(the official) Rochard's Bikini Bash 2006 Thread!

[Rochard]

It's time once again to trash my house in Phoenix!



Every year (or so) I get a year older. Being as I'm in the middle of my mid life crisis, once a year I open up my house and invite in a fair portion of you perverts who consider yourselves adult webmasters. And this year shall be no different!

Since Lensmen offered me the keys to ICS and forced me to move to Northern California, everyone has been asking me where this year's party will be held. I still own the house in Phoenix and the local law enforcement there knows me all too well and love to visit (It's not a party without the cops showing up once, RIGHT?).

It will also be Punker Barbie's birthday as well, and we'll be celebrating her birthday as well just like last year. And this year as an extra added bonus this year's booze (read: Jager) will be sponsored by.....




This year's party will be on Saturday, September 2nd, at 9PM.

Due to some "issues" last year, this year the party is invite only. Basically I've partied with you before, shook your hand at a convention, or have breasts, your in.

Here's the rules:
1) No gifts. Unless they have breasts.
2) No public nudity unless there is a camera present.
3) All women must wear a bikini.
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool.
5) If there isn't anyone swimming naked in my pool by midnight the party is over.
6) No stealing shit from my house.
7) You may not bring Lawerence Conner to my house. Or within 500 feet of me.

Anyone interested in attending post here and I'll add your name to the offical guest list.

Here's the guest list:

Niko Bimini
Mike Hawk, Joe Spikes, and Harley Girl
Avalanche and super smoking hawt wife!
Ice (stag, because he can't afford a date)
Deraj
Chandiegirl
Silent Bob Jedi
Rattlehead and some lucky midget
Hone, and Cole Montana if he promises to behave
SeanE from CCBill
Batts from Down Under
John Thorpe and bikini clad guest
Lagwagon and Michelle (FTV Girls!)
AZ Lord
Paul Nash and guest
We Convert Dave, some hot chicks, and some booze!
Corvett from CCBill!
Vanilla and Stewie
RAM, Terry, and Tammy - all in bikinis.
Steve Lighstpeed (maybe)
Raimi Miller, my favorite Lightspeed Girl
Jordan Capri
Dirty Aly
Top Bucks Mark
Baddog
Teen Kelly and Aron!

[Niko Bimini]

You know I wouldn't miss it!!!!!

[Harley Girl]

lol...this is going to be interesting... add Mike Hawk, Joe Spikes and of course myself to your list!

[spunky99]

i'll be there

[Spunky]

Sounds like it will be a blast

[avalanche]

I'm there....ok yeah V's coming too...

[Deraj]

Ok, I am SOOO there!

[High Plains Drifter]

I'm predicting good times will be had by all... just a hunch.

[Rochard]

You know I wouldn't miss it!!!!!

Oh, I forgot to mention the rules:

1) No pissing in public, on my walls, on my lawn, or in the pool.
2) All women must wear bikinis.
3) Niko Bimini must bring a totally smoking hot chick.

Who you gonna bring Niko?

[Vendzilla]

My boss keeps me too busy to come, but maybe next year

[ChandieGirl]

I am SO there!

P.S. You might want to double that jager order!

[Rochard]

My boss keeps me too busy to come, but maybe next year

I've heard your boss is a prick.

[SBJ]

Oh Pick me! Pick me! I wanna be invited!


In otherwords it would really suck if I was asked to leave my own house for this party


Can't wait to hang out with all of ya

[Dagwolf]

I can't make it, but can I be invited anyway? (I promise not to show up).

[Ice]

I can't make it, but can I be invited anyway?

I'll answer for Rochard on this one.....


NO

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[Ice]

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[Dagwolf]

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Now that's just rude.

[Niko Bimini]

Oh, I forgot to mention the rules:

1) No pissing in public, on my walls, on my lawn, or in the pool.
2) All women must wear bikinis.
3) Niko Bimini must bring a totally smoking hot chick.

Who you gonna bring Niko?

Hmmmmmm let us review..................

1) Your dreaming! Its a tradition for 3 years now and I aint missing this year!
2) I think women in bikinis is a great idea!
3) Oh you know I will have this one handled! I got the Baddest Bitch in the World!!!

Any questions?

[Rochard]

I can't make it, but can I be invited anyway? (I promise not to show up).

You gonna miss this?

[TexasDreams]

I've heard your boss is a prick.

Olde men get grumpy like that.

[Spunky]

Now that's just rude.

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[Rochard]

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Sure, let me get right on that!

