Hey FatFoo! I Wrote a Joke Just For YOU FatFoo! Want To Hear It?

[The Porn Nerd]

FatFoo apparently does not want to hear the hilarious joke I wrote especially and specifically for him, FatFoo.

My guess would be he is afraid of the inherant truth laying within the parameters of said joke. I have stalked FatFoo throughout several threads (including ones he himself has started) to no avail.

FatFoo is not responding to my very kind gesture of writing a specific joke specifically FOR FatFoo.

Therefore I am left with no other option then to call FatFoo out PUBLICLY and guilt him into hearing this wonderful, life-changing joke I have written just for him, FatFoo.

Where are you, FatFoo? You and your Bot post in every thread on GFY (seemingly) yet you hide from my amazing, never-before-heard joke written especially and specifically for YOU, FatFoo.

For YOU FatFoo. All for you.

FatFoo.

[BIGTYMER]

Post the joke dude.

[J. Falcon]

Post it already.

[Spunky]

Akbar is just starting his shift

[Chosen]

It's already funny

[The Porn Nerd]

Post it already.

I would just "post it already" except this is a joke written specifically for FatFoo. Therefore, FatFoo must ask to see it. Depending on the level of his sincerity I would be willing to turn this spectacular joke into an "interactive" joke, with FatFoo's full participation.

But since the cowardly dog will not respond the joke remains unheard. You may use your Powers Of Influence on FatFoo if you think it would motivate him. :D

[Vjo]

All for you.

FatFoo.

luv this, all for you fatfoo

[The Porn Nerd]

luv this, all for you fatfoo

Sweet - someone who "gets it"!

Ladies and Gentleman, FatFoo has left the building...

[Vjo]

the "fooster" is around I see him posting..

i want to throw up another good vid but, going back thirty years, cant think of anything "foo"

except hong kong fooey

hmm maybe foo fighters for the foo man (hehe I can't find a good song)

[Vjo]

here we go.. for the foo man

[BIGTYMER]

Post the joke or this just looks like harassment.

[The Porn Nerd]

Post the joke or this just looks like harassment.

One cannot harass a bot.

[Vjo]

while we're waiting for the guest of honor

fat



foo













i so have no life..

[The Porn Nerd]

while were waiting for the guest of honor

fat



foo










i so have no life..

I'm responding. Ditto.

PS: I knew every word of 'Fatman' by Tull, which makes me ancient. Double ditto.

FatFoo where ARE you?
(T-shirts available soon)

[Vjo]

will any female singer ever be hotter than Stevie was?

my all time #1 and I am not alone












i'll never have have that recipe again

[Vjo]

the songs roll on for the foo meister



ronnie spector was hot



love money



fav gogo



who says british girl's aren't pretty



recorded this very hot version off tv in the 80's

[The Porn Nerd]

the songs roll on for the foo meister



ronnie spector was hot



love money



fav gogo



who says british girl's aren't pretty



recorded this very hot version off tv in the 80's

Mister Peabody Therapy Moment:
Gather 'round kids!
The year was 1977 and I remember telling my Mother that I thought, quote, "Stevie Nicks was very attractive." (Farrah Fawcett was also mentioned.)
Mother's Response:
"That's nice dear. Do you dream about those girls? Is that why your sheets are wet sometimes and a little sticky?"

Nighty-night kiddies!

[LoveSandra]

ahahahahahahah

[Vjo]

keeping it hot for fatfoo (to help him write)



love this from 1978



i also recorded this best version when it came out off SNL (this is the rehearsal, cant find the live snl version which was awsome)



too bad what happened to laura, hot vid



2nd only to stevie 4 me



who loves you ff?

[Vjo]

Mister Peabody Therapy Moment:
Gather 'round kids!
The year was 1977 and I remember telling my Mother that I thought, quote, "Stevie Nicks was very attractive." (Farrah Fawcett was also mentioned.)
Mother's Response:
"That's nice dear. Do you dream about those girls? Is that why your sheets are wet sometimes and a little sticky?"

