I am looking like a fuckin Rocky Balboa and type this using only two fingers on the left hand..
I went like 200 miles outside of Prague to attend the wedding of one of my cousins, a small town with about 30.000 inhabitants. We keep and maintain great relations since we were kids so it was a must to attend.
The whole ceremony was ok, then we had a part of the best hotel over there rented and I spent actually a very relaxed afternoon, chatting with my cousins and drinking beer for the most of the time..
After the midnight, the hotel was closing, so my suggestion was to move to a non stop bar with bowling and a video jukebox for a little after party and to play some 80's hair crimes. It was me, my other cousin, his girl, while her sister and her boyfriend were leaving a bit earlier and we should have met outside of a disco club nearby.
I hate discos and was dressed to kill so I obviously thought it's not a good idea to go down there while it's saturday night and I would be looking like a parrot in the middle of crows, surrounded with local disco morons.
But they insisted to go down there and after I shot like two jaegermeisters I told them that I will go down, but will leave if that will suck - first major mistake.
I actually had a good time and realized that the girls there actually seem to dig me and take me as a big baller, which was obviously provoking the local morons, yet I was able to handle the first attempts to taunt me with style and they always shut up.
Now we had some seriously great time, shooting jaeger and socialising and it was close to 4:30 AM while I picked up my cousin who passed away on a bar to sit down for the last shot, so we went to this box sitting opposite to this big mean looking Dolph Lundgren type of guy, who sat there with a girl and they didn't had much to say to each other - second major mistake.
I don't remember what I chatted about with my cousin but we could sat there for like 15 minutes while the idiot stood up from the box, nothing wrong with that - it looked like they are actually leaving.
What happened was, that this guy intensely kept staring at me, so I looked him in the eyes too asking "what's the problem fella"?
He was like 6'3 maybe 220 - 230 pounds, I am like 5'9 and 185 pounds so definitely not the kind of late night entertainment I would be looking for, not to forget he was standing and I was cornered in a tight box, sitting on my ass with legs under the table, practically unable to move.
"What the fuck are you looking at" was the reply and then he jumped in and started to throw very well targeted ans very hard punches, I blocked a couple of them and tried to lean upfront and counterstrike him with the right - third and a fatal major mistake.
He was way longer and able to move on his legs and blocked me out - his reach was obviously way better than mine, of course I was unable to cover me with left and I collected about three or four hits, although I did covered my chin I got one on the eye, ripping the eyebrow and two right up to the mouth while he broke with a punch my left pointing finger and cracked four teeth. I was a bit slower because of the alcohol and also did this total sillyness. He surely knew how to hit.
I was still in control and never failed to look him in the eyes, I guess someone got that idiot off of me, simple redneck motherfucker, of course the security were old buddies of him and even openly told us that "he is the champion in kickboxing" FUCK YOU idiots.
What a brave thing to do, to attack someone who is sitting on his ass in a corner box, as far as I was bleeding and my left index finger got shortened in about one half of it's length - I left and took a cab to the emergency, they were very proffessional, I got RTG a couple of stitches and they straightened up and fixated my left hand.
Then I spent about one and half hour on police to report the incident because otherwise I wouldn't get paid from the government for the medical expenses..
It should take three weeks till I will be able to use properly my left hand again, I will need the dentist to fix my front teeth which will be a hassle and will cost fortune, and on the top of that I lost in the rush my original Ray Ban sunglasses over there.
Simple minded motherfuckin small town idiots, hope that fuck jerked off real well that night.
This is the last photo from that night before this happened. I am getting too old for this shit.
I went like 200 miles outside of Prague to attend the wedding of one of my cousins, a small town with about 30.000 inhabitants. We keep and maintain great relations since we were kids so it was a must to attend.
The whole ceremony was ok, then we had a part of the best hotel over there rented and I spent actually a very relaxed afternoon, chatting with my cousins and drinking beer for the most of the time..
After the midnight, the hotel was closing, so my suggestion was to move to a non stop bar with bowling and a video jukebox for a little after party and to play some 80's hair crimes. It was me, my other cousin, his girl, while her sister and her boyfriend were leaving a bit earlier and we should have met outside of a disco club nearby.
I hate discos and was dressed to kill so I obviously thought it's not a good idea to go down there while it's saturday night and I would be looking like a parrot in the middle of crows, surrounded with local disco morons.
But they insisted to go down there and after I shot like two jaegermeisters I told them that I will go down, but will leave if that will suck - first major mistake.
I actually had a good time and realized that the girls there actually seem to dig me and take me as a big baller, which was obviously provoking the local morons, yet I was able to handle the first attempts to taunt me with style and they always shut up.
Now we had some seriously great time, shooting jaeger and socialising and it was close to 4:30 AM while I picked up my cousin who passed away on a bar to sit down for the last shot, so we went to this box sitting opposite to this big mean looking Dolph Lundgren type of guy, who sat there with a girl and they didn't had much to say to each other - second major mistake.
I don't remember what I chatted about with my cousin but we could sat there for like 15 minutes while the idiot stood up from the box, nothing wrong with that - it looked like they are actually leaving.
What happened was, that this guy intensely kept staring at me, so I looked him in the eyes too asking "what's the problem fella"?
He was like 6'3 maybe 220 - 230 pounds, I am like 5'9 and 185 pounds so definitely not the kind of late night entertainment I would be looking for, not to forget he was standing and I was cornered in a tight box, sitting on my ass with legs under the table, practically unable to move.
"What the fuck are you looking at" was the reply and then he jumped in and started to throw very well targeted ans very hard punches, I blocked a couple of them and tried to lean upfront and counterstrike him with the right - third and a fatal major mistake.
He was way longer and able to move on his legs and blocked me out - his reach was obviously way better than mine, of course I was unable to cover me with left and I collected about three or four hits, although I did covered my chin I got one on the eye, ripping the eyebrow and two right up to the mouth while he broke with a punch my left pointing finger and cracked four teeth. I was a bit slower because of the alcohol and also did this total sillyness. He surely knew how to hit.
I was still in control and never failed to look him in the eyes, I guess someone got that idiot off of me, simple redneck motherfucker, of course the security were old buddies of him and even openly told us that "he is the champion in kickboxing" FUCK YOU idiots.
What a brave thing to do, to attack someone who is sitting on his ass in a corner box, as far as I was bleeding and my left index finger got shortened in about one half of it's length - I left and took a cab to the emergency, they were very proffessional, I got RTG a couple of stitches and they straightened up and fixated my left hand.
Then I spent about one and half hour on police to report the incident because otherwise I wouldn't get paid from the government for the medical expenses..
It should take three weeks till I will be able to use properly my left hand again, I will need the dentist to fix my front teeth which will be a hassle and will cost fortune, and on the top of that I lost in the rush my original Ray Ban sunglasses over there.
Simple minded motherfuckin small town idiots, hope that fuck jerked off real well that night.
This is the last photo from that night before this happened. I am getting too old for this shit.
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Sorry that happened to you, theres always drunk idiots at the bars...nasdar 
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