pussyserver hands down the best writer in the biz

[pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE]

post a pic and what effect you want it to have on the viewer / reader for a free sample of my writing skills

my descriptions are so good I made alan greenspan sign up on a site

[BoyAlley]

Ok. I want THIS image to make straight boys horny. Let's hear it.

[nestle]

Wow, good luck. That's going to be a challenge.

PS> If you're writing what BoyAlley requested and you get a boner, you know what that means.

[pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Ok. I want THIS image to make straight boys horny. Let's hear it.

feel my warm magic.....it will soothe you my eyes will never tell what my lips have done to you


gay not really my niche but I will write anything for money

[pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Wow, good luck. That's going to be a challenge.

PS> If you're writing what BoyAlley requested and you get a boner, you know what that means.

nah no boner pussyserver not gay at all plus if I were I doubt david copperfield with give any dude a boner

[pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE]

e mail drae (at) pussyservers.com to spice up your sites with descriptions and stories that will make the virgin mary wet

[PornWriter]

Ok. I want THIS image to make straight boys horny. Let's hear it.

"You don't know me and probably wouldn't give a fuck, too. All you need to know is that I used to hook-up with a supermodel named Claudia Schiffer (provide hotlink to model's naked pics) and I fucked every hole in that sexy body of hers. And you know what? I'm gay! Yes, you too can get a supermodel pussy if you go gay...now, look into my eyes and tell me if you're feeling the urge to kiss my lips and lick my delicious eyebrows."

[fris]

Me and my girlfriend were shopping in a supermarket. For some reason she kept reaching back and touching my dick. I wasn't going to argue. All of a sudden we found ourselves in the middle of the supermarket making out. She said we should go to the meat section. Why, don?t ask me.

We get there and she pulls up her very short skirt, revealing she had no panties on. Then we both sat down on the floor. After a while we were both naked in the supermarket. About 300 people were staring at us. But we ignored them. She sat on my already very hard dick, telling me to bounce her up and down.

We fucked for about an hour in the supermarket, then another girl came and joined. After another hour of a threesome we all got tired. We got the other chick?s number and have had threesomes ever since.

[pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Me and my girlfriend were shopping in a supermarket. For some reason she kept reaching back and touching my dick. I wasn't going to argue. All of a sudden we found ourselves in the middle of the supermarket making out. She said we should go to the meat section. Why, don?t ask me.

We get there and she pulls up her very short skirt, revealing she had no panties on. Then we both sat down on the floor. After a while we were both naked in the supermarket. About 300 people were staring at us. But we ignored them. She sat on my already very hard dick, telling me to bounce her up and down.

We fucked for about an hour in the supermarket, then another girl came and joined. After another hour of a threesome we all got tired. We got the other chick?s number and have had threesomes ever since.

until the day she saw a picture of pussyservers dick on GFY, oh shit was all I could say as I knew this would surely be the begining of the end and my mild manored style of penetrating her wanting cunt would never compete with a pounding of the magnitude this guy was known to deliver

I had to come up with a plan

[pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Any further questions on this topic?

[fris]

your writing blows

[pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE]

your writing blows

your weight , your board... and your daughter ..Blows

[tranza]

Boring...................

[fuzebox]

the "best"?

I think your DR story ruined that claim.

[lazycash]

the "best"?

I think your DR story ruined that claim.

He's the Shakespeare of ebonics.

[pornask]

[BoyAlley]

This thread is gay.

[headless ghost]

Me and my girlfriend were shopping in a supermarket. For some reason she kept reaching back and touching my dick. I wasn't going to argue. All of a sudden we found ourselves in the middle of the supermarket making out. She said we should go to the meat section. Why, don?t ask me.

We get there and she pulls up her very short skirt, revealing she had no panties on. Then we both sat down on the floor. After a while we were both naked in the supermarket. About 300 people were staring at us. But we ignored them. She sat on my already very hard dick, telling me to bounce her up and down.

We fucked for about an hour in the supermarket, then another girl came and joined. After another hour of a threesome we all got tired. We got the other chick?s number and have had threesomes ever since.

you couldn't get a five year old to believe that.

[Brad]

Dude...how can you claim to be the best writer and then post that? You don't even know how to use proper punctuation.

There are at least a hundred people here who can write circles around you. Sorry, but that's just the truth.

[headless ghost]

he can't handle the truth

[GAMEFINEST]

I am proud of you

[cheapgallerydesign]

David was a shy boy growing up. His friends never understood him, his family wanted nothing to do with him, for David was always longing for something he felt he could not have... a man.

The "magic" that David possessed was not something of a supernatural attribute as one might think. David had a very special treat in store for what was about to happen on his 34th birthday.

