Its about time I share this story with the world...

[Elle Sommers]

Up until now, only close friends know this story. I was just reading the thread about getting chicks to put out on myspace, and it reminded me of a little game my friends and I used to play when we were in high school..

I was a sophomore, and I had AOL. (This is winter of 2001, btw.) One night my girlfriends, we'll call them by their "code names" Calista and Kelly, and I were online talking to our friends online. NOTHING good was going on, no parties, no one was going out, nada. So we decided to browse some of the chat rooms on AOL.

... (typing the rest)

[Fucksakes]

sounds exciting

[Elle Sommers]

We get on and start chatting up guys from all over the US, telling them how three hot girls are just hanging out with nothing to do, etc. Most are like, "daymn gurls lyke u 3 dont cum arond hurr". So we're like, man, I wonder if there are guys in OUR area that are online right now! We used AOL's search feature to find single guys, in our zip code, under 30, and online. Sure enough, close to 50 profiles came up! We start IMing them, make up code names, telling them that the three of us were horny girls, home alone, and bored.

[Elle Sommers]

Being the computer savvy girl I was, I went to facethejury.com and found pictures of hot chicks to send to these now horny fellas. I PSed the logo out of the pictures, changed the file names, and sent them to the guys...

[LiveDose]

This is getting good.

[minusonebit]

Oh jesus christ, cant you put it in one post?

[LilBro]

ELLE ur so cute...do u go for jewish boys???

[DBS.US]

This better be good

[Elle Sommers]

Of course, now that these guys have pics of us they want to know if they can come over! My friends and I are cracking up at how easy it is to get guys to come over! We wonder what EXACTLY we can get them to do! We tell the guys its cool if they come over, but we want to see what they look like first, of course. My parents had a business phone line in the basement, so we gave the guys the number to call once they get there and we'd give them instructions. (Now, bear in mind that we now have 4 or 5 guys willing to come over, at 2am, in the middle of winter.)

[BusterBunny]

i'd hit a picture

[bknoob]

its getting good

[Doctor Dre]

ZzZz
Post all the story at once lol

[Elle Sommers]

We give them general directions to my house, and tell them to stop under the street light and call us. One of the guys called, and we told him he had to strip down to his boxers and show us his best moves before we'd let him in. He actually put on quite the show! But sadly, we ended up just hanging up on him and not returning his calls (and when he got home, his IMs). Another guy flexed for us.. it was really quite hilarious.

[cool1]

sitting in suspence waiting

[Elle Sommers]

Of course, we came across a few of the smart guys. They didn't believe we were really the girls in the pictures, and wanted verification. So we got friends at THEIR houses to IM the guys, and tell them we went to school together. Apparently that was all they needed, because usually they decided to come anyway. Soon we've got guys wanting to come at the same time (and its now progressed to 4am) and we're all sore from laughing so much. The ones coming at the same time were probably the most hilarious, because once they got there and saw another guy standing in the street in his boxers, they both figured out they'd been had.

[bknoob]

pressing F5 is tiring

[Elle Sommers]

WELL, now for the good part... one of the guys lives a few towns away (we'd already plowed through the ones in our area and moved onto neighboring towns) and the kid is pretty smart. I start telling him about how I have a friend that lives in the same town, and he knows the girl! We figure this one is a winner for sure! He says he's horny too, and wants to come over but isn't so sure we're for real.. my one friend "Kelly" says she'll get on the phone for him and he can hear how horny she is!

[tASSy]

eeeeelle are there pictures of you three girls together that come with this story or what?! you've got some antsy webmistresses...err masters here!

i don't know where your story is going but it reminds me of one i think you'll appreciate,, my sassy little sister: my 2 female roommates & i got 2 guys to come over thinking they were getting laid and we just watched them from next door. they were standing at the front door, ear-to-wood trying to get a better listen as they intermittently rang the doorbell - to porn we'd put on in the VCR and snoop dogg's doggystyle album track 12 on repeat. we were dying of laughter on the neighbor's balcony. this lasted nearly an HOUR.

the funny part of this, i think, is that we both used AOHell to get these stupid guys - it was definitely overflowing with them in '95 or so, nice to see it's never changed. :P

[Elle Sommers]

Meanwhile, we're talking to a boy in another town. This one is a little dumber, and very easy to convince. I'm chatting him up online as Kelly calls smartboy's cell number. She's moaning into the phone, and telling him about how she's massaging "Alicia's" breasts (my code name). I'm holding back giggles, and trying to still type to this other kid at the same time.

[LilBro]

i am so curious....
1- is ElleSommers really the girl in the pics on her site, if so, soooo cute
2- does Elle ever go out on dates or have a boyfriend???
3- Elles favorite cereal and movie of all time?

Elle, ur so hot. u should move to NYC and go to all the modeling agencies.

[Elle Sommers]

Eventually I can't take it anymore, and I reach over and grab the phone and hang up on smartboy. The three of us EXPLODE in giggles, and start moaning again making fun of the smartboy and him telling us to rub each others boobs. So then, Kelly asks me where the dumboy is from. I say, "Oh he's from Arlington.. it'll take him at least 30 minutes to get here, hope he likes driving for nothing, hahahahha."

