WEGCash Ranks #1 On Google: "Lawds Mercy" and "Cripe Mighty"! Powers Of Teh BoyAlley

[BoyAlley]

LAWDS MERCY CRIPE MIGHTY!

Congrats to WEGCash for gaining #1 spot on google for two of the most popular phrases ever uttered by a truly gay homosexual! Threads about WEGCash will now be getting mad views!

Lawds Mercy:
http://www.google.com/search?q=lawds+mercy

Cripe Mighty:
http://www.google.com/search?q=cripe+mighty

Do YOU want uber mad ninja SEO placement for threads about YOUR affiliate program too?!?!?! Stay tuned for future sig auctions from Teh BoyAlley!

[scottybuzz]

lol thats pretty impressive. wonder though how many people search for those terms

[BoyAlley]

lol thats pretty impressive. wonder though how many people search for those terms

lots! tons! bunches of bunches of bunches! their servers are going to crash from the massive influxes of traffics that will be coming to them from that thread!

Prepare the clams Ruth, prepare the clams! High tide is a comin!

[darksoul]

wow
huge competition for those keywords
congrats


do you offer SEO services ?

[BoyAlley]

do you offer SEO services ?

yes, yes I do! I am using the rate card developed by will76 I charge $10,000 min!

[Vader]

Haha thats awesome ...

[darksoul]

yes, yes I do! I am using the rate card developed by will76 I charge $10,000 min!

ah, sorry
I don't trust cheap services

[BoyAlley]

Haha thats awesome ...

Yes it is, this must be why GFY has been running so slow, it can't handle the huge traffics! Hurry hurry TexasDreams, get the server gerbils on speed, they're gonna need it!

[StuartD]

That's awesome, now we'll have all the surfers who search for those terms coming to GFY.

[BoyAlley]

ah, sorry
I don't trust cheap services

Yes my SEO is very cheap because I use it as a lost leader to gain new clients for my elbow itching services. That is where I make my big monies.....

[rotterdammer]

Wow, thats huge lol... that will bring more leaching surfers to GFY

[BoyAlley]

That's awesome, now we'll have all the surfers who search for those terms coming to GFY.

No no, surfers don't search for those words, only incredibly intelligent and successful webmasters that make tons of monies know about them.

[darksoul]

Yes my SEO is very cheap because I use it as a lost leader to gain new clients for my elbow itching services. That is where I make my big monies.....

So, how much to scratch my elbows ?

[BoyAlley]

So, how much to scratch my elbows ?

That depends on how itchy it is of course! Duh!

[darksoul]

That depends on how itchy it is of course! Duh!

do you have any pre-made packages ?
and do you outsource or is this an inhouse service ?

[TurboAngel]

Yes my SEO is very cheap because I use it as a lost leader to gain new clients for my elbow itching services. That is where I make my big monies.....

[BoyAlley]

do you have any pre-made packages ?

No sorry this isn't turnkey elbow itching. That may be something I offer in the future.

and do you outsource or is this an inhouse service ?

My house or yours, will host or travel!

[darksoul]

My house or yours, will host or travel!

gawd, thats ghey
I'm outta here

[BoyAlley]

gawd, thats ghey
I'm outta here

Fine, fuck you, I hope your elbow itches forevers!

[darksoul]

Fine, fuck you, I hope your elbow itches forevers!

I have an indian outsourced team of elbow scratchers, so that aint gonna happen

[Klen]

Well that is example how good is gfy for SEO.

[BoyAlley]

I have an indian outsourced team of elbow scratchers, so that aint gonna happen

Just so you know, people from India are #2 in the world when it comes to ashy dermatosis. This may actually lead to increased elbow itchiness for you.

Be sure to properly research before choosing a quality elbow itcher!

[darksoul]

Just so you know, people from India are #2 in the world when it comes to ashy dermatosis. This may actually lead to increased elbow itchiness for you.

Be sure to properly research before choosing a quality elbow itcher!

well, that might be true
but the people on my team are all winners of the elbow scratching olympics
and so far I'm happy with the results.

[Big_Red]

yeh i type that search in at least twice a day.

[BoyAlley]

yeh i type that search in at least twice a day.

Yes yes, they are very popular search terms and WEGCash is teh wins!

[BoyAlley]

well, that might be true
but the people on my team are all winners of the elbow scratching olympics
and so far I'm happy with the results.

Damn free trade and open borders all to hell!

[Gabriel]

LOL you're nutz.

[SomeCreep]