Men v Women: Battle Over the Tiolet Seat

[Barefootsies]

Where is it in the male manual of life I must put this shit down?

Apparently the Louis Vitton purses, rings, vacations, opening car/doors for them is not enough. None of that shit matters unless you ALSO include the seat down option.

[Machete_]

It have nothing to do with the Tiolet Seat
It's about control, being considerat and giving her attention.

If she want to get hyped about a Tiolet Seat, then let her. Just dont react to it

[Carmine Raguso]

I never have a problem putting the seat back down after pissing for the girlfriend because I don't lift it in the first place. I just piss all over it.

[Barefootsies]

It have nothing to do with the Tiolet Seat
It's about control, being considerat and giving her attention.

If she want to get hyped about a Tiolet Seat, then let her. Just dont react to it

I just do not get it. We were on vacation, and I had to constantly hear about it. Today's conversation was a whole discussion about tiolet seats, and it means respect, and so on. I should not just do it for her, but at people's houses, and all this other madness.

I'm like.... w.t.f.??

[Barefootsies]

I never have a problem putting the seat back down after pissing for the girlfriend because I don't lift it in the first place. I just piss all over it.

[Machete_]

I just do not get it. We were on vacation, and I had to constantly hear about it. Today's conversation was a whole discussion about tiolet seats, and it means respect, and so on. I should not just do it for her, but at people's houses, and all this other madness.

I'm like.... w.t.f.??

Ask her if she would rather have a metrosexual man that sat down when he had to take a piss (hello ray vega )

OR

If she wants a hetrosexual male including the fault we come with


Tell her you arent a Soap-drama actor in her personal fantasy world. You are a real man of flesh and blod, and you forget the seat sometimes.

[Barefootsies]

Tell her you arent a Soap-drama actor in her personal fantasy world. You are a real man of flesh and blod, and you forget the seat sometimes.

Amen toe dat shit brotha

[DamageX]

Ask her if she would rather have a metrosexual man that sat down when he had to take a piss (hello ray vega )

OR

If she wants a hetrosexual male including the fault we come with

9 out of 10 will take the metrosexual.

[bloggingseo]

I have never had this problem with a man, I've been lucky!

[myjah]

Did she fall in? I got super mad one night after falling in 'cause the seat was left up. If she did NOT fall in, a simple courtesy mention to you should suffice.

[Voodoo]

A visual representation of what women want:


A visual representation of what men want:


The men's solution seems much more logical.

2 cents.

[RobertD]

Doesn't matter if your male or female.
It's a toilet, the place where people expell their bodies liquid and solid wastes.
It has a lid, close it.

[Barefootsies]

A visual representation of what women want:


A visual representation of what men want:


The men's solution seems much more logical.

2 cents.

[Vicious_B]

Am I the only female on earth that it doesn't bother?

[Barefootsies]

Am I the only female on earth that it doesn't bother?

Apparently.

You must be the only one who realizes there are much more important things to relationships than some fucking toilet seat.

[LauraLee]

I just do not get it. We were on vacation, and I had to constantly hear about it. Today's conversation was a whole discussion about tiolet seats, and it means respect, and so on. I should not just do it for her, but at people's houses, and all this other madness.

I'm like.... w.t.f.??

Some things you just don't question. This is one of them.


I will admit, I broke up with someone for this exact reason. Many years ago, after getting out of a long term relationship I started to date/see this new guy. A few times into hanging he left the toilet seat up and it floored me (my ex never ever did that). Because I was not used to it, I took it as lack of respect and 86'd his ass that very night.

[munki]

Apparently.

You must be the only one who realizes there are much more important things to relationships than some fucking toilet seat.

[Tom_PM]

One of my brothers remembers this by always just letting them drop. Seriously, he comes out of the bathroom and WHAM WHAM the toilet seat and lid come slamming down, lol. Evidently he had it drilled into his skull by someone in the past. And it's never just the seat. The Seat AND Lid must always be down in his world. No exceptions. That way everyone who needs to use the toilet, must lift something, and must close something. It works out.

[O MARINA]

I took it as lack of respect and 86'd his ass that very night.

good, I 86'd for carpet


sssshh

[Barefootsies]

Some things you just don't question. This is one of them.


I will admit, I broke up with someone for this exact reason. Many years ago, after getting out of a long term relationship I started to date/see this new guy. A few times into hanging he left the toilet seat up and it floored me (my ex never ever did that). Because I was not used to it, I took it as lack of respect and 86'd his ass that very night.

Fucking madness.

[sue]

I must say that I am very happy as long as the guys in this family remembers to put it up before using the toilet :-)

*hugs and kisses*

[StuartD]

The men have won in my house... we had 2 boys, with me... that's 3 against 1.

But more so than that, my 3.5 year old is trying to use the toilet on his own these days and putting the seat UP is usually forgotten. Which means he pees on the seat.

SO.... now, not only do I not have to put the seat down, she has to put it up!!!

[2012]

keep it down but rub your cock on her lips when she's asleep for payback

[Darkland]

Where is it in the male manual of life I must put this shit down?

