Time to EVOLVE! I have a new business plan that will fuck everyone in the biz!

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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #1

    Time to EVOLVE! I have a new business plan that will fuck everyone in the biz!

    Sure, it will fuck over everyone in the biz, but hey, its time to EVOLVE or DIE right? I don't want to look like a dinosaur!!!

    Me and my bro's will make some easy cash, so YAY ME! Please congratulate me here.
    Abra-cadabra!
  • qxm
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2006
    • 5970

    #2
    WTF?..........please elaborate...........will you let affiliates in on the action or will it all be about you you you?

    ICQ: 266990876

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    • SteveLightspeed
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 7940

      #3
      Originally posted by qxm
      WTF?..........please elaborate...........will you let affiliates in on the action or will it all be about you you you?
      Sorry, no. The new evolution requires EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! My partners and friends are just the last few people I plan to fuck over.
      Abra-cadabra!

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      • Chef86
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2006
        • 2930

        #4
        Can't wait to see what the project is. I'm not ass kissing here but Steve appears to be an intelligent man.

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        • Diligent
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2003
          • 1594

          #5
          Lols.. what is it? Something like 3-D porn with an optional device steaming out the scent of pussy?
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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            To think we were going to invite you to the Jurassic park webmaster get together .lol

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986

              #7
              Congrats on the achievement,with or without lube?

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              • DeNovo
                Registered User
                • Jun 2006
                • 41

                #8
                The next evolution is here:

                SexCoupons.com: A Sign-up Incentives Partner.

                http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=816336
                Watch this space.

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                • papill0n
                  Unregistered Abuser
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 15547

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                  Sure, it will fuck over everyone in the biz, but hey, its time to EVOLVE or DIE right? I don't want to look like a dinosaur!!!

                  Me and my bro's will make some easy cash, so YAY ME! Please congratulate me here.

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                  • Azlord
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 2651

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                    Sorry, no. The new evolution requires EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! My partners and friends are just the last few people I plan to fuck over.
                    Sweet, can I plan on using your content to promote my sites?

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                    • brand0n
                      been very busy
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 26983

                      #11
                      whats the buy in to be part of it?
                      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                      • BV
                        wtf
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 10914

                        #12
                        Here's to the Dinosaurs!

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                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                          Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 38323

                          #13
                          Is this the plan where you slurp all of the AFF Profiles and add them to a super-mega Torrents Tube theft site, and call it Adult Friend Fucker?

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                          • brand0n
                            been very busy
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 26983

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DeNovo
                            The next evolution is here:

                            SexCoupons.com: A Sign-up Incentives Partner.

                            http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=816336
                            want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                            • Brujah
                              Beer Money Baron
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 22157

                              #15
                              I have some Paul Markham content. Would you please take it?

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                              • SteveLightspeed
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 7940

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DeNovo
                                The next evolution is here:

                                SexCoupons.com: A Sign-up Incentives Partner.

                                http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=816336
                                I love the coupons idea --- send these to the home addresses of your ex members, with ATTN: HOMEMAKER!"

                                "We at Lightspeedcash.com know that these economic times are tough, and you need to stretch the most out of every dollar for your family. But we also know that your husband/boyfriend, son, brother, and father ALL like to jerk off to internet porn. That is why we are offering you this 50% off coupon for the following premium sites...."
                                Abra-cadabra!

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                                • sysk
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2007
                                  • 1005

                                  #17
                                  you'll make your paysite free and monetize with donations ?
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                                  • Biggy
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 1595

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                    Sure, it will fuck over everyone in the biz, but hey, its time to EVOLVE or DIE right? I don't want to look like a dinosaur!!!

                                    Me and my bro's will make some easy cash, so YAY ME! Please congratulate me here.
                                    Steve,

                                    you opening up a tube site that steals everyone's content and lists it in full length form?

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                                    • brand0n
                                      been very busy
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 26983

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Biggy
                                      Steve,

                                      you opening up a tube site that steals everyone's content and lists it in full length form?
                                      he said a "new" business plan
                                      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                      • xxxanax
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 2285

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DeNovo
                                        The next evolution is here:

                                        SexCoupons.com: A Sign-up Incentives Partner.

                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=816336
                                        You do realize that since it is a violation of most affiliate program's terms to give incentives to sign up that you will be dropped from affiliates as soon as they see you are incentivising the sales...right?


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                                        • shermo

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by brand0n
                                          he said a "new" business plan
                                          I bet it's a tube of all tubes, in tube form.

