How many of you report your real income to IRS?

[Code4Fun]

Now that I?m self employed and full time model, I was wondering what to report as far as my income. From what I understand a lot of people here work in adult industry and would like to hear their advice.

[StickyGreen]

i report everything. i fuck with a lot of people, but not the irs...

[BigDeanEvans]

report everything you make but play with your expenses. write as much as you can off and play in the gray area.

[madawgz]

if your earnings are less than 30,000 a year you dont have to pay tax

[woj]

I wouldn't fuck with the irs, you may get away with it a few times, but then you will eventually get busted... and then once they calculate int the fines and interest, you will be majorly fucked..

[Code4Fun]

Would it help if I have offshore account?

[pr0]

is this chick smoking rocks?

[soulboy]

report everything you make but play with your expenses. write as much as you can off and play in the gray area.

[marketsmart]

Would it help if I have offshore account?

yes, it will help the govt tack on money laundering.....

[bdld]

pay all of your taxes and you'll sleep well at night.

[BusterBunny]

call it a sexual favor and taxes are exempt...

[Malicious Biz]

I have no income to report because people absolutely refuse to see sig

[bdld]

if you dont want to pay US taxes, your best bet is moving away.

[BluMedia]

Who is this IRS you speak of?

Yeah no fucking with the IRS they can fuckup your world. Get a good accountant and tax guy.

Mark

[sexxxydesign.com]

what are taxes? :P

[Mr Pheer]

[sexxxydesign.com]

crest whitestrips?

[Gentle_Ben]

is this chick smoking rocks?

apparently yeah asking how to cheat the gov on taxes on a webmaster board doesnt sound like a GREAT idea.

[u-Bob]

Be smart, pay your taxes like the rest of us.

[polish_aristocrat]

Be smart, pay your taxes like the rest of us.

according to a poll from few years ago 50% ppl here dont pay taxes....

someone could make a new one

[Webby]

what are taxes? :P

A further refinement of extortion, - invented by a few countries to make their citizens criminals when they don't pay enough.

Sadistic civilized societies also force folks to sign tax documents on an annual basis - otherwise and they can be criminals for making inaccuracies or not signing.

In a way, it's like a religous cult where you contribute a percentage of your income towards deserving causes - like the construction of aircraft to bomb people and paying of salaries to govt employees who waste the rest. The moment you don't contribute - you get excommunicated.

Now, don't you just like real freedom and not having to pay that nasty stuff without it being "illegal"?

[MickeyG]

if you get paid in cash no need to report it, otherwise you have to.

your best bet is to get a good accountant, they will save you money in the long run.

[Gentle_Ben]

A further refinement of extortion, - invented by a few countries to make their citizens criminals when they don't pay enough.

Sadistic civilized societies also force folks to sign tax documents on an annual basis - otherwise and they can be criminals for making inaccuracies or not signing.

In a way, it's like a religous cult where you contribute a percentage of your income towards deserving causes - like the construction of aircraft to bomb people and paying of salaries to govt employees who waste the rest. The moment you don't contribute - you get excommunicated.

Now, don't you just like real freedom and not having to pay that nasty stuff without it being "illegal"?

amen to that!

[Webby]

according to a poll from few years ago 50% ppl here dont pay taxes....

Prob 25% "supposed" webmasters here don't even earn a living to pay tax.

10% are prob not US citizens and have the freedom to organize their tax affairs and are legally not liable for any taxes.

15% are incapable running a biz or filling a tax form - but live off epassporte and totally convinced they won't get caught out.

[Barefootsies]

if your earnings are less than 30,000 a year you dont have to pay tax

[Barefootsies]

Prob 25% "supposed" webmasters here don't even earn a living to pay tax.

15% are incapable running a biz or filling a tax form - but live off epassporte and totally convinced they won't get caught out.

True dat.

There are a number of epassporte peeps who use it just for that reason. Not to pay taxes. But that card, like any card, has an electronic trail. Maybe a bit shiftier on the surface to trace, but still can be done.

I just pay da man. I'm not happy about paying taxes, but I must, and I do not want them up my ass having me dig out 10 years of receipts and such. So I just save everything now, put my portion in the program, and spreadsheets. Turn it all over to the CPA and let them deal with it.

They tell me how much I need to pay. I complain and curse about it. Then pay them. Life goes on grief free.

[Nicky]

according to a poll from few years ago 50% ppl here dont pay taxes....

someone could make a new one

Im pretty sure that is a accurate figure too

[Paul Waters]

I never pay the IRS a penny!

[clickhappy]

Now that I?m self employed and full time model, I was wondering what to report as far as my income. From what I understand a lot of people here work in adult industry and would like to hear their advice.

of course.
I ctually got audited and they went through my numbers with a fine toothed comb, so dont play games with your taxes.

[Pete-KT]

apparently yeah asking how to cheat the gov on taxes on a webmaster board doesnt sound like a GREAT idea.

And on top of that a webmaster board thats frequently visited by the FBI and other government agencies

[Sosa]

better to fucking pay all your taxes rather then get raped later on.

[dwalliz]

and before some of you even think about cheating on your taxes think Richard Hatch

[SleazyDream]

ummm - all my money is wired though banks.

pretty tough not to report it. everything is recorded and traceable

[webbydeb]

Don't even consider not being honest with your reporting. You'll really regret it. I've known folks who lied and got caught, and it wasn't pretty.

[Snake Doctor]

We pay income taxes on every red cent.

If you structure your company a certain way you can get a break on social security and medicare taxes, but you have to pay income taxes on every cent.

[wedouglas]

ummm - all my money is wired though banks.

pretty tough not to report it. everything is recorded and traceable

I think most money is traceable. Wired or not. It's wether or not your country cooperates with US or vice versa. I think canada does.

[GuerillaTony]

I thought i read the name of the this Thread wrong ! lol
but it was serious .......damn

[HostGladiator]

Now that I?m self employed and full time model, I was wondering what to report as far as my income. From what I understand a lot of people here work in adult industry and would like to hear their advice.

Don't be stupid... What is it with you models not wanting to pay taxes?? Everyone in the US has to pay taxes it's what makes our economy go round. I don't know how many times i've had models ask me "why do i need to fill out a W9? Do I have to pay taxes?" I just wanna tell them of course you do you dumb ass bitch, everyone has to pay taxes. Get your act together and be a reponsible tax paying citizen versus being a money hungry dumbass that will eventually get caught and audited by the IRS. Then you'll be kicking yourself in the ass and saying I should have listened to the Guys and Gals on GFY.

[twinkley]

I report every single dime and penny lol

I already get buttfucked hard enuf by the government ... I sure as hell dont need them showing up at my door for an AUDIT

twinkley

[MrJackMeHoff]

as long as you never did pay you never will have to pay.. Worst thing you can do is lie. Just dont report at all.. Trust me ;) (*cough)

[Peaches]

Every freaking penny. As mentioned previously, I do deduct every expense I can legally expense, but I pay every dime I owe - probably even more just to be sure. I've been through an audit years ago - it's not fun. It's also why there's still a box in my basement labeled "TAX INFO, 1996+"

[davecummings]

I pay EVERYTHING, including cash payments I receive---mostly, it's a moral-ethical thing for me.

Dave

[ElvisManson]

I don't report anything to the IRS...and I wouldn't pay them a dime.

[SirMoby]

REPORT EVERYTHING. EVEN CASH.

Unless you enjoy violent anal penetration.

[Screaming]

I report every penny I make then play with the deducts. Irs is scary.