Back to School Phat Servers Special...

[Sly]

As September rolls in the beaches get cooler, football season starts, rug-rats head back to school and *gasp* its time to start working full throttle once again! At Phat Servers we wanted to start Christmas a little early this year and give you all an easy solution to the burst of bandwidth you'll be seeing as our beloved horny college boys get back to buying porn.

First month FREE for any order placed by new customers in September. Any package. Big or small. We offer virtual, shared, dedicated, and co-lo packages. Feel free to burn 5GB or 50MBPS, I'll give it to you free.

If your current host has been giving you trouble and you're sitting on the edge of moving on, I invite you to give Phat Servers a try at absolutely no risk. If you aren't happy with your free month of service, feel free to cancel and I will personally help you find a comparable package with another top adult host.

Feel free to ask your friends and fellow GFYers about the top quality support team at Phat Servers and see what many of our happy customers have to say about our services below...

Throughout our years in the industry EvilGeniusCash has used many hosting companies and none have compared to the service and dedication we receive from Phatservers. We have used both small and large companies previously, but we have found that we receive total attention and no details are left behind with the Phat Servers team. Their customer support, tech service, and sales team are outstanding; I wish EvilGeniusCash would have become a client sooner.
- Chris "The Doc", Evil Genius Cash

I have a small virtual hosting account with Phatservers. I'm a small webmaster, but I can honestly say I have always been treated like their biggest client. My requests to customer support are treated as if I was a huge corporation, and it constantly astounds me the speed and accuracy for fulfilling my requests. Their techs are seemingly the smartest and most helpful guys in the business. I really wouldn't host anywhere else, even if it were free.
- Owner, ApprovedPorn.com

I wouldn't really know where to even begin my praise towards Phat Servers. Exceptional customer support, fantastic uptime and techs who know what they're doing and what they're talking about. Not to mention the patience the poor guys must have to endure retards like me on a daily basis. There simply is no other option for me anymore, Phat Servers gets all my business and all my praises.
- TeenGodFather, Porn Green

Is it too late to NOT cancel my account? This host (XXXXX.com) is very cheap and very... bad. I think sacrificing quality for quantity isnt too good in this case. I need my phatservers back. I need to not spend this much time screwing around with a host and spend it screwing around with other things. Is it too late to NOT cancel my phatservers account?
- Rl

Read more testimonials...

Questions? Concerns? Comments? Feel free to email me at [email protected] or ICQ me at 147479144 and I'll be happy to assist you and create custom packages to meet your specific needs.

We don't have customers. We have fans. :-)

[Adult Warden]

God damnit...

I just signed up for one of your virtual packages for uptimeguide...I didn't get my first month free...You suck

Nice offer bro

[LiveDose]

Bump for Phat.

[fris]

cliff notes?

[Ace_luffy]

long read....

bump for you

[Sly]

Long read? Good grief guys its 2 paragraphs. The second one saying FREE.

First month, any package, 100% FREE. There's the cliffnotes.

[xclusive]

I've been with Phatservers for over a year now and i'm very happy.

[Adult Warden]

Long read? Good grief guys its 2 paragraphs. The second one saying FREE.

First month, any package, 100% FREE. There's the cliffnotes.

You have to treat GFY'ers like surfers...Wait most of them are

Sly is offering FREE HOSTING for a month to try them out

haha

[minusonebit]

Can I get more than 4 IPs on PS-Dedicated 1?

[Sly]

Sure. Email me or ICQ me tomorrow with what you want and I'll give you a quote.

[Blazing]

We have been with Phatservers for a while now.. and the support is top notch!!

Thanks phatservers for all you do for Blazingbucks

[iwantchixx]

that's a pretty sweet deal.

take advantage of it guys

[Moose]

Once again Sly trys to break the bank.
hasn't worked yet!

[bobbygfy]

What does it cost to get a gig of ram on PS1?

[Sly]

Hit me up. Small setup fee is all.

[bobbygfy]

gig of ram

email sent

[Moose]

Just ordered a stack of new servers, hurry up. Every time we do this..they go fast!
Hit up Sly to see why!

[Elli]

If I make a new GFY nick, can I pretend to be a new customer? :D

[Marcus]

I just signed up to give it a try and so far this is looking really good. The setup was fast and the speed is Very fast. Faster than my current host.
I like

[The Other Steve]

We've been with PhatServers for a few years now - we're really picky about good customer service and Moose and the crew are definitely top notch

[shermo]

Can't beat Phat Servers! TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS DEAL PEOPLE!

[Sly]

With only 3 days left in September I wanted to give one last bump. The sale has gone over great so far and I'm very happy to say that a lot of GFYers have given Phat Servers the opportunity to prove our worth.

I have a few servers left that I would like to dump off by Saturday night. Hit me up for a special deal on top of the FREE first month.

ICQ: 147479144

[abyss_al]

you guys have the best support

[Sly]

you guys have the best support

Thanks! You guys were great enough to give us a test drive on a similar special many moons ago, and now close to 2 years later you're still happy. Thank you. :-)

[Elli]

Bump for a great hosting company!

[Marcus]

It's been a few weeks now and Im very happy with the hosting and the deal I got

[marketsmart]

too long to read right now, need beer

[Moose]

It's been a few weeks now and Im very happy with the hosting and the deal I got

Glad you are happy!