Time to EVOLVE! I have a new business plan that will fuck everyone in the biz! - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 03-19-2008, 08:41 PM

Sure, it will fuck over everyone in the biz, but hey, its time to EVOLVE or DIE right? I don't want to look like a dinosaur!!!

Me and my bro's will make some easy cash, so YAY ME! Please congratulate me here.

qxm · 03-19-2008, 08:43 PM

WTF?..........please elaborate...........will you let affiliates in on the action or will it all be about you you you?

SteveLightspeed · 03-19-2008, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm

WTF?..........please elaborate...........will you let affiliates in on the action or will it all be about you you you?

Sorry, no. The new evolution requires EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! My partners and friends are just the last few people I plan to fuck over.

Chef86 · 03-19-2008, 08:46 PM

Can't wait to see what the project is. I'm not ass kissing here but Steve appears to be an intelligent man.

Diligent · 03-19-2008, 08:46 PM

Lols.. what is it? Something like 3-D porn with an optional device steaming out the scent of pussy?

tony286 · 03-19-2008, 08:47 PM

To think we were going to invite you to the Jurassic park webmaster get together .lol

Spunky · 03-19-2008, 08:48 PM

Congrats on the achievement,with or without lube?

DeNovo · 03-19-2008, 08:49 PM

The next evolution is here:

SexCoupons.com: A Sign-up Incentives Partner.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=816336

papill0n · 03-19-2008, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Sure, it will fuck over everyone in the biz, but hey, its time to EVOLVE or DIE right? I don't want to look like a dinosaur!!!

Me and my bro's will make some easy cash, so YAY ME! Please congratulate me here.

Azlord · 03-19-2008, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Sorry, no. The new evolution requires EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! My partners and friends are just the last few people I plan to fuck over.

Sweet, can I plan on using your content to promote my sites?

brand0n · 03-19-2008, 08:50 PM

whats the buy in to be part of it?

BV · 03-19-2008, 08:50 PM

Here's to the Dinosaurs!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-19-2008, 08:50 PM

Is this the plan where you slurp all of the AFF Profiles and add them to a super-mega Torrents Tube theft site, and call it Adult Friend Fucker?

ADG

brand0n · 03-19-2008, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeNovo

The next evolution is here:

SexCoupons.com: A Sign-up Incentives Partner.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=816336

Brujah · 03-19-2008, 08:53 PM

I have some Paul Markham content. Would you please take it?

SteveLightspeed · 03-19-2008, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeNovo

The next evolution is here:

SexCoupons.com: A Sign-up Incentives Partner.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=816336

I love the coupons idea --- send these to the home addresses of your ex members, with ATTN: HOMEMAKER!"

"We at Lightspeedcash.com know that these economic times are tough, and you need to stretch the most out of every dollar for your family. But we also know that your husband/boyfriend, son, brother, and father ALL like to jerk off to internet porn. That is why we are offering you this 50% off coupon for the following premium sites...."

sysk · 03-19-2008, 08:55 PM

you'll make your paysite free and monetize with donations ?

Biggy · 03-19-2008, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Sure, it will fuck over everyone in the biz, but hey, its time to EVOLVE or DIE right? I don't want to look like a dinosaur!!!

Me and my bro's will make some easy cash, so YAY ME! Please congratulate me here.

Steve,

you opening up a tube site that steals everyone's content and lists it in full length form?

brand0n · 03-19-2008, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggy

Steve,

you opening up a tube site that steals everyone's content and lists it in full length form?

he said a "new" business plan

xxxanax · 03-19-2008, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeNovo

The next evolution is here:

SexCoupons.com: A Sign-up Incentives Partner.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=816336

You do realize that since it is a violation of most affiliate program's terms to give incentives to sign up that you will be dropped from affiliates as soon as they see you are incentivising the sales...right?

03-19-2008, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

he said a "new" business plan

I bet it's a tube of all tubes, in tube form.

SteveLightspeed · 03-19-2008, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sysk

you'll make your paysite free and monetize with donations ?

How about this:

Dear ex-member:

Thank you for the business in the past, and we want you back! To show you how serious we are about winning you back, we've attached the actual names and home addresses or your closest neighbors, and everyone who has ever co-signed on a loan for you, granted you credit, given you a drivers license, or taught your children.

