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SykkBoy 12-06-2010 08:57 AM

Avoid 2001 Maniacs...
even if, like me, you love b-grade low budget "bad movies"
this one committed the cardinal sin of bad movies...it was boring...I love bad acting, cheesy effects, excessive silly over the top gore and all that goes along with classic bad movies, but this movie was just boring...the original 2000 Maniacs was a classic and the remake was pretty damn fun and entertaining, but this one...wow...total piece of shit...

ottopottomouse 12-06-2010 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17753517)
Marky Mark

I feel really old :( Haven't heard him called that for years.

ShellyCrash 12-06-2010 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17753575)
I feel really old :( Haven't heard him called that for years.

No need for crack I'm anti D-R-U-G-G-I-E
My body is healthy my rhymes make me wealthy
and the funky bunch helps me
bring you a show with no intoxication...

c'mon feel the vibrations




.... or soemthing close to that. :1orglaugh

Si 12-06-2010 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Diculous (Post 17753473)
Just saw "The Bounty Hunter" and boy does it suck. Anything with Jennifer Aniston I tend to stay away, but my wife wanted to see it. But after that, she wishes she hadn't

That goes without saying! :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 12-06-2010 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17752566)
Any film with Jim Carrey in.

Even 'Man on the moon'?

CurrentlySober 12-06-2010 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 17753370)
Inglorious Basterds.

Thats playing right now on one of the movie channels in the UK...
I didnt choose that channel. I have 'Wall Street' on instead :)

KrissyElise 12-06-2010 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17753207)
Anything where the digital budget was more than the actors.

I disagree. This is 2010. There are some movies with good animation as well as a good story.

Ethersync 12-06-2010 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17753611)
No need for crack I'm anti D-R-U-G-G-I-E
My body is healthy my rhymes make me wealthy
and the funky bunch helps me
bring you a show with no intoxication...

c'mon feel the vibrations




.... or soemthing close to that. :1orglaugh



:thumbsup

Holly Lez! 12-06-2010 04:37 PM

The Town - Had so much hope as I am from Boston but a big SNOOZE
Any of the Twilight Movies - That chick is so BOORING and monotone
The Runaways - Again chick is boring and movie was long ..

ShellyCrash 12-06-2010 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 17755038)


:thumbsup

Oh, dude, I fucked it up:

Donnie D's on my back up
Drug free, so put the crack up
no need for SPEED I'm anti....


LOL. The 90's were such a bad time for music and fashion.

When I think of the 90's I sum it up with the picture Rosie Perez shaking her ass to "Fight the Power" in the begining of "Do the Right Thing"


bronco67 12-06-2010 04:49 PM

Every movie I see starts with 10 out of 10, then I go from there. Diary of the Dead rated a 2 with me.

1 for having zombies, and 1 for being a movie.

Si 12-06-2010 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly Lez! (Post 17755055)
The Town - Had so much hope as I am from Boston but a big SNOOZE
Any of the Twilight Movies - That chick is so BOORING and monotone
The Runaways - Again chick is boring and movie was long ..

I still want to see The Town, will only rent it or whatever to be safe :)

Twilight doesn't appeal to me at all, so I will definately not be watching any of them.

The Runaways sounds terrible :Oh crap

Si 12-06-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17755082)
Every movie I see starts with 10 out of 10, then I go from there. Diary of the Dead rated a 2 with me.

1 for having zombies, and 1 for being a movie.

:1orglaugh

Like your rating system :thumbsup

MediaGuy 12-06-2010 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deadmoon (Post 17752291)
citizen kane. absolute crap.

I absolutely can't agree ( though all the technical "innovations" this movie is credited with were already done the year before in "All That Money Can Buy" or "The Devil and Daniel Webster" ) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033532/ it's still a good story...

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 17752319)
The Big Lebowski - a movie only stupid people like.

I must be stupid. I really enjoyed it. Very 70s.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17752566)
Independance Day (American might like it but its insulting to everyone else).

I liked it. It steals the July 4th/Independence Day concept/idea away from the Americans.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17752566)
Any film with Jim Carrey in.

He's made good movies like Man In The Moon, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Mask, etc...

Quote:

Originally Posted by topsiteking (Post 17752655)
Goes without saying Uwe Boll is the Director.:1orglaugh

This guy keeps making movies. Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne, House of the Dead.... they're so bad, I don't know where he gets the money to keep making more.

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 17753370)
Inglorious Basterds.

How is this a bad movie?!!?!?!?

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldJeff (Post 17753389)
The Astronauts Wife - I watched the first 20 minutes for 4 hours once
The Avengers - Walked out of the theater, and was sick for 3 days after watching
Inglorious Bastards - huge disappointment

Almost forgot - anything by M Knight Shamalon after the 6th sense

I can understand astronauts wife, wasn't too crazy about it

Avengers was a joke.