It was a day like any other for most, however David had something else "up his sleeve". He was on a hunt. A manhunt to be more specific. David was on a trek to have his first fully satisfying sexual encounter with some very lucky fellow. The pact that he had written to himself emblazoned within his being. His mission: simple. To feel a thick and sweaty man cock sliding in and out of his moist doughnut hole.

David began this day driving aimlessly around his hometown of Decatur, Illinois seeking out his man-prey. After hitting several malls, office complexes, etc. he was almost ready to give up when suddenly he was faced with an idea. David was sitting in dead-stop traffic getting frustrated when he relized that his balls were writhing and rolling around in his semi-damp man thong he had donned that ver morning.

"What is it David? What is making your loins boil?" he asked himself.

It was then that David looked over onto the side of the road and saw what would be his first victim. It was Michael.

Michael Mooreside, the studly construction worker that happened to be employed by one of the largest construction contractors in Decatur. There he was, standing roadside with his hands on his hips watching some others do some menial chores.

Michael was amazingly perfect. He wore a white sleeveless teeshirt that was what seemed to David to be about 7 sizes too small. Even from the road David could see that he was glistening with minute beads of sweat and his shirt somewhat soiled in the chest section from all of his hard work. His Jeans fit him perfextly and snug to the point where David could almost see ever pulsating vein in Michael's ram rod from the driver's seat of his car.

What was David to do? He had to rework his plan, and he had to do it with haste.

So he pulled over and got bumfucked!

^^^ Ok, I am getting tired of typing lol

[headless ghost]

The cock stood tall and proud. Nine inches in length and nearly three and a half inches in diameter. She had sucked cock before, but not quit this big. She put her head closer to the phallus and savored the aroma of the male organ. It smelled strong and musky. The essence of adult male.

She placed her lips on the head and licked. It tasted salty. But another flavor which was hard for her to categorize was present. She couldn?t describe it but it only came from a man. She licked all over the head in tiny swirls capturing a drop of precum, savoring the viscous fluid. She loved precum. She loved the taste, she loved the smell. It was the preview of what was to come.

He moaned in ecstasy from the swirling tongue. She knew he would not last long if she kept this up. Time to move on she told herself. The warm wet pleasure giving instrument moved down to the shaft. Her tongue explored the length and breath of the engorged cock. She always liked to trace the patterns created by the swollen blood vessels in the cock. Her tongue was warm and wet. The warm saliva bathed his cock. The harassing tongue continued its exploration of the meaty prick. Up and down it licked while her lips sucked and planted wet little kisses all over the shaft; finally moving down to the balls. Her tongue bathed the scrotum in warm slippery wetness. She sucked each ball gently, taking each in her mouth giving it a gentle tug before releasing it. Again he moaned with pleasure. Showtime she thought. Time to see what he is made of.

She turned her attention to the head letting it slip into her mouth. Slowly she bobbed her head up and down on the cock, her moist warm lips gliding over the turgid organ as if it were a finely oiled machine. Precise in movement; determined in purpose. This was the part she liked the best. She could simply let her mind go blank and enjoy the knowledge that she was in total control of this man. She quickened the pace. Up and down up and down the head went, faster and faster. Tighter and tighter his body became. He surely couldn?t last much longer. But he didn?t want it to ever end. He wanted this warm wet orifice pleasuring his cock forever. This slut could give one hell of a good blowjob. And he knew she loved it.

She had him now, and she knew it. She bobbed her head in long fast strokes, using her tongue to caress the length of the cock; then to swirl around the head and insert itself into the pee hole to scoop out the precum that she loved to taste. Then it was back down the shaft letting teeth oh so gently scrape at the sensitive head sending shockwaves of pleasure coursing through the sensitive nerves of the cock and finally through his whole body. And finally the journey ended at the balls, letting the tip of her tongue glide over the top of the scrotum, saliva escaping from the corners of her mouth and coated his balls making them glisten in the dim light. His heart was pounding at a fever pitch, every nerve in his body alive and racked with indescribable pleasure.

His hips begin a thrusting motion. He is no longer in control of his body. No longer aware of anything but this mouth that is sucking his cock. That is all that matters. Up and down and up and down the mouth goes. Teeth scarping the shaft and head, rubbing the cock raw. Tongue assaulting the sensitive head and piss hole both giving pleasure and hurting at the same time. Soft wet lips and tongue gliding and lubricating. Faster and faster. His hands reach out and grasp her head. He must have control. He must. It is far too late to think or reason; it is time to act. He begins to fuck her mouth as if it were a pussy. His thrusts are fast, hard and violent. His cock penetrates deeply, assaulting her oral cavity with a vengeance. He uses his cock as if it were a weapon to punish her mouth; thrusting in and out and in and out with ever faster strokes.

