin that is usually used for the rest of the body ends up down there... kind of like the end of a deflated balloon! LOL

I need to hear some thoughts! Post your answer post some pics!

The best-funniest answer wins 4 VIP Players Ball ticket both nights courtesy of CapitalBucks!

Newbiz

[Imortyl Pussycat]

maybe it's extra protection for the men? so the bony female parts don't inflict serious injuries during sex.

[Danny_C]

It's a matter of perspective, like fat guys having small dicks.

[newbiz]

LOL i guess this question is to compicated for everyone in here...LOL

[newbiz]

maybe it's extra protection for the men? so the bony female parts don't inflict serious injuries during sex.

that is a perfect answer thank you sexy beatch...

[jmk]

It's like toothpicks when you push them down on a table the bottom splits up

[rocki]

Unfortunately pussy lips or dicks don't gain or loose weight with the rest of the body. So I would say its kind of the same scenario as a fat man with a small dick... if he looses the weight his dick will look bigger.

[newbiz]

It's a matter of perspective, like fat guys having small dicks.

Thats some funny shit i am giving you passes just for that!

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[munki]

The meat had to go somewhere... why not give em roast beef.

[Varius]

It's just an illusion. Like if a guy is skinny, or shaves, or both then his dick looks bigger than comparing the same size dick on a fat or unshaven guy.

I'm sure if you measure them they are probably the same size as a lot of lips on chubbier women...

It's all a chick mind-trick

[C H R I S]

Goes back to the taco - If god didnt want man to eat pussy he wouldnt have made it look so mach like a taco.

[newbiz]

Unfortunately pussy lips or dicks don't gain or loose weight with the rest of the body. So I would say its kind of the same scenario as a fat man with a small dick... if he looses the weight his dick will look bigger.

AHAHHHAHHHA!

[molly_ca]

May be the "supreme being" decided to make this model more functional and got rid of useless stuff and focused on the prime function.

[SCOOTER]

I have no answer for you but here is a Joke ..


Ben: yo man i fucked clair last night.
John: hay welcome to the club i had her at a party but i was so drunk i can only remember one thing.
ben+john:those were some fatass!! Pussy lips

[newbiz]

Goes back to the taco - If god didnt want man to eat pussy he wouldnt have made it look so mach like a taco.

AHAHHAH! Good one!

[ArkansasDave]

so they can whistle to get your attention

[aimeesweet]

I think we need some photographic evidence to prove your theory newbiz ;)

[newbiz]

May be the "supreme being" decided to make this model more functional and got rid of useless stuff and focused on the prime function.

Great answer professor! I like it!

[AGP Albert]

I think it applies your personal views on foreskin

[newbiz]

so they can whistle to get your attention

HAHHAHHHAHHAHHAH! THAT IS FUCKING FUNNY!

[Alain DeLarge]

So that they have some padding and don't break in half when they straddle their man?


Man, I am not a comedian.
I've wasted a good 5 minutes thinking about this, and besides the above, all I could think is "so this is what Michael Richards feels like"

[Varius]

Well if everyone is going for the more comedic answers, I'll throw in:

"they are that big so they draw your attention away from their small breasts"

No offense to small-breasted skinny chicks out there of course

[DonMike]

I don't know why, but I would guess it's the same reason skinny guys always have huge cocks.

[Lazonby]

It's so that when they look at their pussies whilst shaving them, there is a reminder to eat more hamburgers and put on weight.

[o0o_Lizard_o0o]

When something gets bigger, another part gets smaller.... and For something that gets smaller, one part gets bigger.

[rhon23]

Someone please tell me why to skinny chicks have big pussy lips?!! Look at some pics! Most tiny, skinny chicks have big pussy lips!

I think its because the skin that is usually used for the rest of the body ends up down there... kind of like the end of a deflated balloon! LOL

I need to hear some thoughts! Post your answer post some pics!

The best-funniest answer wins 4 VIP Players Ball ticket both nights courtesy of CapitalBucks!

Newbiz

Its official! You are without a doubt extremely twisted!