Inglorious Bastards? It's a spaghetti western! Watch it again....

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy (Post 17753535)
Avoid 2001 Maniacs...
even if, like me, you love b-grade low budget "bad movies"
this one committed the cardinal sin of bad movies...it was boring...I love bad acting, cheesy effects, excessive silly over the top gore and all that goes along with classic bad movies, but this movie was just boring...the original 2000 Maniacs was a classic and the remake was pretty damn fun and entertaining, but this one...wow...total piece of shit...

The original or the remake?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly Lez! (Post 17755055)
The Town - Had so much hope as I am from Boston but a big SNOOZE
Any of the Twilight Movies - That chick is so BOORING and monotone
The Runaways - Again chick is boring and movie was long ..

Any movie about the Runaways without Lita Ford is gonna be a miss...

I just watched the Dwayne Johnson / The Rock version of "Walking Tall".... piece of shit, avoid at all costs...

:D

ShellyCrash 12-06-2010 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17755082)
Every movie I see starts with 10 out of 10, then I go from there. Diary of the Dead rated a 2 with me.

1 for having zombies, and 1 for being a movie.

Diary of the Dead was so awful. And if you can even imagine the remake of Day of the Dead was even worse.

Si 12-06-2010 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17755301)
Diary of the Dead was so awful. And if you can even imagine the remake of Day of the Dead was even worse.

Agreed!

Land of the dead was OK.

Cyber Fucker 12-06-2010 07:04 PM

Twilight
New Moon

G... that were really crap movies, I don't know why everyone else is so excited about them.

bronco67 12-06-2010 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17755301)
Diary of the Dead was so awful. And if you can even imagine the remake of Day of the Dead was even worse.

The one with Mena Suvari? I watched that on cable while I was eating lunch the other day. Nick Cannon automatically makes it bad by default, but at least it had some zombie killin. Who the fuck knew that Mena Suvari has quietly been working ever since American Beauty?

The thing about Diary, is it was trying to be one of those natural, documentary style flicks -- except the people making it had no idea what is natural or candid. They had no business even attempting it.

Lester Burnham 12-06-2010 09:18 PM

Surprised that someone said Godfather and The Big Lebowski are lame. Those are great movies! As for movies to avoid:

Paranormal Activity 2: I will never get those 2 hours of my life back.

Knight and Day: If this script can get approved, any script can be approved. So Cameron Diaz survives a plane crash and meets someone (Cruise) who killed everyone on the plane but her. The next day she moves on with her life like nothing happened lol. Just downright awful (and didn't finish it)

The Man in the Iron Mask: I walked out of the theater.

Most Adam Sandler Movies: I just don't understand why his movies make money. Well, I guess I do--there are a ton of drunken frat boys in this world.

Evil Chris 12-06-2010 09:22 PM

Rocky Horror Picture show.

bleh. What's the hype for?

CYF 12-06-2010 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17755614)
The one with Mena Suvari? I watched that on cable while I was eating lunch the other day. Nick Cannon automatically makes it bad by default, but at least it had some zombie killin. Who the fuck knew that Mena Suvari has quietly been working ever since American Beauty?

The thing about Diary, is it was trying to be one of those natural, documentary style flicks -- except the people making it had no idea what is natural or candid. They had no business even attempting it.

Day of the Dead was OK in my book.

Never seen Diary of the Dead but I have The Zombie Diaries and it's similar sounding. I preferred Day of the Dead out of those two.

The Ghost 12-07-2010 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost (Post 17752601)



HOLY FUCK! They're making a part 2 of this turd. All different actors:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1767319/

calvinawe 12-07-2010 06:04 AM

Cable Guy
a tad old but still a must-avoid

Caligari 12-07-2010 06:51 AM

day of the dead remake? damn, can't believe they even wanted to, the original was weak.

diary of the dead did suck but you have to check out "Survival Of The Dead" Romero's last film....pretty good, i would rate it 3rd in the entire romero series behind Night and Dawn.

other zombie films to avoid-
The Rising Dead (japanese, fucking awful)
Bio Zombie (japanese, boring beyond belief)

Caligari 12-07-2010 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 17755637)
Rocky Horror Picture show.

bleh. What's the hype for?

man..eh what? Lets do the time warp again!
its my favorite transvestite horror comedy musical of all time....heh

really its one of the great cult films ever made.

nation-x 12-07-2010 06:55 AM

I sat and watched "The Last Airbender" with my brother last night... even the great special effects couldn't make up for the broken story line and horrible acting... just wow.

Tam 12-07-2010 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloggingseo (Post 17752946)
Am I the only person who finds Will Ferrell NOT funny?

