Decorating tips for my moms basement?

[Malicious Biz]

I need to turn my mom's basement into my pimpin' love nest/workspace/home

can anyone give me any decorating tips? maybe suggest some furniture or something that will bring this place to life?

[poondaddy]

You can turn that pole right there into a stripper pole for starters.

[Malicious Biz]

You can turn that pole right there into a stripper pole for starters.

I can't afford the extra charge the hookers at the truckstop charge me for doing a little strip tease so that suggestion is out.

[Webby]

I need to turn my mom's basement into my pimpin' love nest/workspace/home

can anyone give me any decorating tips? maybe suggest some furniture or something that will bring this place to life?

Definately a pair of French provincial walnut pannetiere cupboards against the wall and perhaps a few English brass planters with lion head handles and definately a English Georgian yew wood oyster veneer four drawer chest.

That should be the start of bringing some culture into you pimpin' love nest

[Bods4Mods]

Ask Potter....I hear he has a wonderful eye

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Ask Potter....I hear he has a wonderful eye

yup hes got the decor eye for the gay guy

[Malicious Biz]

Ask Potter....I hear he has a wonderful eye

You know.. you're right! I should've turned to potter for my interior decorating needs.

[aico]

Talk to SilentKnight, I am sure he can build you some stuff to liven the place up a bit.

edit: you live with your mom???

[Malicious Biz]

Definately a pair of French provincial walnut pannetiere cupboards against the wall and perhaps a few English brass planters with lion head handles and definately a English Georgian yew wood oyster veneer four drawer chest.

That should be the start of bringing some culture into you pimpin' love nest

Can you buy that shit at home depot? it all sounds a little too fancy for home depot.

[Webby]

Can you buy that shit at home depot? it all sounds a little too fancy for home depot.

Well no... some call that fine art and antiques and not normally sold at Home Depot. A few of them existed before the US was ever heard of

[Choppa]

I need to turn my mom's basement into my pimpin' love nest/workspace/home

can anyone give me any decorating tips? maybe suggest some furniture or something that will bring this place to life?

Perhaps some people can photoshop things in there for you

[MrKinkade]

easy thing I see is turning that staircase into a spiral staircase
since you have a return drain and H/c faucets make that a bathroom
drywall off the ceilings and make the lightbulbs florecent or a nice lighting fixture
just my suggestions

after that what ever interior is up to you

[Malicious Biz]

anyone know where I can get some of that old school green shag carpetting? I think that shit would look pimp on the walls.

[flashfire]

try some carpet on the floor

[madawgz]

hmmmmmmmmm, signup to one of those tv programs, they will do it for free

[Malicious Biz]

hmmmmmmmmm, signup to one of those tv programs, they will do it for free

no can do. ty pennington has a restraining order against me

ilu ty if ur reading this <3

[L-Pink]

You need to excavate a side entrance, or were you going to prance those fat hookers thru mom's living-room?

[u-Bob]

You need to excavate a side entrance, or were you going to prance those fat hookers thru mom's living-room?

good point.

[DutchTeenCash]

well it has plenty of room for a nice fussbal pinball or slot

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

i like the shag carpet idea

[gooddomains]

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some hard dicks

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and a lot of open assholes

[gooddomains]

make it a real gay place

[gooddomains]

schoolboy, move out of your moms place, this is really pathetic

[giftedtwisted]

I'm no interior designer but you might try these helpful hints

[Phoenix]

just move out and get your place man ;)

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

I'm no interior designer but you might try these helpful hints

thats a pimpin pad

[pussyluver]

Just get a futon and a desk and staple the ethernet from your router to the floor joists. Why fix it up? Planning on living with mom for a long while? set your sites on your own place

[pussyluver]

BTW the desk and futon should be bought used to add character and save funds to invest in moving forward.

See sig and start making some bling.

[Malicious Biz]

You need to excavate a side entrance, or were you going to prance those fat hookers thru mom's living-room?

yo moms works the night shift down at the plastics factory so night time is mali-time

[NaughtyBelle]

Get MTV to 'Pimp Your Pad'.....

[BoyAlley]

schoolboy, move out of your moms place, this is really pathetic

OMG that's hot.

[Malicious Biz]

I'm no interior designer but you might try these helpful hints

yo the disco ball and richard simmons poster outta get these truckstop hoes pussy wet. fat chicks love richard simmons. but couldn't you have atleast made a closet to hide my butthole fleshlight in? not that I have one or three I'm just saying.