Stop trying to fit chicks with glasses in the geek/ner niche - GoFuckYourself.com

Twig · 08-15-2009, 03:44 PM

I'm tired of seeing sites/programs offering geek/nerd when all it really is is a chick with glasses. There are sites for that shit already, cumonmyglasses, etc.
So cut the shit fuckers, give me real geek porn.

tical · 08-15-2009, 03:46 PM

CS-Jay · 08-15-2009, 03:50 PM

what makes good geek porn? her taking her A+ test or putting together a pc in the nude?

alias · 08-15-2009, 03:54 PM

LOL A+ test.

Twig · 08-15-2009, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CS-Jay

what makes good geek porn? her taking her A+ test or putting together a pc in the nude?

Honestly depends. geek or nerd? You just described a girl in each category. Granted, they're aren't definite lines in between each niche, but still.
Glasses doesn't mean shit except bad vision. Geek? Dress her up in some fucking shirts from woot or thinkgeek or something. She's called to a house as a computer tech person and fucks the home owner while the wife is away. She's the tech person for a company and gets railed by the boss.
Nerd? Everyone knows nerd apparel. Maybe a solo nerd girl that agrees to take tests or write essays for classmates in exchange for sex. Can even add a bit of domination to it, by making her smack the guy around, step on him, order him around what the fuck ever.

Just for the love of god, give me something to sell that's worth selling. What I see is complete shit. So to every program owner that has a geek/nerd site and just throw glasses on every girl,

stickyfingerz · 08-15-2009, 03:58 PM

We have a real nerd girl. Plays wow, reads up on tech stuff, really into it. We do put glasses on her sometimes lol, but ya she is a real nerd.

http://www.NerdyNora.com at http://www.StickyBoxBucks.com

SarahLLO · 08-15-2009, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Twig

I'm tired of seeing sites/programs offering geek/nerd when all it really is is a chick with glasses. There are sites for that shit already, cumonmyglasses, etc.
So cut the shit fuckers, give me real geek porn.

i feel you <3

people are missing out on a huge, profitable niche, imo at least, when they don't cater to the nerds/gamers/geeks out there who want porn and girls that suit their interests.

my sites that do the best are the ones called nerdkink.com, gamerfetish.com, xratedcosplay.com, and the hentai ones... i don't think it's a coincidence. these are the same people who will spend money at jlist buying hentai figurines and shit, so it's not a big stretch for them to buy a membership if they find it interesting since they already do so much internet shopping/xbl microtransactions/etc etc.

that's my theory, at least.

Twig · 08-15-2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

We have a real nerd girl. Plays wow, reads up on tech stuff, really into it. We do put glasses on her sometimes lol, but ya she is a real nerd.

http://www.NerdyNora.com at http://www.StickyBoxBucks.com

I guess I can reiterate what I meant. It's not that girls with glasses being called nerdy or geeky is too cliche, it's just I see sooo much of the garbage that I needed to point out that it does not, in itself, make someone geeky/nerdy.

Twig · 08-15-2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SarahLLO

i feel you <3

people are missing out on a huge, profitable niche, imo at least, when they don't cater to the nerds/gamers/geeks out there who want porn and girls that suit their interests.

my sites that do the best are the ones called nerdkink.com, gamerfetish.com, xratedcosplay.com, and the hentai ones... i don't think it's a coincidence. these are the same people who will spend money at jlist buying hentai figurines and shit, so it's not a big stretch for them to buy a membership if they find it interesting since they already do so much internet shopping/xbl microtransactions/etc etc.

that's my theory, at least.

EXACTLY. These are the people that LOVE to spend money online, so stop trying to bullshit them with fake ass nerd/geek girls.
This goes for emo too! Fuck! I see a lot of emo girl sites done so wrong.

Twig · 08-15-2009, 04:07 PM

Also, sticky, any chance you have alternate tours? and that header could use a little bit better cutting out around her, specifically the white along her back,ass and right calf.
Not dogging, just trying to help out.

CaptainHowdy · 08-15-2009, 04:07 PM

If it resembles a woman I think nerds will approve...

Twig · 08-15-2009, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

If it resembles a woman I think nerds will approve...

Don't take this as an insult but that is really a dumb statement. I get what you mean, because nerds just want to look at any kind of pussy because they can't get it and blah blah.
Brazilians resemble something non-white so why make porn with black chicks.

