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Goldmaniacs · 01-04-2006, 05:55 PM

discuss.

lyn1 · 01-04-2006, 05:59 PM

Get a tranny. It is part of the service.

Lyn

Goldmaniacs · 01-04-2006, 06:02 PM

I never thought of that

Spunky · 01-04-2006, 06:04 PM

Get her doggystyle and just slip it in by accident..push her head deep in the pillow to muffle screams

Harmon · 01-04-2006, 06:05 PM

I was hoping this thread was a way to get my car to fuck me:

Goldmaniacs · 01-04-2006, 06:09 PM

transmission that is

polle54 · 01-04-2006, 06:15 PM

do some tracing, find anal_hobbit and I'm sure he can help you out

boner 2.0 · 01-04-2006, 06:17 PM

1. call the escort
2. pay the escort
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

Goldmaniacs · 01-04-2006, 06:20 PM

I like the profit part, not sure I understood the rest

PixeLs · 01-04-2006, 06:24 PM

No extra charge=No anal treat for you

Trixie Racer · 01-04-2006, 06:50 PM

Find an escort who truely enjoys anal

Mike Okitch · 01-04-2006, 07:01 PM

You are an IDIOT!

She will pack up, leave and you will have lost the money you will have paid on her.

Plus, don't ever think that escorts go to clients without someone knowing where they're going. Hell, her driver might be at your building's door and doing that shit will at best get you beat up to a pulp.

If one is pissed off enough, she might even try to go the legal route and try to charge you with assault and/or rape. Sure, she will have to admit to hooking but you will have a hell of a time trying to explain why you where trying to stick it in her ass.

Lace · 01-04-2006, 07:15 PM

your sig sucks

Mike Okitch · 01-04-2006, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Lace

your sig sucks

chupacabra · 01-04-2006, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

You are an IDIOT!

She will pack up, leave and you will have lost the money you will have paid on her.

Plus, don't ever think that escorts go to clients without someone knowing where they're going. Hell, her driver might be at your building's door and doing that shit will at best get you beat up to a pulp.

If one is pissed off enough, she might even try to go the legal route and try to charge you with assault and/or rape. Sure, she will have to admit to hooking but you will have a hell of a time trying to explain why you where trying to stick it in her ass.

lol, assault? as if..

Mike Okitch · 01-04-2006, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra

lol, assault? as if..

I'm not saying a judge wouldn't throw it out. In fact, that's what would happen.

But it wouldn't stop someone pissed off enough from trying.

gornyhuy · 01-04-2006, 07:25 PM

Just get a fucking boyfriend you fag.

Pornwolf · 01-04-2006, 08:51 PM

Daaaaaaamn. Don't hold your punches do ya gornyhuy!? LOL

adultchica · 01-04-2006, 08:52 PM

This is one for Anal Hobbit to answer. Please indulge us OH WISE ONE

Diego · 01-04-2006, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldmaniacs

discuss.

Do you bring your lunch or walk to work? seriously.

sfera · 01-04-2006, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1

Get a tranny. It is part of the service.

Lyn

Goldmaniacs · 01-04-2006, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diego

Do you bring your lunch or walk to work? seriously.

Start your own thread

and no to both

Goldmaniacs · 01-05-2006, 07:28 PM

gron-hoy, word is you are a closet transvestite. What's your problem, are you jealous of the girls on my sites?

dudette · 03-18-2006, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica

This is one for Anal Hobbit to answer. Please indulge us OH WISE ONE

He can't because he's got an Erectile Dysfunction.

Ask the escorts he screwed.

dudette

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