Nighty-night kiddies!

my sheets have def been wet from dreams of stevie

[BigDeanEvans]

Mister Peabody Therapy Moment:
Gather 'round kids!
The year was 1977 and I remember telling my Mother that I thought, quote, "Stevie Nicks was very attractive." (Farrah Fawcett was also mentioned.)
Mother's Response:
"That's nice dear. Do you dream about those girls? Is that why your sheets are wet sometimes and a little sticky?"

Nighty-night kiddies!

[raven1083]

don't forget to share it w/ us after Fatfoo ask for a copy from you

[The Porn Nerd]

don't forget to share it w/ us after Fatfoo ask for a copy from you

It is obvious to most observers that FatFoo is flattered by all this attention and, as usual, slightly confused by it. This perhaps explains his reluctancy to ask for his joke.

It's okay FatFoo! No need to shy away from your comedic destiny!

[seeandsee]

this thread delivers shit

[The Porn Nerd]

this thread delivers shit

This thread delivers comedy GOLD - but ONLY if Mr. FatFoo would have the DECENCY to ask for the joke I, myself, wrote especially and specifically for HIM, FatFoo.

Sadly, Mr. Foo does not comprehend the majesty that awaits him. Further proof of his bot-ness.

PS: And don't get on the wrong side of ME seeandsee, Ci? Otherwise I'll write a joke for THEE, seeandsee, and it won't be anywhere near as funny as FatFoo's joke, see? Don't believe me? Wait 'n SEE, seeandsee, just wait and see, the comedy bell will ring for thee....

[fatfoo]

Tell the joke, MisterPeabody. I am not a bot.

[The Porn Nerd]

Thank FatFoo for requesting that your joke be told. Before i can deliver I must ask you first: would you like to participate in this joke or would you prefer to just read it? Participating will be more fun, and everyone will enjoy it so much more!

If you are afraid of participating because you think I will be any of the following please do not fret. I can assure you NONE of the following will be involved in this joke of ours:

Nothing racial
Nothing ethnic
Nothing in poor taste
No body functions
No references that may insult you, your business, your family or friends
Nothing that would be in violation of any GFY rules
No references to your sex or sexuality in any way

In other words this is a joke, written just for you FatFoo, that could be told on The View, or even in church!

So what do you say FatFoo? You in?

[fatfoo]

I will participate. I'll stay in this thread and I will refresh it often to see the replies.

[The Porn Nerd]

Thank you FatFoo for agreeing to participate in this wonderful comedic exercise! However, before we can begin you must agree to the Terms & Conditions of this joke, as other GFY-ers are bound to chime in. This joke was written specifically for you FatFoo, no one else, and this must be between us for the comedy gold to flow down the mountain.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR FATFOO'S PERSONAL JOKE:

1. You, FatFoo, must respond ONLY to my (Mister Peabody) posts, no one else's regardless of hysteria level of said other poster/buttinski
2. You, FatFoo, must agree to complete this joke regardless of your feelings at any stage during it's telling. Only completion of said joke can produce the comedy gold we all crave.
3. If, at any time, you do NOT respond to a Mister Peabody post, or choose NOT to complete the joke, or simply fail to "do your part" in any way, this will result in many GFY-ers dissatisfaction/hatred of you, FatFoo. Not me, Mister Peabody, for I have already agreed to these T & Cs.
4. Finally, regardless of any other comment, post or emoticon proffered by other GFY-ers, even if they coincide with what you would have said anyway, you, FatFoo, must respond to the post.

If you agree to these Terms and Conditions we can proceed.

[fatfoo]

I agree. Let's continue.

[J. Falcon]

You guys are too much.

[woj]

I'm already

[The Porn Nerd]

I agree. Let's continue.

