I'd liek to apologize to LazyCash for saying I fucked his mother...

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  • TheAmericanCannibal
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2006
    • 3087

    #1

    I'd liek to apologize to LazyCash for saying I fucked his mother...

    I really am sorry.
    What I really did was scheduled her for a 12 guy black blow bang- and she was fantastic!!!

    I never saw a woman suck so much cock!
    She looked like a circus seal on crack.

    Then I proceeded to anally fuck her until your sister came in and made me stop, which thankfully was nice, cause she is kinda hot. I say kinda cause of the missing teeth bro, but I respected her enough to show her Far-L's patented "Flying Anal" on my office chair.

    Oh the sound of my squeaky office chair as it rolled around the room with her writhing in ecstacy, coupled with the fresh musky scent of your mom's twat it was simply intoxicating.

    So sorry for understating it in the other thread.

    I just wanted to make sure you had your facts straight.

  • Chris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2003
    • 27880

    #2
    Brutal.....
    [email protected]

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    • Agent 488
      Registered User
      • Feb 2006
      • 22511

      #3
      his mother is dead not really funny imho.

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133986

        #4
        Can't we all just get along?

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        • fatfoo
          ICQ:649699063
          • Mar 2003
          • 27763

          #5
          Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
          circus seal on crack
          Hmm... That's a new phrase.

          Here's something I found interesting: sea lions can be trained to write characters. They are quite smart. Image is here:

          Send me an email: [email protected]

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          • garce
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2001
            • 7103

            #6
            Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
            Blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah...
            I didn't realize that shit could type. Thanks for opening my eyes.

            I'll be sure to flush as soon as your descendants manage to wiggle their way out of my asshole in the future.

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            • MaDalton
              I am Amazing Content!
              • Feb 2004
              • 39861

              #7
              ehhhmmmm.... congrats?
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              • B.Barnato
                So Fucking Banned
                • Nov 2010
                • 3618

                #8
                is good to see grown people talk like they just start first year of school

                make me feel so sensible and mature

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                • BIGTYMER
                  Junior Achiever
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 17066

                  #9
                  Originally posted by garce
                  I didn't realize that shit could type. Thanks for opening my eyes.

                  I'll be sure to flush as soon as your descendants manage to wiggle their way out of my asshole in the future.

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                  • TheAmericanCannibal
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 3087

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaDalton
                    ehhhmmmm.... congrats?
                    Thank you!

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                    • quiet
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 25115

                      #11
                      seriously retarded. sorry jstyles, but it's true.
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                      • dyna mo
                        just a fucking jerk
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 68184

                        #12
                        good thing gfy does not get to you, as you've mentioned often.

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                        • TheAmericanCannibal
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 3087

                          #13
                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                          good thing gfy does not get to you, as you've mentioned often.

                          Could care less, ban me.

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                          • B.Barnato
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 3618

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                            Could care less, ban me.
                            Could NOT care less

                            simple boy

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                            • dyna mo
                              just a fucking jerk
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 68184

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                              Could care less, ban me.
                              i wouldn't ban you, you are entertaining to me.

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