Apparently the Louis Vitton purses, rings, vacations, opening car/doors for them is not enough. None of that shit matters unless you ALSO include the seat down option.

I never got that bullshit either. On the other hand if you take a piss it isn't that hard to put it back down, but it shoudn't be a reason for her to get pissy because you didn't or forgot.

If she goes in there and it is up, how fucking hard is it to just put it down. It is much quicker and less stress than making a big fucking deal out of it. ITS A FUCKING TOILET SEAT FOR FUCKS SAKE! What the hell is there to argue about.

But I almost fell in or I did fall in. Well then open your fucking eyes! I don't know about you but I always look at what I am about to sit down on. It used to drive me fucking nuts too. People who make this complaint have control issues. Ever find blood on the toilet seat? Ohhhh but you cant say shit about that.

Well I solved that shit... After the umpteenth time of her bitching about it I told her if I here one more god damn thing about the toilet seat, if you turn one more day into a shitty fight over something so fucking stupid, I will rip that mother fucker out!

[Achmed's Wife Halimah]

Achmed take his shits every morning at am 9oclock.
when he leave seat up for halimah on night before, halimah will fill pot with extra liquids 6 inch so Achmeds love dagger and sagging suicide bombs will fall in waters .
This is fair.

[Odin]

Am I the only female on earth that it doesn't bother?

Nope, my gf couldn't care either. If it were not published all over the place, in tv shows, etc I don't think any women would even realise enough to care. If it bothers you, your life is already too easy.

[tical]

How about you ladies lift the seat up for us when you're done & we'll put it down after we're done?

Deal?

[TyroneGoldberg]

this is what i do...i close everything, fuck it. why just put the seat down. i'm all for equal rights. so now, she must reach down and lift up the top...see everyone is happy

[Barefootsies]

But more so than that, my 3.5 year old is trying to use the toilet on his own these days and putting the seat UP is usually forgotten. Which means he pees on the seat.

SO.... now, not only do I not have to put the seat down, she has to put it up!!!

[bobby666]

i am a sttingpisser

[eroticsexxx]

When I first started dating my wife, I got the "put the toilet seat down" speech.

So anytime I remembered, I did put the seat down, but then I made sure not to flush.

She hasn't complained about me leaving it up since...

[heymatty]

Leaving a few drops on the seat is for sure the best tactic.

[Ethersync]

Am I the only female on earth that it doesn't bother?

No my girl doesn't bother either. I'm always the one putting it down

[Barefootsies]

When I first started dating my wife, I got the "put the toilet seat down" speech.

So anytime I remembered, I did put the seat down, but then I made sure not to flush.

She hasn't complained about me leaving it up since...

[Ayla_SquareTurtle]

I have never understood the obsession with toilet seats. Unless you don't have hands or arms to use to put it back down yourself, what the fuck difference does it make? It's always seemed like buying into bullshit to me.

[Sly]

I never quite understood why men are supposed to put it down but there is no expectation for women to ever put it up. Why is it supposed to be down? Why isn't it supposed to be up?

[BV]

i never understood the logic with this either
logically, for a woman, it makes more sense if they preferred we left the seat up

therefore it is up and out of the way (not getting dirty)

so when they need to use it it they can lower it and it will be nice and clean

to me that's more logical

[Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Did she fall in? I got super mad one night after falling in 'cause the seat was left up. If she did NOT fall in, a simple courtesy mention to you should suffice.

Are we really talking about toilet seat courtesy around here... lmao

[timebomb011]

whenever a girl says to me "is it so hard to put down the seat???"
i reply, "no it's not, that's why i think you can handle it."

[PenetratinP]

this is what i do...i close everything, fuck it. why just put the seat down. i'm all for equal rights. so now, she must reach down and lift up the top...see everyone is happy

This is the most logical solution and it's what I've always done.

[tony286]

hey if she doesnt look before sitting her ass down not my problem. lol

[TheDoc]

Know what her problem is? She doesn't have little boys.. I do, and if you sit without looking, besides falling in and even with the seat already down, you may sit in piss and even the odd chance of sitting in poop, that's if the damn thing is flushed.

I personally would tell my girl to shut the hell up about such petty crap and bother me when she actually has something worth bitching about. Like I have freaking time to listen to some dumb ass bitch complaint about a toilet, let me know when the thing breaks and shit is spewing all over.. then bitch at me.

[Tempest]

this is what i do...i close everything, fuck it. why just put the seat down. i'm all for equal rights. so now, she must reach down and lift up the top...see everyone is happy

That's the rule in my house as well... came about because I just HATE the animals drinking from the toilet... but it removes the issue totally as you BOTH have to follow the rule and it's fair to everyone.

[Spunky]

I just put it down,you get tired of the constant bitching

[Barefootsies]

I just put it down,you get tired of the constant bitching

Amen BRO!!!!

[Vicious_B]

Apparently.

You must be the only one who realizes there are much more important things to relationships than some fucking toilet seat.

Thinking about it the only bathroom request I have ever made was asking my son not to "blow up" the downstairs half bath. And I really just ask that if we have people over.

Are these the same women that get pissy about which way the toilet paper unrolls too?