[Rochard]

Olde men get grumpy like that.

Your still invited. No matter what you say in my thread.

Bring it on! Let the photochops begin!

[Ice]

Hmmmmmm let us review..................


3) Oh you know I will have this one handled! I got the Baddest Bitch in the World!!!

Any questions?

This response is useless without pics

[Rochard]

Hmmmmmm let us review..................

1) Your dreaming! Its a tradition for 3 years now and I aint missing this year!
2) I think women in bikinis is a great idea!
3) Oh you know I will have this one handled! I got the Baddest Bitch in the World!!!

Any questions?

Who ya gonna bring? Lawerence Conner?

Come to think of it, I need to mention him in the rules.

[rayzor]

damn.. why are are the hot parties always in cali? i think i gotta move there..

[Dagwolf]

You gonna miss this?

I am indeed going to miss that.

[Rochard]

I am indeed going to miss that.

Well, it's not uncommon for people to fly out for the party.......

It's in Phoenix, not California. Come on out!

[Martina Warren]

Damn i cant make it, ill be in Texas. Damn

[Niko Bimini]

Who ya gonna bring? Lawerence Conner?

Come to think of it, I need to mention him in the rules.

You KNOW exactly who will be on my arm and it aint LC thats for damn sure!


Booked her flight earlier today!

[Niko Bimini]

This response is useless without pics

Hmmmmmmmmm let me think about that for a bit.................................

[OG LennyT]

I live about 10 minutes from your Sun City casa... can I come?

[Easton]

since i've rented your house to shoot out of, does that mean i'm invited? LOL

also, i hear there is a DTC bbq the following weekend too...

[Rochard]

I live about 10 minutes from your Sun City casa... can I come?

I have no idea who you are. Are you creepy looking? Gonna steal things from my house?

Post a picture.

[Rochard]

since i've rented your house to shoot out of, does that mean i'm invited? LOL

also, i hear there is a DTC bbq the following weekend too...

Of course your invited.

I don't know about the following weekend. They don't book these things through me. But take pictures!

[Easton]

Of course your invited.

I don't know about the following weekend. They don't book these things through me. But take pictures!

sweet, i should just camp out there all week then LOL

[Rochard]

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Banned. It's nice to have friends in high places. And I didn't even have to ask.

[Dagwolf]

Well, it's not uncommon for people to fly out for the party.......

It's in Phoenix, not California. Come on out!

Thanks for the invitation! I don't think I'll have my Canadian landed immigrant status in time. If I leave Canada before that, I may not get back in for months!

[SBJ]

since i've rented your house to shoot out of, does that mean i'm invited? LOL

also, i hear there is a DTC bbq the following weekend too...

yup the following weekend is going to be a more laid back type of thing (have to say that cause the landlord doesn't want me throwing huge parties here) but would be great if you made it out both times

[Easton]

i'll see if i can drag Sheri outta the house that night... what time?

we need to be in bed by 10pm

[OG LennyT]

I have no idea who you are. Are you creepy looking? Gonna steal things from my house?

Post a picture.

I'm housebroken but my wife says I am kind of creepy looking ...

nevermind

[SBJ]

sweet, i should just camp out there all week then LOL

I will be giving that option to hot girls (like Sherri) but sorry buddy you aren't my type

[Easton]

yup the following weekend is going to be a more laid back type of thing (have to say that cause the landlord doesn't want me throwing huge parties here) but would be great if you made it out both times

cool, so the 2nd and the 9th then... *making note*

anyone mind if i bring our new extreme girl... Sophia?

[Dagwolf]

I'm housebroken but my wife says I am kind of creepy looking ...

nevermind

You're wife may be right, but it's not a dangerous-looking kind of creepy.

[OG LennyT]

You're wife may be right, but it's not a dangerous-looking kind of creepy.

ok.. thanks for the vote of confidence, I think

[SBJ]

cool, so the 2nd and the 9th then... *making note*

anyone mind if i bring our new extreme girl... Sophia?

I love Sophia! well you have to ask Rochard about his party but she does fall in the "has tits" so she should be in


and the 9th is starting early around 6pm so you can get in bed by 10 atleast that night

[Easton]

I love Sophia! well you have to ask Rochard about his party but she does fall in the "has tits" so she should be in


and the 9th is starting early around 6pm so you can get in bed by 10 atleast that night

golden!!!

[baddog]

I will do my best. With the new flying restrictions I may just make it a stop on my way to Indiana.

Niko, can I have my room back for a night?

[Easton]

this is shaping up to be fun...