From the makers of Colloidal Silver comes:
PISS IN A BOTTLE!
I'm a real scientist because I wear a lab coat.
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We have advanced the science of curing diseases by using the most unlikely substance that can be found anywhere on earth... Piss! By harvesting these super concentrated piss particles, we are able to harness the magical curing properties that piss contains! As the piss enters the body, it interacts with all of your cells, causing them to become resistant to 99% of ALL diseases!
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