SarahLLO · 08-15-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Twig

EXACTLY. These are the people that LOVE to spend money online, so stop trying to bullshit them with fake ass nerd/geek girls.
This goes for emo too! Fuck! I see a lot of emo girl sites done so wrong.

yeah, it's pretty easy to convince me to part with money online if it's something related to something i nerd out over (if i ever found a cosplay site with really high-quality girls doing known characters, i'd probably join in a heartbeat... but until then, i'll just waste my money elsewhere on shit like wristbands with soifon's homonka symbol on them to help hold my mp3 player in place during workouts because i'm a loser like that), so i feel like i understand the motivations behind that niche of buyers... and i also feel their annoyance when shit is marketed towards my niche in a half-assed way. i'm not stupid, and neither are the rest of the geek/nerd/etc consumers.

like i said, i feel that it's a pretty big niche for whoever decides to put some money into it and produce quality content. someone suggested earlier a set/video of a hot chick putting together a computer while naked? i'm sure that would convert like insanity.

Twig · 08-15-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SarahLLO

yeah, it's pretty easy to convince me to part with money online if it's something related to something i nerd out over (if i ever found a cosplay site with really high-quality girls doing known characters, i'd probably join in a heartbeat... but until then, i'll just waste my money elsewhere on shit like wristbands with soifon's homonka symbol on them to help hold my mp3 player in place during workouts because i'm a loser like that), so i feel like i understand the motivations behind that niche of buyers... and i also feel their annoyance when shit is marketed towards my niche in a half-assed way. i'm not stupid, and neither are the rest of the geek/nerd/etc consumers.

like i said, i feel that it's a pretty big niche for whoever decides to put some money into it and produce quality content. someone suggested earlier a set/video of a hot chick putting together a computer while naked? i'm sure that would convert like insanity.

Yes, even though it was meant as a joke(I think), someone needs to do it. I'm sure this wouldn't be the only time a joke was turned into a real thing and converted like fuck.

SarahLLO · 08-15-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Twig

Yes, even though it was meant as a joke(I think), someone needs to do it. I'm sure this wouldn't be the only time a joke was turned into a real thing and converted like fuck.

Awhile back I was sitting around with my boyfriend and was saying that if I had money, I'd set up a phone sex line/webcam service with a twist - the girls would be like, on xbox live and such with private gamertags, and when a client paid they could watch/listen to the girl while they played their games, and the girls would have to be bonafide gamers so that they could play cod or halo with the guy while talking dirty and/or giving him a cam show.

I mean, I've encountered UNO games on XBL where I got booted because the host was just looking for girls with cams to get naked in exchange for Microsoft points and that's not my thing.

There are lots of nerdy guys with lots of money who are willing to spend money on the idea of a girl with similar interests, and even more to interact with her.

I have far too many ideas about this sort of thing. I should stop talking now, probably, haha.

alias · 08-15-2009, 04:29 PM

This thread is money.

Twig · 08-15-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SarahLLO

Awhile back I was sitting around with my boyfriend and was saying that if I had money, I'd set up a phone sex line/webcam service with a twist - the girls would be like, on xbox live and such with private gamertags, and when a client paid they could watch/listen to the girl while they played their games, and the girls would have to be bonafide gamers so that they could play cod or halo with the guy while talking dirty and/or giving him a cam show.

I mean, I've encountered UNO games on XBL where I got booted because the host was just looking for girls with cams to get naked in exchange for Microsoft points and that's not my thing.

There are lots of nerdy guys with lots of money who are willing to spend money on the idea of a girl with similar interests, and even more to interact with her.

I have far too many ideas about this sort of thing. I should stop talking now, probably, haha.

Previously in this thread you made me think you were a pretty smart chick. Now I know you're a genius. That idea is pure gold.

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Originally Posted by alias

This thread is money.

No shit, Sarah and I should get a couple grand already for consulting. I don't care if my shit gets taken to heart and made, hell, I WANT someone to do it so I can fucking promote it.

SarahLLO · 08-15-2009, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Twig

Previously in this thread you made me think you were a pretty smart chick. Now I know you're a genius. That idea is pure gold.

No shit, Sarah and I should get a couple grand already for consulting. I don't care if my shit gets taken to heart and made, hell, I WANT someone to do it so I can fucking promote it.

We should start a nerd porn think tank ;)

But yeah, what you said. I don't have the means to put my ideas into action, so my best hope is that someone else will run with it, do it well, and then I can promote it.

stickyfingerz · 08-15-2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Twig

Also, sticky, any chance you have alternate tours? and that header could use a little bit better cutting out around her, specifically the white along her back,ass and right calf.
Not dogging, just trying to help out.

I agree, tour update is in the works for the next month or two. She is VERY hands on with her site btw. Also runs a nerd type blog which I can icq you if interested to push traffic to her own site and her friends sites. I've been too busy lately to get it done. Hit me up if you need anything to start promoting her. ;0

Twig · 08-15-2009, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SarahLLO

We should start a nerd porn think tank ;)

But yeah, what you said. I don't have the means to put my ideas into action, so my best hope is that someone else will run with it, do it well, and then I can promote it.