[Elle Sommers]

Just then, Smartboy (we told him our cell phone lost connection) asks us online, "Where in Arlington?" I say to myself, "huh?" and then assume that Calista had told him about her dad's restaurant in Arlington, which was on Jackson Highway. So I type, "Jackson's Hwy" to him online. Then I turn to Calista and say, "Did you tell him about your dad's restaurant?" and she says, "No." So now I'm getting confused as to which guy we've typed what to. (We've added another 3 IM windows, helpless fellows just tryin to get some ass at 5am.)

[Elle Sommers]

I accidentally call one of my girlfriends by her real name, and smartboy types to me, "Are there 4 of you there? Who is Rebecca? How do her titties feel?"

At this point, we're all 3 freaking out. Who IS smartboy? Do we know him in real life? Is this one of our friends playing a joke on us?! We start getting scared, did one of the guys who we led along call the cops on us?!

[NoComments]

I feel sorry I taught everybody 5 lines rule...
can you post in 7?

[pornguy]

Another reason not to believe 1% of what you read online.

[2HousePlague]

eeeeelle are there pictures of you three girls together that come with this story or what?! you've got some antsy webmistresses...err masters here!

i don't know where your story is going but it reminds me of one i think you'll appreciate,, my sassy little sister: my 2 female roommates & i got 2 guys to come over thinking they were getting laid and we just watched them from next door. they were standing at the front door, ear-to-wood trying to get a better listen as they intermittently rang the doorbell - to porn we'd put on in the VCR and snoop dogg's doggystyle album track 12 on repeat. we were dying of laughter on the neighbor's balcony. this lasted nearly an HOUR.

the funny part of this, i think, is that we both used AOHell to get these stupid guys - it was definitely overflowing with them in '95 or so, nice to see it's never changed. :P

2hp

[Elle Sommers]

I look over at the phone, and realize that I didn't hang up completely. Smartboy had been sitting on the other end of the phone listening to us crack the fuck up, talking about the different guys we'd been leading on all night. (Because of course, most of them are still IMing us, asking us what happened.. and wanting to know if they can still come over of course.)

[Elle Sommers]

I grab the phone and hang it up completely. Smartboy sends us a stream of large LOLs and calls us bitches, which of course we knew we were. He then asks us about who we really are, and if we actually knew his friend from his town. I said I did, and we started talking.. but it didn't last for long. My friends and I were REALLY horny by this point and just wanted to mess around. We got into some steamy lesbian threesome action, and passed out naked in each others arms.

The end.

[notabook]

You ever wonder why serial killers always seem to go after people like Elle? Well now you have your answer.

[BusterBunny]

this thread needs fucking picsssssssss

this thread needs some female genitals

[Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Thread of the year, lol

[bknoob]

the end?? the end???????

[Doctor Dre]

I look over at the phone, and realize that I didn't hang up completely. Smartboy had been sitting on the other end of the phone listening to us crack the fuck up, talking about the different guys we'd been leading on all night. (Because of course, most of them are still IMing us, asking us what happened.. and wanting to know if they can still come over of course.)

[MrKinkade]

one thing to say about you your friends and that story

[Doctor Dre]

And that's it ? No boy got to hit it that night ?

[NoComments]

6-27-2006

OMG, guess what? I just found out a friend of mine had her baby today!!! I am officially an "aunt"! She was born happy and healthy at 2:30pm. Her... Read more in my members area


will you follow up with the story about the baby? Can you do it in 20 lines per post instead of 5?

[Elle Sommers]

ELLE ur so cute...do u go for jewish boys???

I hear they have large penises. Is that true?

[MaDalton]

the end?? the end???????

exactly my thoughts

[Nessa85]

that is fuckin great........takes me back to the fun years

[sicus]

Its about time I share this story with the world...

no idea how you kept that in for so long.

[L0rdJuni0r]

what a awesome fucking story!! LOL @ you leaving those guys with thier dicks in their hand!

[Pure Evil]

elle, im not hating so i hope you dont take it like that sweet thang, but what the hell was the point of that story and whats up with the tiny font?

[he-fox]

elle, im not hating so i hope you dont take it like that sweet thang, but what the hell was the point of that story and whats up with the tiny font?

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe I don't get it because I'm no dumb teenager, at least not anymore...and, pllllllease, the font?!?

[sharp]

One....fucking....post!

[Elle Sommers]

I didn't feel like typing it all out at once and having one massive post for people to look at and go, "I don't feel like reading that." And its easier to pick out which posts were the story, since its in a different color.



And I was pretty damn drunk.

[WiredGuy]

hehe funny story. Ironically enough, these are the best guys to market to these days. Horny as hell, hoping to get some, send them to my iFriends pages

PS: Great story Elle, you're right, splitting it up like that made it readable as opposed to a 3 page single post.

WG

[Choppa]

[fallenmuffin]

Lol.. god that was extremely mean and bitchy... but who cares when you're as hot Elle you can do whatever the fuck you want.

My friends and I were REALLY horny by this point and just wanted to mess around. We got into some steamy lesbian threesome action, and passed out naked in each others arms.

The end.

[BoyAlley]

You ever wonder why serial killers always seem to go after people like Elle? Well now you have your answer.

[gimo33]

is that it?......