Guys, what do you think about girls....(dog-related)

[Shakula]

who has dogs? I just cant fucking stand it.

I hate to see when girls kiss their dog, feed em and then eat some of the shit as well...

Or even worse, they fucking clap the dog, then they touch you with their filthy hands

Or when you come home to a apartment/house where a girl lives with her 2 dogs and the house is a complete mess, you cant even sit down in the couch without standing up with 1000000 kg of doghair on you.

Or she lets the fuckers sleep in her bed!

Lets face it, every woman who has a dog is filthy.
The only man I know who knows how to deal with his wife´s dogmania is a guy who doesnt let the dog to come inside the house.

Its either this option or just breakup and move on........

[tASSy]

good idea. fair warning: i have a dog. i love her. she is very clean, but she is #2 to me. if you can't handle that ask shakula for a date, he hates dogs!

[J. Falcon]

this post is hilarious

[Shakula]

good idea. fair warning: i have a dog. i love her. she is very clean, but she is #2 to me. if you can't handle that ask shakula for a date, he hates dogs!

She is very clean? What do you compare it too? Yourself or what?

[Amysworld]

I have never had a guy get up and leave because I had a dog.. and yes, my dog sleeps in the bed.

^5 Tassy

[Shakula]

I have never had a guy get up and leave because I had a dog.. and yes, my dog sleeps in the bed.

^5 Tassy

Id like to see pics of thoose guys, i think the answers are in the pics.

[Scott McD]

Not a dog lover huh ??

[Tenfoot]

I don't know, maybe it was my sick twisted imagination, I thought this thread was going somewhere else. haha!

something maybe involving a girl, her dog, and some hamburger.

[Shakula]

Not a dog lover huh ??

A dog is just like a woman, you have to teach em where their place in the house is. If you date a woman who has a dog before you knew her, you are fucked.

If she wants to get one while you date her, you can control her about this issue.

[Tenfoot]

By the way... dogs have NO place in a house.

Dogs in the house is some gross mofo shit.

[Shakula]

By the way... dogs have NO place in a house.

Dogs in the house is some gross mofo shit.

Thank you! Great minds think alike.

[Phil LoadedCash]

My exs house was very clean and the dog was treated like a human..

but the girl was a slut. so she went bye bye.

[candyflip]

My dogs keep me warm when my girls is out of town. She's the one who doesn't allow them in bed.

[Shakula]

My dogs keep me warm when my girls is out of town. She's the one who doesn't allow them in bed.

Keep you warm? There are better ways to solve that problem.

[Shakula]

My exs house was very clean and the dog was treated like a human..

but the girl was a slut. so she went bye bye.

Here is a newsflash for you: MOST GIRLS ARE.

kthx

[Amysworld]

Id like to see pics of thoose guys, i think the answers are in the pics.

Hahah... considering I am in a 7 year relationship and I wake up and Justice, my dog, has usually wedged us apart, I can officially say, my man doesnt mind my dog at all.. I think she may get better treatment!!! haha

[Amysworld]

A dog is just like a woman, you have to teach em where their place in the house is.

And that comment right there is why I wont even bother looking back to this thread.

What a stupid frame of mind. I feel sorry for any woman you come in contact with.

[Shakula]

Hahah... considering I am in a 7 year relationship and I wake up and Justice, my dog, has usually wedged us apart, I can officially say, my man doesnt mind my dog at all.. I think she may get better treatment!!! haha

Okay, you got me there.
I just cant imagen what goes on in your mans head.

[Shakula]

And that comment right there is why I wont even bother looking back to this thread.

What a stupid frame of mind. I feel sorry for any woman you come in contact with.

Ohh please. Wake up. You need a realitycheck.
I guess you are short on life experience.

Most guys will admit (maybe not on this board) that women needs to be controlled. If you dont control them, your future with her is doomed.

XY > XX

[Tenfoot]

Women want and need to be controlled. They say they don't, but thats a fucking lie. Its programmed into us to want to control women, and its programmed into them to want to be controlled. If any woman is with a man, and he doesn't have control, then she is dreaming of a man that has the nutsack to be able to do it.

Stop ladies, unless your a lesbian, please don't argue with something that any psychologist will tell you is fact.

[p1mpdogg]

only reasona bitch has a dog is becasue
a. she is ugly and needs a friend/attention
b. needs her pussy eaten often
or
a&b

[candyflip]

Keep you warm? There are better ways to solve that problem.

I have an electric blanket too!

[HeadPimp]

Could it be he is only hitting women that can't be distinguished from the dogs?

[tASSy]

Ohh please. Wake up. You need a realitycheck.
I guess you are short on life experience.

