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Old 10-19-2012, 02:00 PM   #1
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How to get and see all the free pussy you could ever ask for.

Buy a decent SLR and HD video camera. 4 strobe lights, 4 very powerful tungsten lights, Red Heads look cool, Mike, Stands, Soft boxes, Umbrellas, Light Meter.

And learn for 3 months how to use them.

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Old 10-19-2012, 02:04 PM   #2
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Then read books on body language, how to meet girls and enrol in a charm school. This is essential unless you already possess the ability to charm a girl.

Learning cool magic tricks, might be good for an audience, unlikely to get you laid. you come off like something out of the 1960. Magic went out of fashion then.

Buy a new wardrobe of cool clothes, not to expensive and not to cheap. T Shirts that need to be burned are not cool. After Shave, deodorant, etc essential.
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Old 10-19-2012, 03:51 PM   #3
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Old 10-20-2012, 12:49 AM   #4
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Me at work.

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And you to can do this if you follow my simple rules. The best part is you get paid to do it.
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Old 10-20-2012, 03:00 AM   #5
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So you have all your kit, you know how to use it and you've swatted up on "How to charm a lady."

Next thing is to sort out a location to work from, studio, large house or apartment both good. will need some furniture that doesn't shriek Russian. IKEA is sold everywhere and cheap. The alternative is to rent, this might work so long as it doesn't look rented, hotels are dodgy about people shooting porn.

I found a studio worked best, 3,000 square feet with lots of different setting allowed us to move from set to set without any worries. Days we didn't shoot we could move furniture around or decorate.
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Old 10-20-2012, 05:31 AM   #6
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Jesus christ, please shut the fuck up. You are talking to yourself here you idiot.
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Old 10-20-2012, 05:42 AM   #7
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Jesus christ, please shut the fuck up. You are talking to yourself here you idiot.
Don't you mean "writing"?

Also you come to my forum, read the threads, reply and bump them.

Stupidity is hard to hide.
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Old 10-20-2012, 09:13 AM   #8
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Don't you mean "writing"?

Also you come to my forum, read the threads, reply and bump them.

Stupidity is hard to hide.
He was pointing out that no one reads your waffle seriously, and the only people that post here are doing so to mock your stupidity.

Apart from your lover, DVTimes.
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Old 10-20-2012, 09:17 AM   #9
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So you have your kit, you've learned how to use it, learned how to charm a lady and sorted out the locations.

Now it's time to find a market to sell your work to.
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Old 10-20-2012, 09:56 AM   #10
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So you have your kit, you've learned how to use it, learned how to charm a lady and sorted out the locations.

Now it's time to find a market to sell your work to.
I thought this was how you need to rely on a ruse, payment and lies to fuck a woman Paul!

You certainly got me! It's just another thread where you think people can't sell porn anymore!

AHah! V clever!
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content is king !
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Old 10-20-2012, 02:16 PM   #12
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content is king !
Only if it's great content.

And traffic is queen. The days of driving traffic to shit sites, with shit samples was in 1998. Get with the program guys.
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Only if it's great content.

And traffic is queen. The days of driving traffic to shit sites, with shit samples was in 1998. Get with the program guys.
and i am your transvestite overlord ruler idiot
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Old 10-21-2012, 02:51 AM   #14
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So you have now spent as much as $10,000 on the equipment, taken months learning how to use them, learned how to charm a lady, sorted out a location and found the market to sell to is not so great.

Chances are you're going to be stuck at a level where everyone else when they started, so your work will not be very good, you will lack knowledge of who to sell to and the prices they pay. Maybe time to start a website.

Well to do that right needs maybe as much as another $10,000. You can do it cheaper and we've seen a lot of those.

Best thing IMO is to contact other sites and ask them what they pay. At the level you are they will probably off $300 a scene and 5 scenes in a day.

So now you have to find girls. Finding average looking girls is easy, but they don't sell. So you will be stuck with finding 1-10/20 who actually are willing to do the work good enough to shoot. Social Networks are best. Professional models are tough on newbie shooters, they spot them in 10 minutes of meeting them. They rarely drop their panties for newbies.

This will be the toughest part of the job.

Paying them $500 is a good lure. might get away with less, still that makes your job of getting lots of them harder. Best thing is to pay them lots for the work.
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Old 10-21-2012, 03:53 AM   #15
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So far I expect your spend will be around $10,000. Plus spent a lot of time sorting out customers, finding girls, discovering what niche you're in and all ready to shoot. Maybe for a princely sum of $1500 for 5 scenes of stills and videos.

Model will cost $500, on the day costs vary from free if you work like so many here in their Mum's basement or living room. Hiring a location can cost $300 a day.

So after shooting 5 scenes your model is looking at her watch and probably too tired to fuck. She might even think you're a perv and only doing this to get into her knickers or your a boring pratt. You've spent a lot of money and time, no chance of making a profit and you're not getting any free pussy.

That's the reality of shooting porn. Yes most models are pretty free and easy. BUT unless you have the charm to seduce them, they won't give out anything.

And unless you're a very good shooter, you'll be too interested in getting some money out of the day and making a profit. A good shooter can turn out $5,000 profit from a days shoot. He will want to get the girl back again and again. He won't do anything to put that to risk.

So why the illusion that porn shooters are in it for the free pussy? Idiots who don't have a clue about the real world will dream up their only little fantasies.

Do some porn shooters get laid more often than normal guys? Yes, but they would get laid more than normal guys anyway. they have the charm to seduce a lady. And that pisses off the idiots who don't have the charm.
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Old 10-21-2012, 12:26 PM   #16
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wow and you just tried to tell me you were being sarcastic

looks like you have spent a lot of time and money trying to buy yourself some pussy
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