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what a joke, seriously? is this what programs are really coming to these days?

The guy doesn't defend himself. He just comes here and leaves one indefensible comment after another. Like banning affiliates for not updating their pages. WTF? It isn't easy updating thousands of pages. That shit is non of your business anyway.

Wasnt it fun to get beeped while you're driving?

Then you had to pull over and find a payphone lol

he he he yeah, then we got smart and had 2 way radios installed int the cars, this was pre mobile phone days. They had about a 50km range on a clear day. In the city where I live, they had one channel for mobile phone, so if someone was on there you couldnt use it :1orglaugh

google still has links to all his youtube videos like his wedding... funny he made it private cause he isn't paying people since it was there for the world to see before that... lol

all over a "small amount"

Money does not equal happiness, that's for sure!

The good old day's! LOL Now try to find a pay phone.


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no one is an affiliate any more. this is like a player piano scandal. who cares?

Cyber Age Dave is the new Chris Mallick.

not even close. mallick destroyed a large part of the online adult industry and allegedly stole millions, dave has stiffed affiliates $220 at last count.

on the drama scale this is like 1 out of 10.

Sigh, anyhow indeed I think this guy has had a serious meltdown. Well off people with nice lifestyles dont stiff people for what appears to be a few grand.

Probably running out of money for a long time. I am sure he isnt the only paysite op losing altitude with an impending crash looming.

I actually took it easy on Dave. (every post I made I edited back) I hate to see anyone lose what they worked for. That isnt an excuse to steal. But I did not let the anger I first had come out.

I think everyone has lost altitude. I have been throwing stuff from the plane for a couple years to keep flying.

But those with lots of weight and baggage (nice lifestyle, big house, (high utility bills) new car, (high upkeep and yearly tax) young kids, mortgage, high property taxes, ect) are falling from the skies.

Tough times.

Yeah and if he lives in Pasadena, where CA was located, it's really fucking expensive. Tough times indeed. Time to put the lambo on craigslist. :1orglaugh

You sure ruined his fun...

I should add if you have all the nice things AND a winning prog you are looking pretty. :) For a while. :)

If you have a losing prog, I'll radio the tower when I see you go down. Better ditch the lifestyle if you want to keep flying in this biz. Move to Montana or something. Seriously.

I can live large on 2 grand here. Actually on less than that but that's just me. :)

looks like a total of $220 is lost.

although i don't understand it, he probably has that much in the seats of his lambo.

You just need to know where to look - http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-426023 http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-425893

My friend called me that his older dog is having some probs..

Took all my fire out. But you all keep blasting Dave. lol

I am the more sympathetic guy today. :)

Maybe not, sorry Dave, cmon, blocking IPs? What is this 1996 AOL? LOL proxies.. anonymous services.. cheap isp service..

I just joined Cyberage. Wow! It is 1996 all over again.

Yeah doesnt add up but he is prob way over his head is my guess. Bills far exceed income.

Prob going to keep every dime he can (ie anyone not still sending sales is out) and saying f-u to the adult biz for good.

Then ride off into the sunset.

I would be a bit nervous if I was the top affil...

"Yes Dave, I def plan on sending lots of sales still. Will you keep me at 60%?" "Thanks. I love your prog Dave. Best ever."

YES, we have connection:thumbsup:1orglaugh

There ya go. hehe I know of a nice place in the woods of Northern MN we could get Dave hooked up into a nice new Mobile Home for only $600 a month mortgage or $40,000 up front.

Go down and get him a nice used car for 5 grand, put 55 grand in his pocket and get him back in shape for a a mere 100K. He would still have to stiff you all tho. :)

You'll never find him. Or want to visit him if you do. :1orglaugh

Oops I forgot 2 grand for winter clothes and 3 grand for the woman. :) 50K in the pocket will go forever.

Pawn that hawg you drive on Craigslist for 100K and break away Dave. :)

A lot more than $220, I've counted at least 20 webmasters across multiple boards. They deleted my account and didn't pay me and didn't respond to any of my emails and I was owed $800.

be careful Dave loves to sue people, don't bring up his wife allegedly banging Dennis Rodman before they got married --> http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=754007&page=3

for everyone who got stiffed, I'm sure a "pit bull" class action lawyer would look into it for everyone, then if they shaved you all these years you could collect all that back, too. Maybe time-share out his lamborweenie or he can give you a "home depot" kitchen makeover with his top notch crapentry skills.

You're not saying you lost $800? I wouldnt think you would get taken. :) But yeah someone (ALLEGEDLY :) ) lost $800.

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I am out of here. Big signups to all. :)

wtf are you talking about, just stop posting, you clutter up more threads with nonsense.

Oh cmon I only clutter up a couple threads. :)

I was asking did you lose $800? That is what you wrote. read it.

But fuck you. Who cares. Your the ONLY asshole I met on this board in two years.

What does that say about you?

Sorry i wasted an hour today trying to help. Wont happen much more.

What a crabby, anal retentive, faggy, little suit wearing, piece of shit, little dickhead you are.

