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brandonstills 12-03-2010 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Linguist (Post 17745235)
... and Bill Gates was a dropout. And Zuckererg quit after first year. Exceptions are good and all but try explaining big-oh runtime to someone spending a few days of your company's money to irrelevantly optimize their ok-running code.

Ironically, one of the best coders I know went to art school and never had CS education. But these are exceptions and are wayyyy far and in between. I know a -lot- more smart people who went to school for CS/math.

Among the programmers I have met and worked with I would have to say it is the opposite. The better ones do not have a degree in in CS. Of course I generally don't associate with incompetent people so I am probably not factoring in the tons of "PHP for dummies" types. So you may be right about the general population of programmers.

That being said, it's a shame there is not more emphasis on Computer Science (CS) among the non-college programmers. Many think that CS has nothing to do with programming but that simply is not the case. Maybe... if you consider installing Wordpress "programming". lol

I'm tired of hearing lame arguments over-emphasizing optimization in speed that sacrifices code readability and development speed from people who have never programmed in assembly, counted clock cycles, or don't know the difference between a logarithmic and exponential algorithm.

I am not a college graduate, and yet when talking to people who have a degree in CS it is frustrating and disappointing when they don't even understand basic CS concepts like Big-O notation and finite automata.

Also, one of the tests at a former company involved us putting an open-case computer in front of the job candidate and asking them to point to the hard drive. There were people with Master degrees in CS that couldn't do it.

signupdamnit 12-03-2010 06:28 PM

In all honesty at your average university a BS in Computer Science is almost worthless. Many people will tell you that they already knew 90% of what was taught to them during their time at a university as an undergraduate before they set one foot in the classroom. For the most part we're talking very basic stuff. I remember some of the other students in my upper level undergraduate classes (including an AI course) being completely perplexed by basic things such as a DOS prompt (this was in the late 90's) or the Unix shell. Others yet were at the senior level and couldn't understand arrays.

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Also, one of the tests at a former company involved us putting an open-case computer in front of the job candidate and asking them to point to the hard drive. There were people with Master degrees in CS that couldn't do it.
I believe it.

munki 12-03-2010 11:37 PM

Chicago is fucking cold...

Sam - Mr. Skin 12-03-2010 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by munki (Post 17748036)
Chicago is fucking cold...

this is true. chicago is not for everyone but neither is new york. chicago is a great city with a lot to offer. i'm a seasoned world traveler and i love a tropical climate, but i also need the energy and cultural diversity (food, music, theater, museums etc.) that chicago has and very few cities in the world can match.

Sam - Mr. Skin 12-04-2010 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 17747553)
Besides, why would a Ph.D WANT to work for a company that just rips nude scenes and sex scenes from movies they don't own the rights to? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Alyssa Milano signed an exclusive agreement with Mr. Skin.


Mr. Skin is far more than a website. We author and publish books, have radio and television deals (with more in the works), produce a successful radio prep service and are constantly pursuing new products to extend the Mr. Skin brand, hence the job posting.

Yes we pursue exceptional individuals and of course they are hard to find, but we've had success thus far and don't plan on compromising any time soon.

adult-help 12-04-2010 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 17746399)
Done. Let me know if you need anything.

for some reason i still cant login. it redirects to login page after trying to login and submitting u/p.

Sam - Mr. Skin 12-04-2010 12:52 PM

Please try again. I think it should be active now.

munki 12-04-2010 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 17748043)
this is true. chicago is not for everyone but neither is new york. chicago is a great city with a lot to offer. i'm a seasoned world traveler and i love a tropical climate, but i also need the energy and cultural diversity (food, music, theater, museums etc.) that chicago has and very few cities in the world can match.

but it's fucking cold... :Oh crap:Oh crap

My brother loves it out there, to bad he isn't a little further up the tech chain or I would recommend him for this... Time to train him up :thumbsup:thumbsup

Mutt 12-04-2010 01:04 PM

Chicago is one of the great cities, give me Chicago over a vapid Phoenix or Tampa any time.

Four seasons - all beautiful and unique.

Sam - Mr. Skin 12-04-2010 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by munki (Post 17749794)
but it's fucking cold... :Oh crap:Oh crap

My brother loves it out there, to bad he isn't a little further up the tech chain or I would recommend him for this... Time to train him up :thumbsup:thumbsup

He's more than welcome to send over a resume. We may be hiring a more junior developer as well.

mgtarheels 12-04-2010 05:10 PM

Ok, I have to ask...

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Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 17743892)
What we're looking for:

-B.S., M.S., or Ph.D. in Computer Science or equivalent
-Extraordinary software engineering talent
-Substantial experience developing web applications
-Extraordinary product, interaction, and visual design talent
-Curiosity and passion for crafting amazing experiences
-Excellent communication skills and ability to explain your design decisions
-Proficiency programming in a language you love (we don't discriminate!)
-Familiarity with MVC paradigms and frameworks (Rails, Django, CakePHP, etc)
-Familiarity with different databases and storage engines (SQL, NoSQL, etc)
-The number of years of professional experience you have isn't important to us.
-A love of celebrities and/or nudity is a huge plus!