Excellent news FatFoo! I applaud your aplomb. Let's begin the joke I wrote just for you, FatFoo, just for you:

This is the joke I wrote just for you, FatFoo:

Knock knock.

[fatfoo]

Who is knocking?

[BIGTYMER]

I'm all for a joke but this is fucking stupid.

[The Porn Nerd]

Who is knocking?

IMMEDIATE CESSATION OF JOKE!!!

Now Mr. FatFoo, you are a wily one indeed! While not technically a 'violation' of the Terms & Conditions you agreed to, it is dangerously close to insurrection. The proper (or 'classic') response is "Who's there?" not "Who is knocking?" But since your command of English is famously suspect AND this portion of our joke does not depend entirely on a 'classic response', I will let this one slide.

However, if your next response lives up to the low bar of expectation you have just set I will STOP the completion of this joke until another GFY-er helps you out with the 'classic response' and then you, FatFoo, must continue the joke and post it yourself. So please don't be a dumbass with this next one, okay Mr. Foo?

Shall we continue then?

The Joke Thus Far:

Knock knock.

Who is there? (sic)
(aka 'Who's there?")

Fat Foo.

[fatfoo]

Why are you knocking up my door?

[CYF]

fatfoo: it's "fat foo who?"

[woj]

come on guys, the suspense is killing me, lets continue with the joke

[The Porn Nerd]

Why are you knocking up my door?

Jokeus Interruptus!!!

FatFoo: I am not trying to impregnate your door.
Try again - the line is waiting to be punched.

Jokeus Resumis.

The Joke I wrote Specifically For FatFoo Thus Far:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Fat Foo.......

[Vjo]

spooky night, and creepy thread



Fatfoo, you say: "Fatfoo who?"

[BIGTYMER]

[BIGTYMER]

[BIGTYMER]

[The Porn Nerd]

spooky night, and creepy thread



Fatfoo, you say: "Fatfoo who?"

FatFoo, your failure to listen to your fellow GFY-ers is beginning to cause dissention in the ranks, as evidenced by thus:

This sinking boat of failure is obviously directed at you, FatFoo, because of your, well, failure to "do your part" (I refer you to the above agreed-upon Terms & Conditions).

Nope, sorry folks, no line of punch 'til FatFoo completes his portion of the joke I wrote specifically for YOU, FatFoo, all for you.

The response must come from FatFoo himself.

[J. Falcon]

Worst. Thread. Ever.

[Vjo]

then again creepy can be fun

what kind of music to play before a fatfoo appearance?

i mean it could be another .. 16 hours before fatfoo appears



lol

I got it, something that will make the foo man feel loved and at ease as he should

if i was like 20 y/o and had a guy in a raincoat asking me to "do things" on the internet i would be a bit shy too

lol

cause we all need more "modern day hottie" exposure (and there are a few here)



feel the love

[FlexxAeon]

gfy disappoints me more & more each day

[Vjo]

best version, fuck i hate when that happens

[The Porn Nerd]

gfy disappoints me more & more each day

I must agree and disagree with you. It is FatFoo who is disappointing all GFY-ers with his lack of respect for the Terms & Conditions he agreed to. This disappoints me very much, as I went to all the trouble of writing this excellent comedy experience just for FatFoo.

This tedious, tortuous monstrosity that my beloved FatFoo joke has sadly become (due to the aformentioned lack of proper responses from FatFoo) can mercifully end for all of us 'twere FatFoo to keep his end of the bargain.

I AM sorry GFY-ers. I am bound by the T&Cs on this one. What kind of example would I be setting for FatFoo if I were to just GIVE this fabulous joke, completed for all to read, now? FatFoo would merely be encouraged by his resistence to respond and continue his bot-spamming ways.

BUT, since I am a sympathetic figure/fellow, and it is clear to most (if not all) that FatFoo has the attention span of a Wall Street futures trader on an all-night coke binge, I will give FatFoo, by way of a recap, another shot here:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Fat Foo.....