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  • PaulB IYP
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 2164
    #1

    Wifely Expectations - Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages

    What an Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...tract1.html??2
    paulb@itsyourporn
    icq 292627919
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    • Harmon
      ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
      • Mar 2004
      • 20012
      #2



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        • Manowar
          jellyfish  
          • Dec 2003
          • 71528
          #3
          hahaha damn

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            • xNetworx
              So Fucking What
              • Jan 2004
              • 14445
              #4
              What a psycho~!

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                • ForteCash
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                  • Feb 2006
                  • 3278
                  #5
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                    • Web Lass
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 609
                      #6
                      OMFG








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                        • luv$
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                          • Dec 2004
                          • 6158
                          #7
                          Wouldn't this be ideal though for a submissive partner?
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                            • sicone
                              Retired
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 18453
                              #8
                              Gotta make a few changes then gonna print it out. I wonder if my lady will sign it

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                                • GlydeGirl
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 1516
                                  #9
                                  It's a great slave contract -- now all ya gotta do is find a woman willing to sign it! LOL

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                                    • tristan_D
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 7865
                                      #10
                                      that would be a marriage made in hell
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                                        • PixeLs
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 11922
                                          #11
                                          Nothing like living a married life under such contract..

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                                            • reynold
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271
                                              #12
                                              marriage contracts should not impair husband's vested rights... i'd rather be imprisoned than sign a contract of that kind.

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                                                • Raven
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 6874
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by luv$
                                                  Wouldn't this be ideal though for a submissive partner?
                                                  Only if spanking were involved....and, anal butt plugs.
                                                  Raven

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                                                    • Phoenix
                                                      BACON BACON BACON
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 35475
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by platinumfeedspaul
                                                      What an Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                      http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...tract1.html??2

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                                                        • PaulB IYP
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 2164
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Raven
                                                          Only if spanking were involved....and, anal butt plugs.
                                                          Nice Bump Raven
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                                                            • Web Lass
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                              • 609
                                                              #16
                                                              I sent that Smoking Gun link to a friend of mine yesterday... all of a sudden today he goes...

                                                              my friend: I gotta say, that contract thing was a good idea
                                                              my friend: I'm writing one up now
                                                              me: LOL
                                                              me: You realize that dude is a sick fuck.
                                                              my friend: NO TALKING BACK
                                                              my friend: YOU LOSE 3 GBD'S
                                                              me: ...
                                                              me: :: sobs ::
                                                              me: :: goes to shave her chest and from her belly button to her anus ::
                                                              my friend: there's a good girl
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                                                                • GlydeGirl
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                  • 1516
                                                                  #17
                                                                  The funniest thing in that contract is that the guy demands blowjobs for ONLY 5 minutes... he's either a premature ejaculator or he's never had a decent blowjob in his life! If I was to impose a contract like that, I'd make sure my oral sex sessions lasted AT LEAST 30 minutes.

                                                                  All that work and he screws up the most important part! What an idiot! LOL

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                                                                    • Drake
                                                                      Hello world!
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 12508
                                                                      #18
                                                                      he gave that a lot of thought

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                                                                        • Sony
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 495
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by MaskTVMaura
                                                                          It's a great slave contract -- now all ya gotta do is find a woman willing to sign it! LOL
                                                                          Get a 3rd world wife and will do everything written there, you don't even need to make her sign.

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                                                                            • dbavaria
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                              • 404
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Smart guy, atleast hes got it in writing...

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                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 133978
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Now that is a contract lol

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