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                                          • SteveLightspeed
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 7940

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by sysk
                                            you'll make your paysite free and monetize with donations ?
                                            How about this:

                                            Dear ex-member:

                                            Thank you for the business in the past, and we want you back! To show you how serious we are about winning you back, we've attached the actual names and home addresses or your closest neighbors, and everyone who has ever co-signed on a loan for you, granted you credit, given you a drivers license, or taught your children.

                                            What do these people all have in common? They are the ones you wouldn't want to know what kind of porn you view, you sick fucker! What the fuck were you thinking when you gave us your name and home address? How stupid are you?

                                            So please, lets work together to save the trees! You can make your donation to the "Don't tell my wife and neighbors" fund HERE.....
                                            Abra-cadabra!

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                                            • Holly
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 10017

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Euphoria Steve
                                              Can't wait to see what the project is. I'm not ass kissing here but Steve appears to be an intelligent man.
                                              Let's pretend like you wrote this as a joke, okay?
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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                How about this:

                                                Dear ex-member:

                                                Thank you for the business in the past, and we want you back! To show you how serious we are about winning you back, we've attached the actual names and home addresses or your closest neighbors, and everyone who has ever co-signed on a loan for you, granted you credit, given you a drivers license, or taught your children.

                                                What do these people all have in common? They are the ones you wouldn't want to know what kind of porn you view, you sick fucker! What the fuck were you thinking when you gave us your name and home address? How stupid are you?

                                                So please, lets work together to save the trees! You can make your donation to the "Don't tell my wife and neighbors" fund HERE.....
                                                You never should have published that without a patent first.

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                                                • WiredGuy
                                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 34512

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                  How about this:

                                                  Dear ex-member:

                                                  Thank you for the business in the past, and we want you back! To show you how serious we are about winning you back, we've attached the actual names and home addresses or your closest neighbors, and everyone who has ever co-signed on a loan for you, granted you credit, given you a drivers license, or taught your children.

                                                  What do these people all have in common? They are the ones you wouldn't want to know what kind of porn you view, you sick fucker! What the fuck were you thinking when you gave us your name and home address? How stupid are you?

                                                  So please, lets work together to save the trees! You can make your donation to the "Don't tell my wife and neighbors" fund HERE.....

                                                  That'll net you the longest retention in the business
                                                  WG
                                                  I play with Google.

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                                                  • baddog
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 107089

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Holly
                                                    Let's pretend like you wrote this as a joke, okay?

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                                                    • Chio
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 8002

                                                      #27

                                                      I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
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                                                      • brand0n
                                                        been very busy
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 26983

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                        How about this:

                                                        Dear ex-member:

                                                        Thank you for the business in the past, and we want you back! To show you how serious we are about winning you back, we've attached the actual names and home addresses or your closest neighbors, and everyone who has ever co-signed on a loan for you, granted you credit, given you a drivers license, or taught your children.

                                                        What do these people all have in common? They are the ones you wouldn't want to know what kind of porn you view, you sick fucker! What the fuck were you thinking when you gave us your name and home address? How stupid are you?

                                                        So please, lets work together to save the trees! You can make your donation to the "Don't tell my wife and neighbors" fund HERE.....
                                                        why wait for them to be x members?

                                                        Dear current member:

                                                        We have raised rates, and here is why.

                                                        Attached the actual names and home addresses...

                                                        or better yet.

                                                        Dear Trial member,

                                                        Don't even fucking think about canceling.
                                                        Last edited by brand0n; 03-19-2008, 08:12 PM.
                                                        want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                        • SteveLightspeed
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 7940

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                          You never should have published that without a patent first.
                                                          I have a new billion dollar idea every day. I'm still waiting for one that is *legal*.
                                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                                          • baddog
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                            • 107089

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                            I have a new billion dollar idea every day. I'm still waiting for one that is *legal*.
                                                            So you won't claim prior works on me?

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                                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 7940

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                                              So you won't claim prior works on me?
                                                              How about this?

                                                              Dear cheating affiliate:

                                                              This letter is to say THANK YOU for your business, and introduce you to our two new affiliate managers, BRUISER and KILLER! They will be in your area tomorrow and would like to stop by to review your current traffic generating techniques and share ideas with you on how to INCREASE YOUR PERFORMANCE BY 200 to 300 percent!!
                                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                              • GTS Mark
                                                                Vrume Mark
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 20912

                                                                #32
                                                                LOL! SOunds good to me!

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                                                                • xNetworx
                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 14445

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Somebody please chop this. it's begging for it. LOL! LOL! LOL! idiot

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                                                                  • brand0n
                                                                    been very busy
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 26983

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Dear Tube Site owner.

