Loch Ness Mullet: in these rare photos we see that the loch ness mullet has emerged from his home in the porta-potties in order to catch his meals. this endangered species' diet consists of trout anus, turtle testes and totino's pizza (2 for $4.00!).
once it has caught enough food for the winter, this peculiar breed goes back its makeshift home where it wraps itself in plastic and wallows in human waste. when somebody enters its home to releive him/herself, the loch ness mullet wails a harrowing and ancient sound, and claps its flippers excitedly while doing the safety dance.
Mullets Gallore
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