What is the longest you have gone without getting laid???????????

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    What is the longest you have gone without getting laid???????????

    hehehehehe
  • candyflip
    Carpe Visio
    • Jul 2002
    • 43074

    #2
    I had rectal surgery 10 days ago now. I haven't had a boner in two weeks.

    Spend you some brain.
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    • CyberHustler
      Masterbaiter
      • Feb 2006
      • 28796

      #3
      12 years...
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      • Jman
        Already an AI veteran
        • Sep 2003
        • 22834

        #4
        First time I had sex I was 15 so from 0-15 = 15 years long ;)
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        • BIGTYMER
          Junior Achiever
          • Nov 2004
          • 17066

          #5
          I dunno. Like a month or two when not dating.

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          • u-Bob
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            • Jul 2005
            • 33063

            #6
            first half of my life

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            • AllAboutCams
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              • Jul 2011
              • 12234

              #7
              21 years
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              • CaptainHowdy
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 94142

                #8
                I lost count ...

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                • DoubleD
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 758

                  #9
                  hmmm, let's see how long have I been married again?
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                  • Markul
                    Likes Pie
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 12407

                    #10
                    14 years...
                    But.... I pulled out...

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                    • Lykos
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 31027

                      #11
                      First 14 years of my life

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                      • raymor
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 3745

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DoubleD
                        hmmm, let's see how long have I been married again?
                        :D


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                        • oscer
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                          • Jan 2001
                          • 2834

                          #13
                          a few years Back long long time ago !
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                          • CDSmith
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                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
                            I refuse to answer on the grounds I may kill myself.
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                            • scarlettcontent
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                              • Mar 2006
                              • 6031

                              #15
                              1 month, 1 week, 3 days, 20 hours, 9 minutes and I dont know how many seconds but I think 20 seconds


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                              • MaDalton
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                                • Feb 2004
                                • 39861

                                #16
                                6 years of no sex, drugs and alcohol - then i got into school
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                                • EddyTheDog
                                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                                  • Jan 2011
                                  • 25434

                                  #17
                                  I dunno - What time is it?

                                  Seriously - If you forget about the first 15 years I would be getting close about now - Its been about 3 months.....

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                                  • TheLegacy
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                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 18221

                                    #18
                                    It's not the quantity but quality of getting laid.

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                                    • Tom_PM
                                      Porn Meister
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 16443

                                      #19
                                      I dunno, what year is it today?
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                                      • lucas131
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                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 11475

                                        #20
                                        7 years here

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                                        • yuu.design
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                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 25308

                                          #21
                                          mmm, almost 3 months and still counting :S ( yeah, so sad )
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                                          • DatePoster
                                            So Fucking What
                                            • Mar 2011
                                            • 1053

                                            #22
                                            4 Years
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                                            • Babaganoosh
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                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 15841

                                              #23
                                              I'm married, I've lost track.
                                              I like pie.

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                                              • Rochard
                                                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                • Dec 2001
                                                • 75763

                                                #24
                                                Three months while I was in boot camp at Paris Island.

                                                The trade off made it worth it.
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                                                • Paul Markham
                                                  Too old to care
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 52942

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Jman
                                                  First time I had sex I was 15 so from 0-15 = 15 years long ;)
                                                  Ditto...



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                                                  • MarkDeus
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2011
                                                    • 643

                                                    #26
                                                    6-7 months back in 2005. Dumped my first girlfriend, and I wasn't into the game. Then some chick did the "I missed my bus, can I come and sleep at your place?" thing, and broke the spell.
                                                    After that, everything changed.
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                                                    • d-null
                                                      . . .
                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                      • 13724

                                                      #27
                                                      do blowjobs or handjobs count?

                                                      because I'm getting lazier and mostly would rather just lay back and relax and let the girl do all the work

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                                                      • Juicy D. Links
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 122992

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by candyflip
                                                        I had rectal surgery 10 days ago now. I haven't had a boner in two weeks.

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                                                        • candyflip
                                                          Carpe Visio
                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 43074

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                          I did just cum when I took a shit though. Does that count?

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                                                          • Dvae
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 5326

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                            hehehehehe
                                                            Being you posed the question, you go first.
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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978

                                                              #31
                                                              Mom says I'm handsome

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                                                              • pornmasta
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Jun 2006
                                                                • 19839

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                6 years of no sex, drugs and alcohol - then i got into school
                                                                the teacher was horny

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                                                                • bronco67
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 29026

                                                                  #33
                                                                  that 2 months I had bandages on my hands from masturbating too much.

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                                                                  • kal86
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2012
                                                                    • 194

                                                                    #34
                                                                    whole week

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                                                                    • RyuLion
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 32376

                                                                      #35
                                                                      1 second.
                                                                      j/k

                                                                      about 10 years, THIS is NOT necessary..

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                                                                      • CYF
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                                                                        • 10973

                                                                        #36
                                                                        If you don't count the 16 years from 0 to 16, the longest I went was about 8 months.
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                                                                        • TrashyContent
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2008
                                                                          • 2155

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Hmmmm...

                                                                          What is SEX, I thought we were all virgins serving GOD in here ?

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                                                                          • AdultB2B
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                                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                                            • 1507

                                                                            #38
                                                                            In Thailand? LOL
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                                                                            • DirtyDreamer
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                              • 458

                                                                              #39
                                                                              47 years
                                                                              Chill out at Moongem Comics

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                                                                              • Makaveli
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                • 1027

                                                                                #40
                                                                                About 6 months, but I was in jail...

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                                                                                • xarizmendi
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Apr 2010
                                                                                  • 94

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  13 years

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                                                                                  • onwebcam
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                                                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                                                    • 27689

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Are we talkin sex, sex? Or "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" sex?

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                                                                                    • Jel
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                                      • 6904

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      october 10th 2010 until Dec 31 2011 is the longest, after splitting up with the wife. 3 different birds since then, gotta love facebook.

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                                                                                      • JFK
                                                                                        FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                                        • 67369

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                                        that 2 months I had bandages on my hands from masturbating too much.
                                                                                        That reminds me of an episode from "Sons of Anarchy"

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                                                                                        • Tasty1
                                                                                          Bla bla blaa
                                                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                                                          • 9529

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I haven't done it the past 8 hours goes i was sleeping
                                                                                          Last edited by Tasty1; 05-02-2012, 03:52 AM.

                                                                                          everything is fake

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                                                                                          • EddyTheDog
                                                                                            Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                                            • Jan 2011
                                                                                            • 25434

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Makaveli
                                                                                            About 6 months, but I was in jail...

                                                                                            I wont even touch that one.....

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                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                              • 122992

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Makaveli
                                                                                              About 6 months, but I was in jail...
                                                                                              Anal sex counts

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                                                                                              • lazycash
                                                                                                Troll Patrol
                                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                                • 15214

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                8 hours...
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