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  • adultchica
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2005
    • 5141

    #1

    Omfg

    My mother in law just called, said her husband (they have only been married 6 years i think) was throwing dishes at her and gashed her face. Now my huge 6'5" 200 lbs husband is on his way over there. I couldn't stop him from leaving, I know something bad is going to happen. Sounds like I might be having to bail him out of jail!

    OMG.
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Can I come over to comfort you?

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    • BlingDaddy
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2004
      • 6343

      #3
      Originally posted by Spunky
      Can I come over to comfort you?
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      • uno
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        • Dec 2002
        • 18450

        #4
        Do you really live in the south?
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        • Sosa
          In Tushy Land
          • Oct 2002
          • 40149

          #5
          some real life drama?

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          • brizzad
            holla
            • Jul 2003
            • 11769

            #6
            post your boobs

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            • iBanker
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2004
              • 2758

              #7
              Originally posted by adultchica
              My mother in law just called, said her husband (they have only been married 6 years i think) was throwing dishes at her and gashed her face. Now my huge 6'5" 200 lbs husband is on his way over there. I couldn't stop him from leaving, I know something bad is going to happen. Sounds like I might be having to bail him out of jail!

              OMG.
              fucking rednecks.
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              • adultchica
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2005
                • 5141

                #8
                Not funny uno. I know it sounds very Southern-typical. But my mother in law and her husband are usually very quiet, polite people. I don't know what happened. It was out of the blue. I'm just going to sit here by the phone and hope the police don't call me! Not much I could do to stop him from going. He's the sort of guy that will defend his mother's honor till the death. I'll check back in shortly with what happens.

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                • MrIzzz
                  If u touch it, I will cum
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 22923

                  #9
                  i'm 6-3 215 lbs, that means i'm huge too

                  damn i need to diet


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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Pack up the kids and head for the sheltor..he may come home with beats on his mind

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                    • Damian_Maxcash
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 12745

                      #11
                      Welcome to my world....

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                      • uvort
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 3580

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MrIzzz
                        i'm 6-3 215 lbs, that means i'm huge too

                        damn i need to diet
                        Wow.. well fuck. I'm 6' 5" 270... I must be a fucking ogre..
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                        • KingK7
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 6372

                          #13
                          Do you guys live in the same trailerpark, or...?

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                          • iBanker
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 2758

                            #14
                            Originally posted by KingK7
                            Do you guys live in the same trailerpark, or...?
                            lol
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                            • OG LennyT
                              Wall Street Pimp
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 14345

                              #15
                              Originally posted by adultchica
                              huge 6'5" 200 lbs husband

                              OMG.
                              feed the poor guy
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                              • KingK7
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 6372

                                #16
                                This episode of "Cops" is due in December 2005.

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                                • OG LennyT
                                  Wall Street Pimp
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 14345

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by KingK7
                                  This episode of "Cops" is due in December 2005.
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                                  • uno
                                    RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 18450

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by adultchica
                                    Not funny uno. I know it sounds very Southern-typical. But my mother in law and her husband are usually very quiet, polite people. I don't know what happened. It was out of the blue. I'm just going to sit here by the phone and hope the police don't call me! Not much I could do to stop him from going. He's the sort of guy that will defend his mother's honor till the death. I'll check back in shortly with what happens.
                                    I hope everything goes well. Believe me I don't mean malice, but I saw your location and saw the story and it just sort of makes sense.
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                                    • uno
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                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 18450

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                      i'm 6-3 215 lbs, that means i'm huge too

                                      damn i need to diet
                                      Damn, you are that tall? I always thought you looked big cause you were standing next to Juicy, who is around 4'8
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                                      • iwantchixx
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 12860

                                        #20
                                        "huge 6'5" 200 lbs husband"


                                        HAHA


                                        HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

                                        HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

                                        That's not huge

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                                        • adultchica
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 5141

                                          #21
                                          LOL ok so he's about 6'5" 220 lbs...I just put 200 ya know to say he was around 200 lbs. ANd no you guys are not huge ...sorry for the implication. He is just a lbig guy guy. He has pretty big arms and a broad shouldered frame, but no he's not a huge guy. Come on I'm a shorty and skinny, he's big to me.

                                          On to the rest of the story. He is home now and cooling off. Apparently he didn't beat the shit out of father-in-law like I thought he would. Everything is okay and he's not in jail lol. He just made sure nothing else would happen. Father in law ended up hitting mother in law a few more times though before he got there. Mother in law is safe and not in the house with him anymore, she's with her daughter. Big shock to us. He seemed like a nice guy.........always quiet.

                                          I think I learned a lesson though. First of all, I won't always assume because someone is quiet and polite in front of me that they are the same behind closed doors. And second, never post family probs on GFY. I learned my lesson LOL. I was just a little scared because I've seen my husband really pissed like fight-mode and tonight was one of those nights. I was here alone and worried.

                                          He kept his cool though. Everything is okay. Oh, and no we don't live in the same trailer park LOL. I live in a house, they lived in a house. No trailers here.

                                          Geez, being from the South really sucks a mean one sometimes.
                                          Last edited by adultchica; 10-20-2005, 10:47 PM.

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                                          • iBanker
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 2758

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by adultchica
                                            LOL ok so he's about 6'5" 220 lbs...I just put 200 ya know to say he was around 200 lbs. ANd no you guys are not huge ...sorry for the implication. He is just a large guy. He has pretty big arms and a broad shouldered frame, but no he's not a huge guy. He's a big guy, I guess. Come on I'm a shorty and skinny, he's big to me.

