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  • Sly_RJ
    Live Hard - Die Hard
    • Feb 2002
    • 17042

    #1

    One year without masturbating...

    At 6:54PM Pacific Standard Time, July 27th, 2003, I vow that I will go the next 365 days without masturbating.

    Think I can do it? Anyone want to place bets on my weakness?
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  • Gutterboy
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2002
    • 4751

    #2
    hehehe

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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      Bullllshittttttt No way in hell yooooo cant be done impossible

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      • FlyingIguana
        aspiring banker
        • Mar 2002
        • 10870

        #4
        quick, someone post some manboobs

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        • cezam
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 1363

          #5
          i bet $100 you won't last 1 month

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133987

            #6
            I'll take you on that bet.500 bucks

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            • CDSmith
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2001
              • 51460

              #7
              What do I win if I call it right?



              I say you'll be master of your domain for........... what's today? Sunday?..... k, I say you're back here fessing up by Thursday, Friday at the lastest.
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              • Gutterboy
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2002
                • 4751

                #8
                How about I hook a fleshlight up to one of these..



                .. and ship it to you? Then we'll see how self controlled you are.

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                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                  best designer on GFY
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 30307

                  #9
                  Your definatly gonna have a problem.

                  Think about the repercussion's, you might turn religeous on us, ya might just snap. Worse case scenerio ya may end up at Taco bell paraphrasing Corintheans.

                  Why not be real bold and cut out sex too?

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                  • Pipecrew
                    Master of Gfy.com
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 14888

                    #10
                    I will give people odds, I bet he wont jerk off once in the course of a year, Any takers?

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                    • Sly_RJ
                      Live Hard - Die Hard
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 17042

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Gutterboy
                      How about I hook a fleshlight up to one of these..



                      .. and ship it to you? Then we'll see how self controlled you are.


                      Pipe down, you're spoiling my fun.
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                      • Pornwolf
                        Drunk and Unruly
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 22712

                        #12
                        Haha! Pipecrew, you like losing money eh?
                        I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                        Webair, bitches.

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                        • CDSmith
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2001
                          • 51460

                          #13
                          Sorry, I'm not about to risk 500 bucks on someone's honesty, not where flogging the bishop is concerned anyway.

                          Unless he's on 24 hour video surveilance for the entire year......
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                          • CDSmith
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
                            I'll admit it right here right now. I couldn't do it.



                            Maybe if someone were offering me enough money, say $100k or more. But fuck, a whole year. Oye!
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                            • Pornwolf
                              Drunk and Unruly
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 22712

                              #15
                              Originally posted by machinegunkelly
                              I havent in 4 years .. no shit
                              Dude, you are content and have a live in GF with a bambino. You can claim special circumstances.
                              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                              Webair, bitches.

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                              • Sly_RJ
                                Live Hard - Die Hard
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 17042

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Pornwolf


                                Dude, you are content and have a live in GF with a bambino. You can claim special circumstances.
                                True. For the record, I have no girlfriend, wife, or fuck buddy. I'm just strong willed, I think I can do it!
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                                • Gutterboy
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 4751

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                  True. For the record, I have no girlfriend, wife, or fuck buddy. I'm just strong willed, I think I can do it!
                                  I'll take bets on this one. He does sound pretty determined, so the payout is only 3:1 if you bet against him and win.

                                  Who thinks they can triple their money?

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                                  • vegas2003
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 1714

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                    At 6:54PM Pacific Standard Time, July 27th, 2003, I vow that I will go the next 365 days without masturbating.

                                    Think I can do it? Anyone want to place bets on my weakness?
                                    I once went over 6 months, but a year may be tough
                                    SEACREST OUT!

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                                    • CDSmith
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 51460

                                      #19
                                      If he is single and will be having no sex whatsoever, no nothing, then I would say there is no way in hell he'll make it past week 1 let alone a whole year.


                                      You all saw what happened on Seinfeld when they tried this "master of my domain" shit.
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                                      • Nasty D
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 2563

                                        #20
                                        Gotta Clean the Pipes, don't want Prostate Cancer!


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                                        • Gemini
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 7183

                                          #21
                                          Alrightie.... multiple choice

                                          He's making this claim actually because...

                                          A) He broke his magnifying glass
                                          B) He wore it out already
                                          C) Tweezer chafe!
                                          D) It fell off from misuse and abuse
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                                          • BlackCrayon
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 19634

                                            #22
                                            yeah if you got a nice girl who puts out whenever basically, then i could do it easily but just single with no sex or just the odd fling... nuh uh.
                                            you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                            • vegas2003
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 1714

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                              If he is single and will be having no sex whatsoever, no nothing, then I would say there is no way in hell he'll make it past week 1 let alone a whole year.


                                              You all saw what happened on Seinfeld when they tried this "master of my domain" shit.
                                              that was my situation too and I made it over 6 months
                                              SEACREST OUT!

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                                              • asuna
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 8743

                                                #24
                                                he just wants us to post nude pics

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                                                • Sly_RJ
                                                  Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 17042

                                                  #25
                                                  Ok, I just secured the first bet for $20 with "Danny". Muahaha!
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                                                  • Marv
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 227

                                                    #26
                                                    SUICIDE
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                                                    • Gutterboy
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 4751

                                                      #27
                                                      Not too many people willing to put their money where their mouths are.

