Jan 12: And now, here it is, your Terrible Idea of the Day . . .
Over the weekend, a bunch of animal rights activists decided they were going to protest the use of leather at . . . of all things . . . a MOTORCYCLE RALLY in Johnstown, Pennsylvania U.S.A
Apparently, the activists all showed up in a Volkswagen van and started calling the bikers "murderers." Then they hurled balloons at them filled with red-dyed water.
Long story short, one animal rights activist says the bikers used him as a toilet, peeing on him and calling him "La Trene" because he's French. Another says a biker forced him to ride on the back of his bike all day . . . because his old lady was out of town.
Others say they were forced to eat burgers and hot dogs under duress. And those who resisted were held down while several bikers BROKE WIND on their heads.
A few hours later, two of the activists were found duct taped inside the dumpster of a fast food restaurant. And three others are still missing.
According to one of the organizers, the protest was meant, quote, "to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.
"In fact, motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it. Ergo, they should stop . . .
"Something just went wrong. Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."
(--If only there had been some way to predict what might have happened. Bikers are usually such cordial fellows.) (???)
--It's unclear whether any charges will be filed.
Over the weekend, a bunch of animal rights activists decided they were going to protest the use of leather at . . . of all things . . . a MOTORCYCLE RALLY in Johnstown, Pennsylvania U.S.A
Apparently, the activists all showed up in a Volkswagen van and started calling the bikers "murderers." Then they hurled balloons at them filled with red-dyed water.
Long story short, one animal rights activist says the bikers used him as a toilet, peeing on him and calling him "La Trene" because he's French. Another says a biker forced him to ride on the back of his bike all day . . . because his old lady was out of town.
Others say they were forced to eat burgers and hot dogs under duress. And those who resisted were held down while several bikers BROKE WIND on their heads.
A few hours later, two of the activists were found duct taped inside the dumpster of a fast food restaurant. And three others are still missing.
According to one of the organizers, the protest was meant, quote, "to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.
"In fact, motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it. Ergo, they should stop . . .
"Something just went wrong. Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."
(--If only there had been some way to predict what might have happened. Bikers are usually such cordial fellows.) (???)
--It's unclear whether any charges will be filed.
     
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