Soon it starts. That boiling feeling deep in his balls. It is time. He doesn?t want it to ever end, but it must. His fucking of her mouth is even faster and more violent than before. Faster. Deeper. Faster. Deeper. His cock swells. His scrotum constricts. She can feel his cock swell in her mouth. She knows what she has been working for is near. His whole body stiffens. Muscles tight: nerves ringing in agony. His cock and balls begin to hurt. His hands move from the back of her head to her ears to get a better gripe; smashing her face into his groin. His swollen cock is so far into her throat she can not breathe, the engorged organ and her wet pliant lips form a perfect air tight seal. She fears she may suffocate. He pulls his cock back only a few inches and then thrusts deeper into her throat, the cock now firmly embedded deep in her throat, his hairy balls resting on her chin and then she begins to gag. She just can?t relax her throat muscles enough to accommodate this ravaging invader. She fears she will vomit and drown in her own puke. She can?t breathe, she must have air. He pulls his cock out for a second, she gasps for air, then he plunges the cock turned battering ram right back in; this time deeper than ever, the head of his cock scarping against the walls of her throat. His gripe on her ears is getting tighter and tighter as he fucks her throat. Again and again he rams his cock down her throat; fucking it for all that he is worth. Her lips are starting to burn and turn raw from the friction created by the pistoning cock. Her jaw hurt, at one point she thought it actually dislocate from the abuse it was forced to endure.


She tastes something. It is different than the precum. It is thicker and more pungent and salty. This is it she tells herself. For a split second his body stiffens and he almost loses consciousness; then he repeatedly drives his hard cock deeply into her throat gagging her yet again. Jets of searing hot cum blast her tonsils like a high pressure water hose. Again and again he assaults her mouth with his cock and floods her oral cavity with torrent after torrent of hot, gooey, sticky sperm. Each thrust bringing with it another flood of cum. Her throat coated with cum as if it were a battered shrimp ready for the fryer. Finally he roughly pulls on her ears and plants his cock deep in her gullet and shots the remaining cum down her esophagus and into her stomach. She swallows as much of the liquid as she can, but some escapes her lips and dribbles down her chin. She pulls the spent cock from her mouth and licks it clean; swallowing the cum as she goes, making it shine like a brand new penny.


She looks up at him and says ?so how was it??

?Not bad for a five dollar crack whore? he replies.

He reached in his pocket pulled out a few dollars and threw them to her.
He turned, lit a cigarette and walked out of the dark cold alley, never looking back at the whore.


now that is what you call writing.

[pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE]

You guys don?t get it do you??? My writing is better then yours because I am more creative? not because I run every word through a spell checker, or analyze punctuation

My stories are just better

I have more wit? more substance and frankly anything I say is more entertaining then your entire life up to this point
But don?t kill yourself?..

You are still ok........................ in the eyes of your mother

[CheneyRumsfeld]

you got owned

[Penny24Seven]

you got owned

LOLOL i mean 99% are saying you suck. At least take the time to write something nice so they will listen or have something to go by, Looks like you did own yourself. Maybe you do not suck but lets see something? Doesn't have to be from that pic though

[headless ghost]

? not because I run every word through a spell checker, or analyze punctuation?..

but that is how writing is down junior, just ask the big kids, they will tell you!

[Brad]

You guys don?t get it do you??? My writing is better then yours because I am more creative? not because I run every word through a spell checker, or analyze punctuation

My stories are just better

I have more wit? more substance and frankly anything I say is more entertaining then your entire life up to this point
But don?t kill yourself?..

You are still ok........................ in the eyes of your mother

Self ownage. I suggest you stop doing whatever drugs you are on. Either that or continue to do the drugs and start a cult, your attitude would be good for that kind of thing.

[uno]

feel my warm magic.....it will soothe you my eyes will never tell what my lips have done to you


gay not really my niche but I will write anything for money

Punctuation isn't part of the package?

[CDSmith]

pussyserver hands down the best writer in the biz

I realize tooting one's own horn is an effective self-promotion tool,

but so is keeping one's ego grounded in reality. :D

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

i read better writing in a doctor sues book then in this thread.... we need sands!

[georgeyw]

You guys don?t get it do you??? My writing is better then yours because I am more creative? not because I run every word through a spell checker, or analyze punctuation

My stories are just better

I have more wit? more substance and frankly anything I say is more entertaining then your entire life up to this point
But don?t kill yourself?..

You are still ok........................ in the eyes of your mother

I thought you were *rich*, why would you need to start offering to do writing for cash?

[nico-t]

you guys got too much time on your hands

[Fresh]

this thread rocks