[96ukssob]

because skinny girls get fucked more than fat girls. more fucking = more friction on the pussy lips = bigger pussy lips

[AssPirate]

Women were supposedly given two mouths. But God said one pair of talking lips are enough. His assistant didn't read the memo so he replaced the tongue below with a clit while God wasn't looking.

[HammerALL]

Lowers their center of gravity so a gust of wind doesn't blow them away.

[AssPirate]

Errr... I didn't answer the question, lemme try again. (This is embarassing...)

[newbiz]

Women were supposedly given two mouths. But God said one pair of talking lips are enough. His assistant didn't read the memo so he replaced the tongue below with a clit while God wasn't looking.

YOU WIN TICKETS! THAT IS SOME FUNNNY SHIT!
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[DeadFidel]

It's a matter of perspective, like fat guys having small dicks.

No way I can beat that shit

[Pinacolada]

Cause they need to Recoup for the small tits

[newbiz]

Well if everyone is going for the more comedic answers, I'll throw in:

"they are that big so they draw your attention away from their small breasts"

No offense to small-breasted skinny chicks out there of course

Great answer LOL is yo need tickets lets me know [email protected]

Newbiz

[Eric]

Someone please tell me why to skinny chicks have big pussy lips?!! Look at some pics! Most tiny, skinny chicks have big pussy lips!

I think its because the skin that is usually used for the rest of the body ends up down there... kind of like the end of a deflated balloon! LOL

I need to hear some thoughts! Post your answer post some pics!

The best-funniest answer wins 4 VIP Players Ball ticket both nights courtesy of CapitalBucks!

Newbiz

Cause Newbiz fucks all the skinny chicks and his massive cock destroys their pussies and causes them to have enlarged pussy lips

[newbiz]

Becasue they are more fun to play with than a Stretch Armstong doll.

[newbiz]

Cause Newbiz fucks all the skinny chicks and his massive cock destroys their pussies and causes them to have enlarged pussy lips

Damnit you caught me!

LOL

[AZSarah]

Unfortunately pussy lips or dicks don't gain or loose weight with the rest of the body. So I would say its kind of the same scenario as a fat man with a small dick... if he looses the weight his dick will look bigger.

that's a great answer

[Buzz_Aziani]

Here is a freak of Natural. This one kinda messes up the theories

[Varius]

Great answer LOL is yo need tickets lets me know [email protected]

Newbiz

Thanks, but I'm all good on vip passes so better you give them to people who still need some

[C H R I S]

Cause Newbiz fucks all the skinny chicks and his massive cock destroys their pussies and causes them to have enlarged pussy lips

Best answer yet lol

[newbiz]

Here is a freak of Natural. This one kinda messes up the theories

THAT IS A VERY NICE PUSSY! HOOK ME UP!

Newbiz

[Harmik]

I have hired a scientist to look into this issue, I will post the findings when I hear back from him

[AssPirate]

I won?!?! I was just fucking around.

[Imortyl Pussycat]

Thanks, but I'm all good on vip passes so better you give them to people who still need some

if you have enough time to make me LMAO on GFY, you have enough time to program my shit! get to work before I beat you

[newbiz]

I won?!?! I was just fucking around.

yes you won tickets email me [email protected]

thanks!

[o0o_Lizard_o0o]

During their honeymoon, the wiry groom decided to finger his skinny wife. Unfortunately the $3500 wedding ring slid off and got sucked in her twat. The groom decided to go inside the pussy to look for the ring. He saw an old man inside and asked him, "Hey old man, did you find a ring inside here? I dropped it". The curmedgeon slapped him in the face and said, "Imbecile, my Saint Bernard got lost here a year ago and you're asking me about a ring? Fuck that!"

[RevSand]

Here is a freak of Natural. This one kinda messes up the theories

I can verify 1st hand that Moni has one of the smallest pussys EVER! I have seen it in person more then once and was amazed...

[adonthenet]

cool thread haha

[Big Red Machine]

Look at the size of the paws on a German Shepard puppy......maybe the girls didn't grow into their pussys yet.