No really, we should get together on a thing or two. Hit me up on ICQ whenever you get time.

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

I agree, tour update is in the works for the next month or two. She is VERY hands on with her site btw. Also runs a nerd type blog which I can icq you if interested to push traffic to her own site and her friends sites. I've been too busy lately to get it done. Hit me up if you need anything to start promoting her. ;0

Glad to see someone who can take constructive criticism and plan on doing something about it. I will gladly promote her whenever you guys get that new tour up.

alias · 08-15-2009, 06:12 PM

Time to find some slutty nerd girls.

cherrylula · 08-15-2009, 06:30 PM

the best is when they put glasses on a chick with a bad tit job and call her a nerd.

no smart chick is going to butcher her tits, that is for sure.

seeandsee · 08-15-2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Twig

I'm tired of seeing sites/programs offering geek/nerd when all it really is is a chick with glasses. There are sites for that shit already, cumonmyglasses, etc.
So cut the shit fuckers, give me real geek porn.

geek pornnnnnnn

stickyfingerz · 08-15-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Twig

No really, we should get together on a thing or two. Hit me up on ICQ whenever you get time.

Glad to see someone who can take constructive criticism and plan on doing something about it. I will gladly promote her whenever you guys get that new tour up.

Good stuff. Ya its been on my list for awhile. I even have a diff header I finished like 80% just got tied up with other stuff. Was putting it off till I got a chance to fly out and do some high quality new stuff of her. Her and her bf shoot a lot of decent amateur stuff, but she is closer to the west coast then Tn, so need to fly out and do some shoots or fly her out here again. Its def in the works to do as well with the tour update. One thing I am doing is adding some tour pages and they will all be done via wordpress on the new pages so she can easily add in her own updates to the tour when she wants. As I said she really likes to be hands on. Bout 80% hacked wordpress theme to match the tour done. Should all be updated as I said in a month or two. Thanks for the constructive criticism.

CaptainHowdy · 08-15-2009, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Twig

Don't take this as an insult but that is really a dumb statement. I get what you mean, because nerds just want to look at any kind of pussy because they can't get it and blah blah.
Brazilians resemble something non-white so why make porn with black chicks.

Nothing in a message board can offend anyone, heh!

The adult biz it's all about assumptions and stereotypes... I wouldn't bother arguing such topics

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FlexxAeon · 08-15-2009, 07:09 PM

i'm gonna start "bully porn" and have it kick sand in your porns face

Twig · 08-15-2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

i'm gonna start "bully porn" and have it kick sand in your porns face

Once nerd porn gets big, that could totally launch. All the popular nerd porn stars getting picked on by the new bully porn stars.
Then it would totally freshen up the whole teacher fetish, as we would need them to bring the discipline.

FlexxAeon · 08-15-2009, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Twig

Once nerd porn gets big, that could totally launch. All the popular nerd porn stars getting picked on by the new bully porn stars.
Then it would totally freshen up the whole teacher fetish, as we would need them to bring the discipline.

i can see you've thought about this deeply

BlackCrayon · 08-15-2009, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Twig

EXACTLY. These are the people that LOVE to spend money online, so stop trying to bullshit them with fake ass nerd/geek girls.
This goes for emo too! Fuck! I see a lot of emo girl sites done so wrong.

dont the geeks know how to get everything on the net for free?

Twig · 08-15-2009, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

dont the geeks know how to get everything on the net for free?

Doesn't everyone at this point? The thing is, geeks will pay for the shit if it's quality.

Mr. Cool Ice · 08-15-2009, 09:26 PM

Once the big programs do anything, it's shit. Most of them don't know anything other than generic porn.

Hence calling well known porn stars, "A teen we found at the mall" and all the other bull shit they say.

It's no wonder this industry has fallen on hard times. Mostly because the majority of the people in it have no clue what they are doing.

Twig · 08-16-2009, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice

Once the big programs do anything, it's shit. Most of them don't know anything other than generic porn.

Hence calling well known porn stars, "A teen we found at the mall" and all the other bull shit they say.

It's no wonder this industry has fallen on hard times. Mostly because the majority of the people in it have no clue what they are doing.

I agree completely.

3xTom · 08-16-2009, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Twig

Doesn't everyone at this point? The thing is, geeks will pay for the shit if it's quality.

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	the best is when they put glasses on a chick with a bad tit job and call her a nerd. no smart chick is going to butcher her tits, that is for sure.

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