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  • Chio The Pirate
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    • Oct 2002
    • 946

    #1

    YARGH! A serious post from a goofy pirate.. oh, and [skydiving pics]

    YARGH!

    Pirate mode disabled:

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    Pirate mode re-enabled:


    YARGH! After much drama, Our trip to Japan, and not enough sharky farts, I thought it'd be fun to throw me first mate Theo out of a plane.

    We took me boat into shore to find a plane to plunge from. After a long ride on me Motorcycle..



    ...we got to the airport.
    Here's me all suited up in fruity fruit orange.



    Theo whined about having to wear purple, so I gave up me orange suit... I should've stabbed that cooky fucker with me sword.
    After gettin' into me new jumpsuit, Theo, and I got aboard in the flyin' boat, and took off.

    After climbin' for a bit, and Theo losin' his clammy clam lunch overboard, we were ready to jump...



    Aside from Theo wettin' himself, it be a good jumpy jump.
    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.



    YARGH!



    It be comin' indeed...

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  • TDF
    Triple OG nigga on GFY
    • Mar 2002
    • 27296

    #2
    omg..wahahahahhaha..nice info chio!
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    • Rob
      I'm a great bowler.
      • Nov 2003
      • 13310

      #3
      Funny and Informative at the same time! It's like the Daily Show with Jon Stewart!

      P.S. Great Blog info.

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      • sonofsam
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        • Dec 2004
        • 18644

        #4
        i know what the good ship chio is... first 20 epass gets the info.... hahhaha jk chio
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        • Paraskass
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          • May 2002
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          #5

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          • xiando
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            #6
            Wahahhaha YOU RULE!!!
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            • Wiggles
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              • May 2004
              • 14423

              #7
              hahaha great pics as usual!!
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              • Juicy D. Links
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                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                lollllllll I love it

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                • d00t
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                  • Sep 2002
                  • 3766

                  #9
                  haha

                  quite a photo album you're coming along with;)

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                  • wes
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                    • Apr 2002
                    • 3150

                    #10
                    too funny.

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                    • xclusive
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                      • Apr 2004
                      • 35218

                      #11
                      lol great pics remember to bring the parachute when you have to walk the plank

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                      • GiantGnome
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                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4344

                        #12
                        damn you chio. all this time i have been trying to be annoied with you for the fake nic, but you just made me smile. i think im turning into a fan.
                        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                        • buddyjuf

                          #13

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                          • axelcat
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                            • Jun 2002
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                            #14

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                            • Fucksakes
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                              • Dec 2003
                              • 7567

                              #15
                              you are very talented with your gfy nick, I am entertained.

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                              • baddog
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                                • Apr 2001
                                • 107089

                                #16
                                Originally posted by GiantGnome
                                damn you chio. all this time i have been trying to be annoied with you for the fake nic, but you just made me smile. i think im turning into a fan.

                                How can you not be a fan? I have never been a fan of anyone before Chio.

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                                • sniperwolf
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                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 17743

                                  #17
                                  you really do good in this stuff chio!!! BUsiness with Pleasure... you Rock!
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                                  • BradM
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                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 3397

                                    #18
                                    This guy is beyond funny at this point.

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                                    • reynold
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                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 51271

                                      #19
                                      you really rock chio!

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                                      • Meta Ridley
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                                        • Sep 2003
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                                        #20
                                        it doesnt get old
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                                        • jigg
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                                          • Feb 2002
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                                          #21
                                          nice buldge
                                          ......
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                                          • J$tyle$
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                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 11500

                                            #22
                                            You have a HUGE fan club and following here, Chio!

                                            You really need to build this out!



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                                            • Downtime
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                                              • May 2004
                                              • 7320

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                              Funny and Informative at the same time! It's like the Daily Show with Jon Stewart!

                                              P.S. Great Blog info.

                                              very cool blog info!!!
                                              #27024067

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                                              • 2HousePlague
                                                CURATOR
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 14572

                                                #24
                                                Yes, that helps, Chio -- that helps a lot.

                                                Thanks!


                                                j-
                                                tada!

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                                                • Chio The Pirate
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                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 946

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by GiantGnome
                                                  damn you chio. all this time i have been trying to be annoied with you for the fake nic, but you just made me smile. i think im turning into a fan.

                                                  YARGH! I'll try harder!

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                                                  • dennisthemenace
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                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 2668

                                                    #26
                                                    Don't miss out on the merchandising opportunity you're creating


                                                    I sure as hell would wear a Chio shirt
                                                    All the best to you

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                                                    • sumphatpimp
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                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 5235

                                                      #27
                                                      so when does the Chio paysite launch?
                                                      I want to be the first affiliate and make mad cash selling this stuff.
                                                      You are very funny pirate and you are foolish if you don't make bank on this.

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                                                      • Ogix
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                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 1025

                                                        #28
                                                        funny as always

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                                                        • Chio The Pirate
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 946

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                                                          so when does the Chio paysite launch?
                                                          I want to be the first affiliate and make mad cash selling this stuff.
                                                          You are very funny pirate and you are foolish if you don't make bank on this.

                                                          Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                                          YARGH!

                                                          ..........
                                                          ..........

                                                          YARGH!



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                                                          • Furious_Female
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                                                            • Oct 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Oh My God... love the pics!!
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                                                            • Tania
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                                                              • Apr 2004
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                                                              #31
                                                              wooooooow cool pics

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                                                              • Twe Russ
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                                                                #32
                                                                Maybe you can smile sometime?

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                                                                • BradM
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                                                                  #33

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                                                                  • bangman
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Excellent info about phpgiggle. Thanks Chio.
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                                                                    • HpicAnn
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      LOL thanks for sharing Chio!!
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                                                                      • Chio The Pirate
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by BradM

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                                                                        • Schwick
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Didn't silvercash give away a Harley like that?

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                                                                          • sickkittens
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            And to think I thought I would get sick of Chio when he first came around.

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                                                                            • feN
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Yaaarrrgggg!

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                                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                best alterego ever!

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                                                                                • Cory W
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I can honestly say this was likely the best post on this board in some time. I actually learned something.
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                                                                                  • loverboy
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                                                                                    • May 2003
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    man, u turn my laugh upside down lol

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                                                                                    • mardigras
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                                                                                      • 14194

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      More hilarity from the chio chop shop, great pics
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                                                                                      • Honez
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Great info Chio. Will you have my baby?
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                                                                                        • sweetME
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Funny pics


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                                                                                          • ArkansasDave
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            good ones
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                                                                                            • Chio The Pirate
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Honez
                                                                                              Great info Chio. Will you have my baby?



                                                                                              I'll need some pics first but...


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                                                                                              • Theo The Theologian
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                                                                                                #48


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                                                                                                • tranza
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                                                                                  I can honestly say this was likely the best post on this board in some time. I actually learned something.
                                                                                                  thanks...exactly my words
                                                                                                  I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    i dont have the guts
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