No you aren't, I can't stand his movies at all. The only one I liked was Elf and that was to be expected for the giant goofball thing. But other than that, I can't even stand to watch him in little skits, he's just not funny to me.

sinclair 12-07-2010 11:13 AM

A Serbian Film

Takes the torture porn genre to a level that it should not go. Dont watch it and thank me for the the warning you.

Sinclair

MrBottomTooth 12-07-2010 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tam (Post 17756595)
No you aren't, I can't stand his movies at all. The only one I liked was Elf and that was to be expected for the giant goofball thing. But other than that, I can't even stand to watch him in little skits, he's just not funny to me.

Anchorman was great. Everything else he's done is crap. Although him playing a half-retarded man-child in Step Brothers was so bad it was almost funny.

pornguy 12-07-2010 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17752489)
The Book Of Eli

I 99% of the times will find SOMETHING i like in ANY movie.

i literally left the movie theater pissed off lol.

I actually enjoyed that and caught the little twist at the end.

Si 12-07-2010 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 17756180)
I sat and watched "The Last Airbender" with my brother last night... even the great special effects couldn't make up for the broken story line and horrible acting... just wow.

:1orglaugh that one doesn't suprise me, I couldn't take any film with "bender" in the title too seriously anyway :upsidedow

Phoenix 12-07-2010 11:59 AM

car 54 where are you?

worst movie ever...dont ask how i know..lol

u-Bob 12-07-2010 12:04 PM

I am legend.
I am omega.
The Big Lebowski.
Ghost dog.
...

Frankthefreakintank 12-07-2010 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 17752302)
If you liked the movie at all you should read the book. It is very good.

Great book, and yeah I kindof felt the same way very good movie but very intense

Ethersync 12-07-2010 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17755062)
Donnie D's on my back up
Drug free, so put the crack up
no need for SPEED I'm anti....

Random Facts: He was a drug addict at 13. He also has a 3rd nipple.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1...ird-nipple.jpg

fatfoo 12-07-2010 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17753432)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Evil Chris 12-10-2010 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17756178)
man..eh what? Lets do the time warp again!
its my favorite transvestite horror comedy musical of all time....heh

really its one of the great cult films ever made.

Can't stand it.
Never understood the excitement around this film.

Si 12-10-2010 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 17757134)
Random Facts: He was a drug addict at 13. He also has a 3rd nipple.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1...ird-nipple.jpg

:1orglaugh

Si 12-10-2010 09:25 AM

Anyone seen the new A Team?

I've got a feeling that will be one to avoid like the plague..

PornGreen 12-10-2010 09:30 AM

the newer star wars movies

czarina 12-10-2010 09:32 AM

From Paris with Love (John Travolta)
Sex and The City 2

both were horribly bad and boring

SykkBoy 12-10-2010 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 17764673)
Can't stand it.
Never understood the excitement around this film.

Watch it with a shadowcast or crowd in a theater...that's the way it's meant to be experienced...by itself, as a standalone movie, even us devoted RHPS shadowcast members admit that it's not the best movie ever made ;)

Si 12-10-2010 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 17764709)
From Paris with Love (John Travolta)
Sex and The City 2

both were horribly bad and boring

From paris with love? I thought travolta was funny in that. but you are right the movie probably isn't worth watching. Pretty predictable storyline and Rhys Meyers is a shit actor in my book.

SykkBoy 12-10-2010 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 17755270)
The original or the remake?

The sequel to the remake
I loved the original and really liked the remake...

It was boring, not really all that gory and just took way too long to "get to the point".

Even with a fun cast in Lynn Shaye, Ogre and Bill Moseley, it just took itself way too seriously and meandered all over the place. A low budget exploitation gore flick that is a DTV title should NOT be playing it safe or hiding the gore or any of that nonsense.

PornstarXS 12-10-2010 10:40 AM

any movie with Matthew McConaughey (minus tropic thunder)

any Tyler Perry movie

any Sex In The City movie

the Twilight series (so far so good i have avoided these, give me Blade any day)

any movie where the plot is a woman searching for love, the right man, past love, romance, someone to complete her

thickcash_amo 12-10-2010 10:50 AM

Dark water was the WORST movie ever!

Si 12-10-2010 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornstarXS (Post 17764901)
any movie with Matthew McConaughey (minus tropic thunder)

any Tyler Perry movie

any Sex In The City movie

the Twilight series (so far so good i have avoided these, give me Blade any day)

any movie where the plot is a woman searching for love, the right man, past love, romance, someone to complete her

:thumbsup

Si 12-10-2010 11:24 AM

I'm guessing that new will farrel and mark wahlberg movie will be a definate MISS

The other guys or whatever it is called. looks terrible!

JosephFM 12-10-2010 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 17752319)
The Big Lebowski - a movie only stupid people like.

I guess I'm stupid. I love that movie.

CamsMaster 12-10-2010 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topsiteking (Post 17752286)
Grown Ups

have it on DVD, didn't watched it until now... is it ok ?


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