What do these people all have in common? They are the ones you wouldn't want to know what kind of porn you view, you sick fucker! What the fuck were you thinking when you gave us your name and home address? How stupid are you?

So please, lets work together to save the trees! You can make your donation to the "Don't tell my wife and neighbors" fund HERE.....

Holly · 03-19-2008, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Euphoria Steve

Can't wait to see what the project is. I'm not ass kissing here but Steve appears to be an intelligent man.

Let's pretend like you wrote this as a joke, okay?

baddog · 03-19-2008, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

How about this:

Dear ex-member:

Thank you for the business in the past, and we want you back! To show you how serious we are about winning you back, we've attached the actual names and home addresses or your closest neighbors, and everyone who has ever co-signed on a loan for you, granted you credit, given you a drivers license, or taught your children.

What do these people all have in common? They are the ones you wouldn't want to know what kind of porn you view, you sick fucker! What the fuck were you thinking when you gave us your name and home address? How stupid are you?

So please, lets work together to save the trees! You can make your donation to the "Don't tell my wife and neighbors" fund HERE.....

You never should have published that without a patent first.

WiredGuy · 03-19-2008, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

How about this:

Dear ex-member:

Thank you for the business in the past, and we want you back! To show you how serious we are about winning you back, we've attached the actual names and home addresses or your closest neighbors, and everyone who has ever co-signed on a loan for you, granted you credit, given you a drivers license, or taught your children.

What do these people all have in common? They are the ones you wouldn't want to know what kind of porn you view, you sick fucker! What the fuck were you thinking when you gave us your name and home address? How stupid are you?

So please, lets work together to save the trees! You can make your donation to the "Don't tell my wife and neighbors" fund HERE.....

That'll net you the longest retention in the business

WG

baddog · 03-19-2008, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Let's pretend like you wrote this as a joke, okay?

Chio · 03-19-2008, 09:06 PM

brand0n · 03-19-2008, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

How about this:

Dear ex-member:

Thank you for the business in the past, and we want you back! To show you how serious we are about winning you back, we've attached the actual names and home addresses or your closest neighbors, and everyone who has ever co-signed on a loan for you, granted you credit, given you a drivers license, or taught your children.

What do these people all have in common? They are the ones you wouldn't want to know what kind of porn you view, you sick fucker! What the fuck were you thinking when you gave us your name and home address? How stupid are you?

So please, lets work together to save the trees! You can make your donation to the "Don't tell my wife and neighbors" fund HERE.....

why wait for them to be x members?

Dear current member:

We have raised rates, and here is why.

Attached the actual names and home addresses...

or better yet.

Dear Trial member,

Don't even fucking think about canceling.

SteveLightspeed · 03-19-2008, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

You never should have published that without a patent first.

I have a new billion dollar idea every day. I'm still waiting for one that is *legal*.

baddog · 03-19-2008, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I have a new billion dollar idea every day. I'm still waiting for one that is *legal*.

So you won't claim prior works on me?

SteveLightspeed · 03-19-2008, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

So you won't claim prior works on me?

How about this?

Dear cheating affiliate:

This letter is to say THANK YOU for your business, and introduce you to our two new affiliate managers, BRUISER and KILLER! They will be in your area tomorrow and would like to stop by to review your current traffic generating techniques and share ideas with you on how to INCREASE YOUR PERFORMANCE BY 200 to 300 percent!!

GTS Mark · 03-19-2008, 09:21 PM

LOL! SOunds good to me!

xNetworx · 03-19-2008, 09:22 PM

Somebody please chop this. it's begging for it. LOL! LOL! LOL! idiot

brand0n · 03-19-2008, 09:23 PM

Dear Tube Site owner.

Its been brought to our attention that you currently have our content in display on your site. 0ur former affiliate managers, BRUISER and KILLER did such a wonderful job at the last position that they are no longer needed there. They are currently in route to your current location to talk to you concerning said matters of our content.

Yngwie · 03-19-2008, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

why wait for them to be x members?

Dear current member:

We have raised rates, and here is why.

Attached the actual names and home addresses...

or better yet.

Dear Trial member,

Don't even fucking think about canceling.

LOL I like that haha

LeRoy · 03-19-2008, 09:53 PM

Code:

Dear Trial member,

Don't even fucking think about canceling.

