Dad found my fleshlight!

[bjjb]

He was over at my house today and saw the shipping boxes on my couch and picked on of the tubes up and wanted to know what it was. So I showed him the insert and told him it was a sex toy. If he ever doubted I was a perv I dont think he does now I said I had a couple of extras and did he want one. He just smiled, shook his head and left. hehe I almost gave him one for Xmas. Just what every 59 year old man needs

[adultchica]

LMAO@bjjb ....

[Jarmusch]

If you ever offer your dad a fleshlight, make sure you include the complimentary tube of lube and viagra.

[Sosa]

omg lol! that would have been hilarious

[OG LennyT]

It is a good gift idea.... although a bit strange giving one to pops

LOL

[Manowar]

[hentaivip]

[Juicy D. Links]

Lmaoooooo

[sickkittens]

I showed my family Mr. Limpy on XMas. That was a good laugh.

[TheLegacy]

not sure I would have told him - I'd always be fearful using it afterwards that he maybe snuck it into the bathroom and used it sometime when I didn't know - kind of sick and something to think about next time you whip it out

[bjjb]

lol no problem. I have 3 and my "baby" isnt left out in the open lol

[cool1]

rotflmao good one

[jacked]

thats to fucking funny

[lagwagon]

thats really funny

[SMG]

I wouldve told him it was a special kind of glass, poured some beer into the slit and offered it to him with "cheers!"

[bjjb]

I wouldve told him it was a special kind of glass, poured some beer into the slit and offered it to him with "cheers!"

[Ramos]

lololololololol

[Scroto]

classic lol

[pussyluver]

He was over at my house today and saw the shipping boxes on my couch and picked on of the tubes up and wanted to know what it was. So I showed him the insert and told him it was a sex toy. If he ever doubted I was a perv I dont think he does now I said I had a couple of extras and did he want one. He just smiled, shook his head and left. hehe I almost gave him one for Xmas. Just what every 59 year old man needs

Hey there sunny!!! I'm 57 and manage a hardon without Viagra. Maybe dad does just fine on his own. Now when you're is age, what's it gonna be?? Limp cock or what? I've seen couples in their late seventies having sex at a singers club. GrandPa was nice and hard. Of course no one wanted to swing with 'em, but they had a blast on their own.

Think Baddog is in his 50s too. So your saying he can't get it up anymore? He's prolly doing more pussy than most on the board. So start now, ya got a long way to catch up to either one of us. I shouldn't of spoke out on behalf of baddog, but he get's some shit. Us AARP guys got to stick together.

[bjjb]

LOL@Sunny! hehe Hell im 40. Im not saying any thing bad about old folks and sex. Im suire dad or you or any other old man can get it up any time ya want. I sure as hell hope I can when im your age hehe

[Vitasoy]

lol.. glad I wasn't drinking anything

[clickhappy]

great story
was it the lips, pussy, or the butt hole?

[Adultnet]

omg... lol

[sonofsam]

LMAO@bjjb ....

LMAO@adultchica LMAO@bjjb

LMAOx5734

[bjjb]

great story
was it the lips, pussy, or the butt hole?

Pussy. I found the lips one to look way too much lke a guy and I aint into gay sex. And im not into anal.

[Alleged Indecent Exposure]

bjjb, most know you as the dude that meets dudes in public restrooms for anonymous sex.

No need to deny your "secret" desires for strange man cock, we are all friends here.

Your fleshlight fantasy secret is safe with me!

[pornguy]

Wonder what mom would think??? My mom would not understand. She is wayyyy to old.

[Spunky]

Even Dads rub one out

[bjjb]

bjjb, most know you as the dude that meets dudes in public restrooms for anonymous sex.

No need to deny your "secret" desires for strange man cock, we are all friends here.

Your fleshlight fantasy secret is safe with me!

Hey that was a LONG time ago and you swore youd never tell , fucker

[bjjb]

I was over at mom and dads today and she didnt look at me funny or anything so i guess my secrets safe from her. I think maybe cause dads gonna come back and ask for one later. lol

[Rui]

Hey there sunny!!! I'm 57 and manage a hardon without Viagra. Maybe dad does just fine on his own. Now when you're is age, what's it gonna be?? Limp cock or what? I've seen couples in their late seventies having sex at a singers club. GrandPa was nice and hard. Of course no one wanted to swing with 'em, but they had a blast on their own.

Think Baddog is in his 50s too. So your saying he can't get it up anymore? He's prolly doing more pussy than most on the board. So start now, ya got a long way to catch up to either one of us. I shouldn't of spoke out on behalf of baddog, but he get's some shit. Us AARP guys got to stick together.

ouuchh did it touched a nerve or something? no need to get all pissed

[je_rome]

I think maybe cause dads gonna come back and ask for one later. lol

you bet. just wait a while and he'll bring his friends over.

[bjjb]

you bet. just wait a while and he'll bring his friends over.

Hes got a couple of hotties he shares a ride to and from work with. Wish to hell he would bring them over lol

[eZe]

bjjb - That is funny dude.
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[MandyBlake]

you don't put your sex toys away before your family comes over? lol

[Alex]

Think Baddog is in his 50s too. So your saying he can't get it up anymore? He's prolly doing more pussy than most on the board.

[nico-t]

seriously when id get a fleshlight for free id give it to my dads birthday. I already gave him a porn flick in the past haha..

[baddog]

Think Baddog is in his 50s too. So your saying he can't get it up anymore? He's prolly doing more pussy than most on the board. So start now, ya got a long way to catch up to either one of us. I shouldn't of spoke out on behalf of baddog, but he get's some shit. Us AARP guys got to stick together.

I don't think I have ever even seen a viagra tablet

[bjjb]

bjjb - That is funny dude.
hey post here to win a flesh light and for free time to chat with hot live cam girls. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=558346

But ive already got 3 man. WTF do I need another one for? lol

[woj]

[pussyluver]

ouuchh did it touched a nerve or something? no need to get all pissed

[pussyluver]

I don't think I have ever even seen a viagra tablet

Wanna buy some? Or try SensiPill! see sig.

With the young ladies I see you with baddog, not to worry, you won't be needing any pills...

[reynold]

Your Dad wished there was a fleshlight during his time.

[bjjb]

Your Dad wished there was a fleshlight during his time.

He had a stack of Hustlers Penthouses and other good mags. None of the Playboy stuff. ;) Didnt need a fleshlight

[DraX]

you gave me a good laugh haha