Grow a set and quit trying to be up everyones ass all the time with your investigating.

You fucking twit.

You are a fucking dickhead. Asshole.

I will write who I am (real name) if you will. Diff is i am a man. You are a little piece of anon shit.

Lazy fucking anal retentive up everyones ass piece of shit.

YOU get off the board. YOU get out the biz. I aint going anywhere but you just made an enemy for life.

3rd time you fucked with me asshole.

I sort of remember that thread, what was the poem about ?

uh. lol?

Yes, thats exactly what I wrote, why are you asking me to repeat what I already said? Why do you put a space between every line of your posts, and post useless youtube videos to completely clutter the thread, just stop posting already.

Sorry but Lazy has been giving me shit and that was the third time.

Maybe he will fuck off. I ask the guy if he was the one who lost $800 and he tells me (again) I clutter up threads.

I dont think so. Guys enjoy my posts. They have told me so many times going back to the 90s. Yes I am a bit different. I have a hard time dumbing it down sometimes.

I also have an Engineering Degree from the Univ of MN so I aint no fucking hick. I just have fun.

Dont like it. Too bad. Lots of guys do.

I write that way because it is easier to read dumbass.

I will post videos until the mgmt here pulls my plug.

And I will find one now just for you dickhead.

You are a dickhead. I can smell one a mile a way. That is your name now. I want all my friends to know. You are a dickhead.

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what a dickhead

and fuck you, no videos for u

Why are you asking me something I already stated? So you have a degree and seem incapable of writing in paragraphs? You've been cluttering up all of the threads on Dave with your nonsense car talk and useless youtube song videos, just leave already.

Don't you people have any work to do? No wonder you bitch about a couple of bucks.

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It makes your posts twice as long and much more difficult to read which is why nobody else does it.

we're all semi-working.

Asshole,
The reason I posted car stuff was cause other guys did and cause I had already made some very good heartfelt posts. If I am in a thread for 4 hours ogf my time i will post whatever i want.

You leave.

Dont worry. I have things to do. Unlike you I have bills to pay and actually earn a living. I cant sit on the board all day.

I'll be sure to have my eye on you tho.

You are just an asshole and I couldnt let it fly. Not this time.

See ya "board boy". I have life. Go get up someone's ass. I could really give a fuck about all of this bs as my post count indicates.

Its in Motion:upsidedow

Bye bye, time for you to get to your offline job.

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Here we go pal, strap yourself in folks,

First of all I have earned my income fulltime exclusively from adult since 1996.

Second I live alone. I do it all. I dont have a woman behind me wiping my ass all day like you do. Not that having a women is wrong.

But I work twice as hard as you. I am twice as big as you. You are a twit. I am a man. You are a "board boy".

I am going nowhere punk.

No shock that anyone that annoying lives alone.

LOL With that we'll call it a truce for now.

BTW what is "mom" cooking us for dinner. If i had a woman to do all the house work, laundry, groceries, cooking, dusting, ect ect ect Id be a millionaire. :)

What is your excuse?

How many times you see me asking anyone for anything?

Fucking board boy.

You wouldnt last one month in my shoes. You would be in tears.

Nothing like an internet board fight to start off the weekend

And if you dont like me posting videos then start your own board.

My threads had a lot of time put into them. I dont show up in every thread.

When I posted the Oswald Poll I gave the members here thanks for voting by posting a whole bunch of pics history ect. It took me two days.

Same with Top 20 My Hottest Babe thread, And my Hottest Avatar thread. And more.

The members know the cat is as hard a worker and as big hearted a guy as ever will be on this board.

I think the mgmt enjoys my stuff frankly. :)
So YOU leave or else leave me alone.

Ya know I once jumped you. And I was wrong. I apologized. It was a misunderstanding. Before I posted today I wondered is he going to go off?

Ya lunkhead I was trying to mend bridges. I thought we could talk about the $800. Instead YOU go off on me.

Like an old pizza guy. I never throw the first punch but corner me and ill tear the hinges off the door getting out and maybe take you with me.

I have a lot of anger in me. Truth is, I saw hell. Beware of the guy who :) all the time. :)

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I guess we all are supposed to spend all day having no fun, no videos, dead serious all the time, make sure our text is right, spend all day trying to destroy the other guy which as we all know is all Lazy ever does.

Read my last 50 posts. All full of honest tips for fellow affils to help them, along with some vids yes. Things dont have to be dead serious all the time. Some of us get inspired by music. The vids are for us.

Read LC's last 50 posts. All up someones ass trying to destroy them. Not one tip for anyone.

I came to the board and only to this thread, I had a couple jokes. I felt bad Dave is going under. This is not happy to me. I told a couple stories. cherrylula gets the humor and reponds, I post a vid.

Things were going great here till YOU got bitchy.

You leave.

Semi-Retarded Dave threatened to sue someone over a poem about his girlfriend fucking Dennis Rodman? :error

I have got to see this poem :1orglaugh