We can do this one for sure

Yngwie · 03-19-2008, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

why wait for them to be x members?

Dear current member:

We have raised rates, and here is why.

Attached the actual names and home addresses...

or better yet.

Dear Trial member,

Don't even fucking think about canceling.

On this one

Dear Trial member,

Don't even fucking think about canceling.

You can add Remember, We know where you live!

Miguel T · 03-19-2008, 10:13 PM

Congratz on the idea.

iMind · 03-19-2008, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Somebody please chop this. it's begging for it. LOL! LOL! LOL! idiot

JamesK · 03-19-2008, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

How about this:

Dear ex-member:

Thank you for the business in the past, and we want you back! To show you how serious we are about winning you back, we've attached the actual names and home addresses or your closest neighbors, and everyone who has ever co-signed on a loan for you, granted you credit, given you a drivers license, or taught your children.

What do these people all have in common? They are the ones you wouldn't want to know what kind of porn you view, you sick fucker! What the fuck were you thinking when you gave us your name and home address? How stupid are you?

So please, lets work together to save the trees! You can make your donation to the "Don't tell my wife and neighbors" fund HERE.....

mikeyddddd · 03-19-2008, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Sure, it will fuck over everyone in the biz, but hey, its time to EVOLVE or DIE right? I don't want to look like a dinosaur!!!

Me and my bro's will make some easy cash, so YAY ME! Please congratulate me here.

NinjaSteve · 03-19-2008, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm

I bet it's a tube of all tubes, in tube form.

Now you've gone and done it. I expect 10 of these by tomorrow popping up.

wtfent · 03-19-2008, 10:51 PM

dude this thread is great. You crack me up Steve.

DWB · 03-19-2008, 10:55 PM

Good move. I've been fucking everyone over, even my friends and family, for 2 years now and have more money then ever!!!!!

Casa Nova · 03-19-2008, 11:03 PM

Well isn't this thread just cheery lol

JFK · 03-19-2008, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm

I bet it's a tube of all tubes, in tube form.

the MUTHER of all tubes ?

xxxice · 03-19-2008, 11:21 PM

Steve, they don't care there are 5 sponsors promoting on redtube every day. They even admit it here and no one gives them a hard time.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-19-2008, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Sorry, no. The new evolution requires EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! My partners and friends are just the last few people I plan to fuck over.

xxxice · 03-19-2008, 11:25 PM

Do I even bring up these tube sites promoting Jordan Capri promoting their own paysite saying join now to see more. These issues have been brought up and then it seems everyone sells out to them in the end. If you truly are against it I support you but it seems everyone is just going on the bandwagon.

xNetworx · 03-19-2008, 11:28 PM

Lol Lololololol

03-19-2008, 08:41 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Time to EVOLVE! I have a new business plan that will fuck everyone in the biz! Sure, it will fuck over everyone in the biz, but hey, its time to EVOLVE or DIE right? I don't want to look like a dinosaur!!! Me and my bro's will make some easy cash, so YAY ME! Please congratulate me here.

03-19-2008, 08:43 PM	#2
qxm Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NoHo Posts: 5,970	WTF?..........please elaborate...........will you let affiliates in on the action or will it all be about you you you? __________________ ICQ: 266990876

03-19-2008, 08:46 PM	#4
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03-19-2008, 08:46 PM	#5
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03-19-2008, 09:21 PM	#32
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03-19-2008, 09:22 PM	#33
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03-19-2008, 09:23 PM	#34
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	Dear Tube Site owner. Its been brought to our attention that you currently have our content in display on your site. 0ur former affiliate managers, BRUISER and KILLER did such a wonderful job at the last position that they are no longer needed there. They are currently in route to your current location to talk to you concerning said matters of our content. __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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03-19-2008, 11:03 PM	#45
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03-19-2008, 11:21 PM	#47
xxxice Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 5,042	Steve, they don't care there are 5 sponsors promoting on redtube every day. They even admit it here and no one gives them a hard time.

03-19-2008, 11:25 PM	#49
xxxice Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 5,042	Do I even bring up these tube sites promoting Jordan Capri promoting their own paysite saying join now to see more. These issues have been brought up and then it seems everyone sells out to them in the end. If you truly are against it I support you but it seems everyone is just going on the bandwagon.

03-19-2008, 11:28 PM	#50
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