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Oracle Porn · 09-10-2010, 04:59 AM

This morning I was woken up by loud knocks almost breaking my door down, I get up from bed and see 3 big guys in leather jackets that came to collect the money

here's what I told them.

First, be assured that your funds are fully safe and protected. The funds are secure. The details are complicated, because there are funds in motion.

I also told them that they are my most important asset and I'm not going to treat them anyway other than the best I can.

Finally I added, "Rest assured that when I know something you will all be satisfied with the results. Again, your money is safe."

They responded by breaking my nose and smashing my head on the nearest wall they could find. T
hey will be coming around tomorrow to collect

poisson · 09-10-2010, 05:00 AM

Funny

~Ray · 09-10-2010, 05:01 AM

nothing better to do?

Pics Traffic · 09-10-2010, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

This morning I was woken up by loud knocks almost breaking my door down, I get up from bed and see 3 big guys in leather jackets that came to collect the money

here's what I told them.

First, be assured that your funds are fully safe and protected. The funds are secure. The details are complicated, because there are funds in motion.

I also told them that they are my most important asset and I'm not going to treat them anyway other than the best I can.

Finally I added, "Rest assured that when I know something you will all be satisfied with the results. Again, your money is safe."

They responded by breaking my nose and smashing my head on the nearest wall they could find. T
hey will be coming around tomorrow to collect

Stop being a fucking jew. Oh wait...

tabasco · 09-10-2010, 05:05 AM

Jarmusch · 09-10-2010, 05:08 AM

Next time wear a military uniform and put your hands in the air while you say that.

Maybe they'll believe you.

Wiredoctor · 09-10-2010, 05:12 AM

Now that was funny....

nico-t · 09-10-2010, 05:16 AM

2intense · 09-10-2010, 05:19 AM

ContentPimp · 09-10-2010, 05:21 AM

hahaha, that's a good one but thats exactly how it would be in real life...!

seeandsee · 09-10-2010, 05:22 AM

smells fishy, probably they brake you because of that :P /where is my cash epass

HomerSimpson · 09-10-2010, 06:12 AM

woj · 09-10-2010, 06:27 AM

jturn · 09-10-2010, 06:29 AM

Get some money and hire 3 big guys to fight back

spazlabz · 09-10-2010, 06:31 AM

thank you for the levity, it gave me a chuckle

adult-help · 09-10-2010, 06:32 AM

You should tell them to go home and that you will wire the money to them...they just need to give you their ID copies and the copy of their latest utility bill with their name and address on it..takes 5 to 7 days..

Oracle Porn · 09-10-2010, 08:00 AM

they only accept cash

chronig · 09-10-2010, 08:03 AM

You mean the funds being in motion wasn't an acceptable explanation?? ... weird

SallyRand · 09-10-2010, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

This morning I was woken up by loud knocks almost breaking my door down, I get up from bed and see 3 big guys in leather jackets that came to collect the money

here's what I told them.

First, be assured that your funds are fully safe and protected. The funds are secure. The details are complicated, because there are funds in motion.

I also told them that they are my most important asset and I'm not going to treat them anyway other than the best I can.

Finally I added, "Rest assured that when I know something you will all be satisfied with the results. Again, your money is safe."

They responded by breaking my nose and smashing my head on the nearest wall they could find. T
hey will be coming around tomorrow to collect

Almost made me spew coffee on my keyboard!

Toooooooooooooooo funny!

Sally.

Oracle Porn · 09-10-2010, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig

You mean the funds being in motion wasn't an acceptable explanation?? ... weird

They told me that the next motion these funds need to go is into their pockets otherwise I won't be able to do any kind of motion for a long while

Matyko · 09-10-2010, 02:01 PM

At least some sense of humour in these crazyyy times..
;)

Darkcrni · 09-10-2010, 02:02 PM

Nice.....lol...nice!

Oracle Porn · 09-23-2010, 05:54 AM

neccessery bump?

Jack Sparrow · 09-23-2010, 06:36 AM

You owe money to a gay club?

Laur1s · 09-23-2010, 08:34 AM

P.S. It should be the same with Mallick

pOrRiDgE · 09-23-2010, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Laur1s

P.S. It should be the same with Mallick

Who is that?

pOrRiDgE · 09-23-2010, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pOrRiDgE

Who is that?

And what is he doing threatening me with bankruptcy?

HBKKH · 09-23-2010, 09:10 AM

that's awesome

Tjeezers · 09-23-2010, 12:03 PM

that was DRY

you got a sense for humor in some sort of way

lazycash · 09-23-2010, 01:40 PM

Time to turn on the safety valve so they can't get to the money.

Kenny B! · 09-23-2010, 02:06 PM

You should have told them you're just the middle man

PornMD · 09-23-2010, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

This morning I was woken up by loud knocks almost breaking my door down, I get up from bed and see 3 big guys in leather jackets that came to collect the money

here's what I told them.

First, be assured that your funds are fully safe and protected. The funds are secure. The details are complicated, because there are funds in motion.

I also told them that they are my most important asset and I'm not going to treat them anyway other than the best I can.

Finally I added, "Rest assured that when I know something you will all be satisfied with the results. Again, your money is safe."

They responded by breaking my nose and smashing my head on the nearest wall they could find. T
hey will be coming around tomorrow to collect

Funny, I had the same thing happen to me, except I was smart enough to have an eager friend who tends to deal with these people greet them at the door and tell them all that while I escaped out the back. I also made sure that once they beat up my friend and got around to the back that my Filipino housekeeper was there to greet them, say they were me, and give them some more BS in poor English on my behalf.

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