                                                                    Its been brought to our attention that you currently have our content in display on your site. 0ur former affiliate managers, BRUISER and KILLER did such a wonderful job at the last position that they are no longer needed there. They are currently in route to your current location to talk to you concerning said matters of our content.
                                                                    want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                    • Yngwie
                                                                      I am an Alien from space
                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 11118

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by brand0n
                                                                      why wait for them to be x members?

                                                                      Dear current member:

                                                                      We have raised rates, and here is why.

                                                                      Attached the actual names and home addresses...

                                                                      or better yet.

                                                                      Dear Trial member,

                                                                      Don't even fucking think about canceling.
                                                                      LOL I like that haha
                                                                      ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

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                                                                      • LeRoy
                                                                        Porn Pusher
                                                                        • Jul 2007
                                                                        • 13364

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Code:
                                                                        Dear Trial member,
                                                                        
                                                                        Don't even fucking think about canceling.
                                                                        We can do this one for sure
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                                                                        • Yngwie
                                                                          I am an Alien from space
                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                          • 11118

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by brand0n
                                                                          why wait for them to be x members?

                                                                          Dear current member:

                                                                          We have raised rates, and here is why.

                                                                          Attached the actual names and home addresses...

                                                                          or better yet.

                                                                          Dear Trial member,

                                                                          Don't even fucking think about canceling.
                                                                          On this one

                                                                          Dear Trial member,

                                                                          Don't even fucking think about canceling.


                                                                          You can add Remember, We know where you live!
                                                                          ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

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                                                                          • Miguel T
                                                                            ♦ Web Developer ♦
                                                                            • May 2005
                                                                            • 12473

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Congratz on the idea.

                                                                            Full Stack Webdeveloper: HTML5/CSS3, jQuery, AJAX, ElevatedX, NATS, MechBunny, Wordpress

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                                                                            • iMind
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2007
                                                                              • 937

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                                              Somebody please chop this. it's begging for it. LOL! LOL! LOL! idiot

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                                                                              • JamesK
                                                                                hi
                                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                                • 16731

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                How about this:

                                                                                Dear ex-member:

                                                                                Thank you for the business in the past, and we want you back! To show you how serious we are about winning you back, we've attached the actual names and home addresses or your closest neighbors, and everyone who has ever co-signed on a loan for you, granted you credit, given you a drivers license, or taught your children.

                                                                                What do these people all have in common? They are the ones you wouldn't want to know what kind of porn you view, you sick fucker! What the fuck were you thinking when you gave us your name and home address? How stupid are you?

                                                                                So please, lets work together to save the trees! You can make your donation to the "Don't tell my wife and neighbors" fund HERE.....
                                                                                M3Server - NATS Hosting

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                                                                                • mikeyddddd
                                                                                  Viva la vulva!
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 16557

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                  Sure, it will fuck over everyone in the biz, but hey, its time to EVOLVE or DIE right? I don't want to look like a dinosaur!!!

                                                                                  Me and my bro's will make some easy cash, so YAY ME! Please congratulate me here.


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                                                                                  • NinjaSteve
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                                    • 11089

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by sherm
                                                                                    I bet it's a tube of all tubes, in tube form.
                                                                                    Now you've gone and done it. I expect 10 of these by tomorrow popping up.
                                                                                    ...

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                                                                                    • wtfent
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 3790

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      dude this thread is great. You crack me up Steve.
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                                                                                      • DWB
                                                                                        Registered User
                                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                                        • 31779

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Good move. I've been fucking everyone over, even my friends and family, for 2 years now and have more money then ever!!!!!

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                                                                                        • Casa Nova
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                                                          • 2867

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Well isn't this thread just cheery lol

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                                                                                          • JFK
                                                                                            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                                            • 67373

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by sherm
                                                                                            I bet it's a tube of all tubes, in tube form.
                                                                                            the MUTHER of all tubes ?

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                                                                                            • xxxice
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                              • 5042

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Steve, they don't care there are 5 sponsors promoting on redtube every day. They even admit it here and no one gives them a hard time.

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                                                                                              • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Oct 2005
                                                                                                • 5133

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                Sorry, no. The new evolution requires EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! My partners and friends are just the last few people I plan to fuck over.

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                                                                                                • xxxice
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                  • 5042

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Do I even bring up these tube sites promoting Jordan Capri promoting their own paysite saying join now to see more. These issues have been brought up and then it seems everyone sells out to them in the end. If you truly are against it I support you but it seems everyone is just going on the bandwagon.

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                                                                                                  • xNetworx
                                                                                                    So Fucking What
                                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                                    • 14445

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Lol Lololololol
                                                                                                    Last edited by xNetworx; 03-19-2008, 10:29 PM.

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