Absolutely what good does having -B.S., M.S., or Ph.D. in Computer Science or equivalent matter when you're also looking for: Extraordinary talent and experience?

Does having the degree, in your mind, make one more qualified than infield experience accompanied with talent?

Sam - Mr. Skin 12-04-2010 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17750278)
Ok, I have to ask...



Absolutely what good does having -B.S., M.S., or Ph.D. in Computer Science or equivalent matter when you're also looking for: Extraordinary talent and experience?

Does having the degree, in your mind, make one more qualified than infield experience accompanied with talent?

It's a job description wish list. If the right person applies and doesn't match every single point they will still be considered. We would like for the person to have one or more of those degrees, but nowhere does it say that you will not be considered if you don't. I get the feeling that a lot of people on this board have never actually applied for jobs before.

mgtarheels 12-04-2010 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 17750314)
It's a job description wish list. If the right person applies and doesn't match every single point they will still be considered. We would like for the person to have one or more of those degrees, but nowhere does it say that you will not be considered if you don't. I get the feeling that a lot of people on this board have never actually applied for jobs before.

Job descriptions typically clearly state they are willing to substitute formal education for field experience, something you did not do. Also, education is a prereq for many companies, it isn't as if it is unheard of.

Sam - Mr. Skin 12-04-2010 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17750335)
Job descriptions typically clearly state they are willing to substitute formal education for field experience, something you did not do. Also, education is a prereq for many companies, it isn't as if it is unheard of.

It says "What we are looking for", not "Requirements for consideration". And it means exactly that.

mgtarheels 12-04-2010 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 17750377)
It says "What we are looking for", not "Requirements for consideration". And it means exactly that.

So, if you're going to be a smartass and go the literal route, let's play.

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Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 17747530)
It obviously depends on the individual, but I can guarantee you for the right person the offer will be very competitive. We aren't here to try to lowball talent. If you are interested and qualified you will find out.

Define "qualified" and define "right person". Since you do not have a list of prereqs, how is one to know whether he is qualified.

From m-w:
qualified - having complied with the specific requirements or precedent conditions (as for an office or employment) :


So, again, tell me how one is to know whether or not he is qualified without a list of prereqs, instead a vague and all-encompassing wish list.

Sam - Mr. Skin 12-04-2010 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17750440)
So, if you're going to be a smartass and go the literal route, let's play.



Define "qualified" and define "right person". Since you do not have a list of prereqs, how is one to know whether he is qualified.

From m-w:
qualified - having complied with the specific requirements or precedent conditions (as for an office or employment) :


So, again, tell me how one is to know whether or not he is qualified without a list of prereqs, instead a vague and all-encompassing wish list.

If you aren't interested or qualified, don't apply. Why are you so worried about our job posting?

mgtarheels 12-04-2010 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 17750463)
If you aren't interested or qualified, don't apply. Why are you so worried about our job posting?

How am I to know if I am qualified or not?

You do not have a list of prereqs to define if one is qualified or not, how did you not understand that with my last reply?

Sam - Mr. Skin 12-04-2010 06:21 PM

We'll gladly take a look at your resume if you send it over. If you don't have an idea if you are what we are looking for based on my post then I'm not sure what to tell you. I'm not trying to pick a fight. I just put up a Christmas tree and am listening to Christmas Blues station on Pandora.

mgtarheels 12-04-2010 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 17750564)
We'll gladly take a look at your resume if you send it over. If you don't have an idea if you are what we are looking for based on my post then I'm not sure what to tell you. I'm not trying to pick a fight. I just put up a Christmas tree and am listening to Christmas Blues station on Pandora.

According to you, "what we are looking for" is not "Requirements for consideration". Please help explain this to me. If I meet one of the things you "are looking for", does that make me qualified?

mgtarheels 12-04-2010 06:26 PM

You were quick to play the semantics game but now you can't keep from putting your foot in your mouth. I'm just looking for an answer.

Sam - Mr. Skin 12-04-2010 06:40 PM

You aren't qualified

mgtarheels 12-04-2010 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 17750597)
You aren't qualified

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Agent 488 12-05-2010 10:02 PM

i gots ged.

Agent 488 12-05-2010 10:05 PM

when i start?

Sam - Mr. Skin 12-07-2010 03:29 PM

bump it up

{Psycho} 12-07-2010 03:37 PM

Are u looking to hire from any country ??

Sam - Mr. Skin 12-07-2010 03:45 PM

current location doesn't matter, but relocation to chicago is a must. where are you by the way?


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