Most guys will admit (maybe not on this board) that women needs to be controlled. If you dont control them, your future with her is doomed.

XY > XX

oooooh where to start...let's see if i can even begin to fathom this idiotic post:

1. "reality check" is TWO words. (i guess you are short on grammar experience)
2. "most guys will admit...that women needs to be controlled." (proper grammar would say "women need to be controlled" not "womens" - but hey, who's counting with the moronic post you started with?)
3. "if you dont control them" - (i assume you just missed the apostrophe)
4. p.s. oh yeah, you're an idiot! wheeee!!!!

[SilvercashJeanette]

Ohh please. Wake up. You need a realitycheck.
I guess you are short on life experience.

Most guys will admit (maybe not on this board) that women needs to be controlled. If you dont control them, your future with her is doomed.

XY > XX

I take it you haven't had many girlfriends have you?

[Amysworld]

oooooh where to start...let's see if i can even begin to fathom this idiotic post:

1. "reality check" is TWO words. (i guess you are short on grammar experience)
2. "most guys will admit...that women needs to be controlled." (proper grammar would say "women need to be controlled" not "womens" - but hey, who's counting with the moronic post you started with?)
3. "if you dont control them" - (i assume you just missed the apostrophe)
4. p.s. oh yeah, you're an idiot! wheeee!!!!

YOU ROCK GURL!

[SilvercashJeanette]

oooooh where to start...let's see if i can even begin to fathom this idiotic post:

1. "reality check" is TWO words. (i guess you are short on grammar experience)
2. "most guys will admit...that women needs to be controlled." (proper grammar would say "women need to be controlled" not "womens" - but hey, who's counting with the moronic post you started with?)
3. "if you dont control them" - (i assume you just missed the apostrophe)
4. p.s. oh yeah, you're an idiot! wheeee!!!!

I agree

[mortenb]

This is without a doubt the dumbest thread of the day.. A couple of idiots trying to stir up drama..

[Steve Awesome]

This isn't drama. This is some kind of germ phobia thread.

[Mr Pheer]

I dont have a problem with a well-trained dog being in the house. But an animal on my fucking furniture or in my bed? Not under any circumstance.

[Amysworld]

This is without a doubt the dumbest thread of the day.. A couple of idiots trying to stir up drama..

Just another cry for attention from the guys at the shallow end of the genepool.

[germ]

my dog is better than you.


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[Shakula]

oooooh where to start...let's see if i can even begin to fathom this idiotic post:

1. "reality check" is TWO words. (i guess you are short on grammar experience)
2. "most guys will admit...that women needs to be controlled." (proper grammar would say "women need to be controlled" not "womens" - but hey, who's counting with the moronic post you started with?)
3. "if you dont control them" - (i assume you just missed the apostrophe)
4. p.s. oh yeah, you're an idiot! wheeee!!!!

English isnt my first language and I speak 4 different languages and write them pretty well too. How many do you speak & write?

Answer: 1, so sit down and stfu

I am and will always be superior too you. Face it and move on.

[Shakula]

I take it you haven't had many girlfriends have you?

For the past 5 years ive been busy but just because I moved things didnt work out, I knew it wouldnt when I moved (to another country).

So, if you wanna go down that road, you have to do better.
Finding girls arent a problem, but at the stage of my life its better to be single. I cant take the problems a woman would cause right now.

Not that you would understand anyway, this is to complicated for your species.

[Shakula]

Women want and need to be controlled. They say they don't, but thats a fucking lie. Its programmed into us to want to control women, and its programmed into them to want to be controlled. If any woman is with a man, and he doesn't have control, then she is dreaming of a man that has the nutsack to be able to do it.

Stop ladies, unless your a lesbian, please don't argue with something that any psychologist will tell you is fact.

Good post. Aint that the truth.

[Shakula]

I dont have a problem with a well-trained dog being in the house. But an animal on my fucking furniture or in my bed? Not under any circumstance.

Hmm, well-trained yes. But from the posts that we have seen the last couple days about dogs dogs dogs dogs, how many of them fits into that category?

Answer: None, lets face it, even paris hiltons dog could kick most of theese dogs asses.

[p1mpdogg]

Women want and need to be controlled. They say they don't, but thats a fucking lie. Its programmed into us to want to control women, and its programmed into them to want to be controlled. If any woman is with a man, and he doesn't have control, then she is dreaming of a man that has the nutsack to be able to do it.

Stop ladies, unless your a lesbian, please don't argue with something that any psychologist will tell you is fact.

could not have spelled that any better or gramatically made it any better or even stated it any clearer. dead center right on the money~!!!

[DamageX]

Pure comedy.