                                            On to the rest of the story. He is home now and cooling off. Apparently he didn't beat the shit out of father-in-law like I thought he would. Everything is okay and he's not in jail lol. He just made sure nothing else would happen. Father in law ended up hitting mother in law a few more times though before we got there. Mother in law is safe and not in the house with him anymore, she's with her daughter. Big shock to us. He seemed like a nice guy.........always quiet.

                                            I think I learned a lesson though. First of all, I won't always assume because someone is quiet and polite in front of me that they are the same behind closed doors. And second, never post family probs on GFY. I learned my lesson LOL. I was just a little scared because I've seen my husband really pissed like fight-mode and tonight was one of those nights. I was here alone and worried.

                                            He kept his cool though. Everything is okay. Oh, and no we don't live in the same trailer park LOL. I live in a house, they lived in a house. No trailers here.

                                            Geez, being from the South really sucks a mean one sometimes.
                                            Just take it with a grain of salt, nobody meant to be mean, just making light of the situation

                                            Cheers.
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                                            • sniperwolf
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 17743

                                              #23
                                              oh it's worth a read... hope everything goes well with your mother in law
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                                              • Morgan
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 10520

                                                #24
                                                6'5", 200 LBS = huge?????

                                                LOL.

                                                That guy could hang-glide from a dorito!!!!!

                                                shit, he could hoola hoop through a freakin' cheerio!!

                                                lololol
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                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 51692

                                                  #25
                                                  6"5 and 200 is huge ? he must look like a toothpick
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                                                  • 96ukssob
                                                    So Fucking Banananananas
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 12991

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                    i'm 6-3 215 lbs, that means i'm huge too

                                                    damn i need to diet
                                                    6"3" 270 lbs... im a chunker!

                                                    nah, but I was taking some lifting "supplements" so under my layers of protective fat, there is muscle
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                                                    • Morgan
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 10520

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by adultchica
                                                      Sounds like I might be having to bail him out of jail!

                                                      OMG.

                                                      shit, at 6'5", 200 lbs, he will just squeeze through the bars in his cell and escape untraced.
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                                                      • Bosco
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Sep 2004
                                                        • 623

                                                        #28
                                                        this has gotten a little too stupid for me.....i wont comment....

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                                                        • LiveDose
                                                          Show Yer Tits!
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 25792

                                                          #29
                                                          Glad everything worked out. However now that the Mom is safe and out of the house he should go back there and fuck him up.

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                                                          • Bosco
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Sep 2004
                                                            • 623

                                                            #30
                                                            i'm 5'11 and 250 pounds and can eat 135 chicken wings....gosh....i need a diet?....anyone?....i heard something about a coke diet?....definatly interested if anyone knows it...they told me it would only cost about 5 k a week :P :P :P :P

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                                                            • KingK7
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 6372

                                                              #31
                                                              Good that everything is ok now

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                                                              • Markit
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 1305

                                                                #32
                                                                oh shit i called an ambulance for nothing...

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                                                                • OG LennyT
                                                                  Wall Street Pimp
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 14345

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                                  Glad everything worked out. However now that the Mom is safe and out of the house he should go back there and fuck him up.

                                                                  Guys who hit women=pussies.
                                                                  exactly
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                                                                  • Red Ezra
                                                                    redezra.com
                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                    • 4678

                                                                    #34
                                                                    coul dhave been bad - glad to hear everything is calm like a bomb

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                                                                    • sickbeatz
                                                                      The Hustler
                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 4993

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Morgan
                                                                      6'5", 200 LBS = huge?????

                                                                      LOL.

                                                                      That guy could hang-glide from a dorito!!!!!

                                                                      shit, he could hoola hoop through a freakin' cheerio!!

                                                                      lololol
                                                                      LOL that actually made me "laugh out loud"

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                                                                      • Ace-wtf
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                                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                                        • 2983

                                                                        #36
                                                                        drama under control

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                                                                        • Screaming
                                                                          I can change this!!!!!
                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 18972

                                                                          #37
                                                                          so howed it end?

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                                                                          • hova
                                                                            Traffillionaire
                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                            • 22430

                                                                            #38
                                                                            drama is over, bye bye
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                                                                            • KRL
                                                                              Entrepreneur
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 31429

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Ask any cop what situation they hate dealing with the most and its the domestic violence calls. Those situations always get nasty nasty and brings out the very worst in people.
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                                                                              • Quagmire
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2005
                                                                                • 6490

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Can we get an update when the COPS episode will air? Was a taser involved at any point? If so, call Howard Stern. They love the taser clips.

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                                                                                • adultchica
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                  • 5141

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  LMAO..he's 6'5" 220 just to clarify in case no one read my update thread!!!! He's a muscular guy. And you guys are NOT FAT! Geez! I put that he was 200 just to say he's around 200 lbs. Geez.

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                                                                                  • Phoenix
                                                                                    BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                    • 35475

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    i fear for the person who slashes my mothers face

                                                                                    and i fear the jailtime it will bring me when i take a bat to theirs

                                                                                    but i guess i am just that stupid
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                                                                                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                      • 14809

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by uno
                                                                                      Damn, you are that tall? I always thought you looked big cause you were standing next to Juicy, who is around 4'8
                                                                                      That was LOW..no pun intended. (maybe a little)...Damn its neverending.

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                                                                                      • u-Bob
                                                                                        there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                                        • 33063

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        this thread is useless without pics.

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                                                                                        • uno
                                                                                          RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 18450

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by mdcq
                                                                                          That was LOW..no pun intended. (maybe a little)...Damn its neverending.
                                                                                          Ok, a bit of hyperbole, but he's 5'6 or 5'7
                                                                                          -uno
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                                                                                          • wdsguy
                                                                                            Ryde or Die
                                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                                            • 19568

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            next time u need some comfort, theres alot of lads on gfy that can service u for free.

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