                                                      Wonder why?

                                                      Does Sly's iron willed determination make you ashamed of your pitiful lack of self control?

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                                                      • evildick

                                                        #28
                                                        You'll end up with prostate cancer. Didn't you hear the study they release a few weeks ago? Strokin' the glistener keeps your willy healthy.

                                                        http://news.yahoo.com/fc?tmpl=fc&cid...rostate_cancer

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                                                        • gezzed
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 317

                                                          #29
                                                          If you want to go through with this, there has to be some rules and regulations laid down. But since we have no way of knowing, it seems pointless. Also, not ejaculating for extended periods of time is very unhealthy and as far as I know can lead to complications with your prostate.

                                                          Aside from that, you also happen to be a guy, so I highly doubt you could go without any kind of stimulation for a year. But I'll tell you what, it would almost be worth it just to see what it feels like to masturbate again after a year, assuming everything still worked, you'd probably blow a hole in the ceiling.

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                                                          • Spunky
                                                            I need a beer
                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 133987

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                                            Ok, I just secured the first bet for $20 with "Danny". Muahaha!
                                                            Play for some real cash,I would take those 3 to 1 odds if they were offered.But how do we monitor you? I want a cam setup.

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                                                            • chodadog
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 9736

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Gutterboy
                                                              Does Sly's iron willed determination make you ashamed of your pitiful lack of self control?
                                                              Hell no. I just enjoy a good wank.
                                                              26 + 6 = 1

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                                                              • greentea
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                • 6580

                                                                #32
                                                                50 bucks bets you cant hold out for more then 3-4 days.
                                                                blunts

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                                                                • Theo
                                                                  HAL 9000
                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 34515

                                                                  #33
                                                                  dont do it

                                                                  that's how son of rage became rappist

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                                                                  • scoreman
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                    • 1491

                                                                    #34
                                                                    If there was a way to document this, i believe you would have all the action you could handle on this bet. The line would snake out the door and down the street of webmasters with fistfulls of greenbacks.

                                                                    I dont see the point of this though, why deny yourself one of life's great joys?

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                                                                    • Sly_RJ
                                                                      Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 17042

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Maybe I should rig my place with web cams?
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                                                                      • scoreman
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                        • 1491

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                                                        Maybe I should rig my place with web cams?
                                                                        Still not good enough. Guys beat off everyplace, not just at home.

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                                                                        • Sly_RJ
                                                                          Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 17042

                                                                          #37
                                                                          So what do you suggest?
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                                                                          • Poppy
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                            • 6254

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Damn, no killing kittens for a year sounds pretty tough dude.
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                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 133987

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by scoreman


                                                                              Still not good enough. Guys beat off everyplace, not just at home.
                                                                              No I just beat off at home

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                                                                              • scoreman
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                                • 1491

                                                                                #40
                                                                                fuck if i know. Im with the crowd that is yanking on the lil guy, i dont want to ponder going a year without.

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                                                                                • quiet
                                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                                  • 25115

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  the only solution is a chastity belt, with someone from gfy holding the only key.
                                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                                  • scoreman
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                                    • 1491

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    LOL quiet. Too funny. What a visual. LOL

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                                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                      • 133987

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by quiet
                                                                                      the only solution is a chastity belt, with someone from gfy holding the only key.
                                                                                      Perfect idea, but how does he piss? lol

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                                                                                      • Sly_RJ
                                                                                        Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                                        • 17042

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by quiet
                                                                                        the only solution is a chastity belt, with someone from gfy holding the only key.
                                                                                        Ok, I'll send the key to you big guy!
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                                                                                        • scoreman
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                          • 1491

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I'll ante in a $1000 bet if there is the quiet chastity belt involved. Its gotta be medieval in standards, no wimpy plastic jobby.

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                                                                                          • scoreman
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Nov 2001
                                                                                            • 1491

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            On second thought with a chastity belt that sorta makes it a lock to win doesnt it? The whole reason to bet is to win , im not into spending a K just to have this guy suffer a year. No to win that dough you gotta have the ability to lose.

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                                                                                            • maxjohan
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 7219

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              rig up cams and stay at home a year..you bet you can do it..people bet not on your supposed site..damn that whould make the news and make you real wealthy if you managed to do it ..

                                                                                              I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                                                                              • Sly_RJ
                                                                                                Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                                                • 17042

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Someone develop a proper way to set this up and I'm game. This will be a test of real strength.
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                                                                                                • gezzed
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                  • 317

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  For some reason, this reminds of the time poor Eric put icey-hot on his balls for Boneprone, you guys remember that?

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                                                                                                  • lilbitch
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                                    • 122

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Sly, you're a looney! Why in the name of all the porn gods, would you even want to do such a thing?

                                                                                                    I gotta admit, my snatch is my favorite thing to play with...always has been...and the mere thought of doing anything such as what you're suggesting here, well it makes me wanna
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                                                                                                    ?&%@!

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