Is this the shitties looking designer site you've ever seen?

[BoyAlley]

http://www.AffordableSiteDesign.com

Discuss and post links to other shitty looking designer sites. Teh BoyAlley is in the mood for laughs.

BTW FYI FAQ FAG: AffordableSiteDesign, I will hunt down SonOfSam for you and pay him to draw you a logo for your site if you want. He's got skills

[AaronM]

You're gay.

[AaronM]

And I'm fat, bald, and generally one hell of a handsome individual.

[BoyAlley]

And I'm fat, bald, and generally one hell of a handsome individual.

Are you trying to make me hornies?

[MarkTiarra]

Well it says "Affordable" so maybe they plans on selling lower end stuff on the cheap for people.

[born2blog]

I've seen worse

[BoyAlley]

Well it says "Affordable"

Is Affordable code word for fugly?

[After Shock Media]

Always pick the barber with the worst haircut.

[AaronM]

Are you trying to make me hornies?

As if that's a difficult task to accomplish for somebody as fine as myself?

Yeah...right.

[BoyAlley]

I've seen worse

Gimme links!

[madawgz]

maybe thats what they want to site to look like

[BoyAlley]

Always pick the barber with the worst haircut.

I always go for the one with the biggest bulge.

[After Shock Media]

I always go for the one with the biggest bulge.

Thats just cause you are going in for a cheap lap dance with product being applied at same time.

[webgurl]

I have had worst I wasted several hundreds of dollars
with shitty designers . Beware of the portfolios from designers
alot of them are scam .

[mikeyddddd]

"Sorry, but most of our website is not online at the moment, it is in the process of being recoded for a more pleasant user experience... "

"established Oct. 18th 2006"

[BoyAlley]

Thats just cause you are going in for a cheap lap dance with product being applied at same time.

[woj]

it's not too bad, and it's not like it says "premium designs" or "high quality designs"....

[JD]

Gimme links!

www.thehun.com

[BoyAlley]

BTW FYI FAQ FAG: I mentioned SonOfSam earlier. Here's something from his portfolio he made and posted on GFY a while back:

[BoyAlley]

www.thehun.com

The Hun does design work now? Orly?

[jpwhits]

www.texicanassociates.com

[BoyAlley]

www.texicanassociates.com

OMG that is so thexy!

[itto]

http://tehgay.fuknrad.com/

[rounders]

Its pretty bad as it is...

[tombarr]

I wouldn't say it's the worst.....but certainly not the most well thought out website...maybe they can do free sites cause everyone knows ugly free sites convert....

[tombarr]

OH, and BoyAlley, what a loverly figure you have there.. big boobs and all.

[Andiz]

Teh Homo is right!

[BoyAlley]

OH, and BoyAlley, what a loverly figure you have there.. big boobs and all.

Yes, my bewbies are teh thexy.

[itto]

fuck allya, asd's gonna buy ad space frum meh. (yo jon, no worries, they aint.. you told me you'd want to! ;) ...and then, asd's gonna rock teh house!
..me tells ya!

[Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE]

boyalley is made cause I told him how it was in his auction thread, go ahead bash my company now why don't you!

[BoyAlley]

go ahead bash my company now why don't you!

Uhm, I think I already did?

[BoyAlley]

You are getting free exposure to your design site, if you believe in your product, you should be happy.

Let's see how many customers your site generates for you!

You can thank me for the free traffics laters.

[Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE]

BIG THANKS TO EVERYONE WITH NICE THINGS TO SAY......


i MADE THE OPENING BID TO BOYALLEYS AUCTION AND TRIED TO DONATE SERVICES BUT HE IGNORED ME AND WHEN i POINTED IT OUT TO HIM HE WENT ON THE ATTACK!

OUR COMPANY DOES NOT CLAIM TO BE THE BEST, AND OUR SITE IS NO WHERE NEAR COMPLETE, OUR PORTFOLIO IS ORIGINAL AND ALL THE WORK WE DO IS CUSTOM AND ORIGINAL....







OUR CUSTOMERS ARE HAPPY AND THAT IS ALL THAT REALLY MATTER!










SO TO YOU BOYALLEY I SAY GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR AUCTION...



AND TO EVERYONE ELSE I SAY BOYCOTT IT NOW AND GO HAND A COUPLE GRAND TO A FAMILY LOCAL TO YOU AND COME BACK HERE AND POST PICTURES FOR ALL TO SEE!

[RRRED]

boyalley is made cause I told him how it was in his auction thread, go ahead bash my company now why don't you!

I think your work looks fabulous You should see some of my work. Maybe we could team up

[Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE]

You are getting free exposure to your design site, if you believe in your product, you should be happy.

Let's see how many customers your site generates for you!

You can thank me for the free traffics laters.

I don't need the free traffic or help, I have the designers booked for the rest of this week and all of next, why do you think it is taking so long to finish our site, we have no time with all the business we have gotten from day one.....



Look back and notice I only made one thread offering design work?

[BoyAlley]

i MADE THE OPENING BID TO BOYALLEYS AUCTION AND TRIED TO DONATE SERVICES BUT HE IGNORED ME

His opening bid was for $1, and he got bitchy because I didn't include him in the bidder history list.

Doesn't change the fact his site is fugly.

[Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE]

fuck allya, asd's gonna buy ad space frum meh. (yo jon, no worries, they aint.. you told me you'd want to! ;) ...and then, asd's gonna rock teh house!
..me tells ya!

Hell yeah I am, now that we have a sweet logo I am gonna buy some shirt spots soon... hit me up sometime to talk about it

[itto]

OUR COMPANY DOES NOT CLAIM TO BE THE BEST..

after all it says "affordable", and.. ive seen part of the portfolio, and its actually really good!

[BoyAlley]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells. I love Teh Jingle Bells.

[Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE]

His opening bid was for $1, and he got bitchy because I didn't include him in the bidder history list.

Doesn't change the fact his site is fugly.

My opening bid amount is besides the point, and I didn't care about being on the bidders list, I was planning on getting there any ways with some bigger bids....


I didn't get bitchy and it wasn't about the bid, ignoring my donation of design work for the winner was what offended me.....

[chaze]

I've seen allot worse

[CaptainHowdy]

Why the hate??

[Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE]

I think your work looks fabulous You should see some of my work. Maybe we could team up

That would be great, we are deffinetly geting busy enough to warrant that, hit me up some time!

[Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE]

after all it says "affordable", and.. ive seen part of the portfolio, and its actually really good!

Thanks itto, that means alot coming from you

[BoyAlley]

Why the hate??

Cuz I got a Charity Auction going on and I needed the dramas and he basically volunteered for the position?

Yes, I think that pretty much sums it up.

[wdforty]

I thought this site was a joke first time i saw it, this guy is more concerned with sig views than design.

[Andiz]

This thread needs some girls

[Himuro]

portfilio under construction??

[Pleasurepays]

I thought this site was a joke first time i saw it, this guy is more concerned with sig views than design.

was it orange a weeek ago with some retarded shape that was all jagged and weird with horrendous text effects? if thats the same site... then i would say this design is not quite as shitty as the previous design. but this design is pretty shitty. i mean if you are selling design services, you might want to demostrate some skill in your own home page that suggests you are at least capable of downloading layer styles, brushes and shapes and that you have went through a few basic tutorials.

[tombarr]

Some oiled up, tit bouncing, mud wrestling, cat fighting ones?

This thread needs some girls